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London Olympic 2012 sex games

Friday, July 27, 2012

"The Sex Games" headlines the British Independent, the Focus comes with an article entitled: "Hot Games in London - Great Sex debate before the Olympics opening".

That's funny.

It seems that, should not be a terrorist attack or city Fourth running state intervene to speculate about the supposedly licentious love life in Olymischen village and paparazzieren first time could be more interesting in history, for the world, from all that running around, jumping anymore, Gelupfe, vermin, Geboxe Geschieße, Geremple and other classic Olympic Gekrattel to teach.

At ten thousand athletes to have been distributed 150,000 condoms.

That's enough for at least 30 numbers for each. (When two people get along with a condom at a time.)

Some smart head must then, after it became clear in the planning staffs that the Olympians would be either too stupid or too careless themselves enough to buy condoms, just have (he probably has his experiences in Eton, stating that a Tight young Englishman can take up to two times a day, making for 14 days 28, plus two as a power reserve), that should be enough, having probably factored in a sharp pen that while many young athlete even the tight Etonianer can still excel at lumbar force many but already own the goods would have brought alone whether a particular brand preferences, so that probably should be worried more for three to four points on the day.

150 000. condom. When a packet is 5 millimeters thick, that gives a Präserturm 75 000 cm or 750 meters. That would be when the Brit had not calculated so scarce, the tallest building in the world.

So there's just the silver medal. (more ...)