With 'North Goofy' tagged articles

Discreet dealings in Südschwitz (II)

Sunday 09 June 2013

The potheads make it clear that they do not already want it on the Adenauer Square daytime driving, the Dunkelbütt '(ie the Kate of VSler) is to ensure their integrity to some extent how hard Holtz, the more required of me as requested, was not an easy task ,

The stoners here are in fact a very proud and self-willed folk; Not only that, with respect to the real domestic product, ie after deducting all the "state monkeys" who paid from North Goofy, probably two-thirds of the domestic economic performance yield, of which only a marginal part by means of hemp products, no, they saw it not a first why is noon the second beer not where most leichtgeschürzten, crack Erten girls from Südschwitz associated strut to this uplifting sight, because even with the same having them invited may smoke a decent stove pipe with best SSS (Südschwitzersuper) should, just because Colonel bitches again and Northern Goofy to make an on indignantly.

My Entgegenungen because of composure and compromise and discretion for the purposes of promotion of the best interests of all initially met little receptive ears: who probably actually throw the whole store here then? - Except Olli, against the one who would say yes so that nothing like it is not against me - what probably told the whole Bundi, if left alone, tobacco and beer? - And so took a first heated debate its course.

It took.

Finally, I knew a südschwitzerische solution to propose. (more ...)

Rants from Südschwitz

Monday 06 May 2013

It was pretty hairy, but has North Goofy (Berlin) in the Finanzabschakalen Südschwitz finally revoked the business base. We are, so to speak no more offshore.

Ollis almost rampaging pensioners, a good coordination of Prostestaktionen the Hintlinge, Zenzis courageous use, portraying what kinds- and morally pernicious elements were there befell unbearable enough, after Südschwitz that they get themselves wofern this nonsense will not soon put an end to a would connect Hintlingshag (the Hintlingshage, therefore, in this context, resistance groups are the Hintlinge think this is powerful, out separated by gender), namely jagged, also my subtle Katastrophetie in speech and writing, the plague should not be defended resolutely, did their effect.

The good part Finanzabschakale are already gone, and the rest is sitting on packed suitcases.

In Freiberg, it was not unheard of that young boy at night, born to be wild, chanting until dawn: "rabble, money scams, get out!"

Apart from this, our community in Südschwitz extremely beneficial development is concerned Mona after the BND voluntary, rather involuntarily in the results, while very well paid, has been threaded, now almost all right again at Olli. You still adorns a little, but it has also its appeal. (more ...)

Crisis in Südschwitz

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Since Zenzi directs the school and we share bed and board, and no one has anything about it, except maybe one, although it would like to lead a school, but maybe share with other Zenzi, the world is so beautiful and edifying for me as a long time no longer so that I this heaven on earth does not want to lose another unnecessary words.

Sorry, but accumulate externally throughout Südschwitz, even here in Buschhausen the problems.

Switzerland has negotiated with the government as always strapped in North Doof a special agreement to make Swiss authorized to make all sorts of shops at special rates here also colonize open up all sorts of shell companies and set up Abschakalskapitalgeschellschaften. The riff-raff, the falls there will Stupid Just as it is not only ethics and morality spoils noticeably in Südschwitz, but also the prices in Freiberg already badly, even in Buschhausen, making it among my Hintlingen, to put it very carefully not just too popular. Allzumal yes it is not only the most corrupt of all Swiss, who hit here, but also all the special Swiss, so those bandits money from around the world who work with special permission for a Swiss special letter box. A übleres rabble (they certainly do 70% of those parasites of) the world, if ever, have not often seen.

It threatens a veritable popular uprising in Südschwitz. Hard Holtz, the site commander of the Armed Forces' says Olli me, is pretty nervous. He knows that even a fourteen year old Hintling know prostrate three to five of those enddekadenten linnets with bare hands within seconds, their guns, they have any, wegbeißend.

There are just times estimated three thousand, but they are out of a population of somewhere over one hundred thousand (no one knows exactly how many Hintlinge there really is) still unbearable. Olli said to me, and something damning can be of such a gewetterten host hardly hear that they are the fucking worst stupid drunkard, he had ever experienced. They knew not even know how to fall halfway decent on barstool. Their chatter was so unbearably stupid, like not even in the most run-down Rhenish pump room in Puffviertel would ever have to listen because there myself Paule Penner aufbrächte more verbal originality, and when he hit each grade is the Rüsel again at the bar. I never thought that Olli could so ablästern on its own, even very graduates guests. Much of what he said, I can not write down here, as this page will not get a majority Lock purely wound, the vocabulary of a Altprofis his profession includes some curse and insult, that is exercised was, as I now just have to leave your inclined fancy it.

Who knows the story of Südschwitz a little more closely, is now not difficult to guess what Olli as he energized again, thought we should take on all this shit now only an old vintage port, then wanted to say to me, but what I first said to hit him because sometimes a trick that I knew what he was going to say the same: "Oh dear. Olli. I am supposed belatschern the Chief Commissioner and the hard Holtz somehow explain the Hintlingen I had everything under control, alongside well-behaved further addressed, such as if nothing would ever knock a little on the bush in the Swiss top Attaché, so to speak, again alongside the corresponding letter to media and politics in Northern Goofy so cunning as clever written as the addressees selected quite quickly and eagerly ship. Is not that right, or am I right? "

"It is true, of course, and you're right, but that's not enough," replied Olli, after a short, slightly astonished pause, very dry. "You have to also rub shoulders with the worst of these bandits record itself. What else. "

"Oh no, Olli. As I leave a point, and you have it immediately. "

"That's why we are such good friends." We drank a port and advised us alone.

(That was a week ago. Hard Holtz is carefully cooperative, but of course, has severely scared to death. The Swiss Grand Mufti welcomed me briefly, my little verschwurbelt the concerns expressed belongs, however much to say. And one night I had with some of drink the fattest of these morons. In this case, a mixed picture. Some of them just laugh resistance to their presence, the other but is a little uneasy. These are the better instincts. One or the other of which I will probably again have to make. The letters to North Goofy are in progress. I need at least three good deeds, really good. A fucking shit work. I can not make a mistake. Do not even think that I could make one. Everything must be done as if by magic .)

Of the German Südschwitzer

Monday, April 22, 2013

The school is in Buschhausen. She is beautiful inside whitewashed, Olli broke a previous private school in North Goofy for an apple and an egg bought the entire inventory can be brought here over Lagos in the container, along with computers, blackboards, textbooks and a substantial library.

The crowd is huge. I already had to hire a teacher who oversees the Grundis. Zenzi, she is 38, comes from any Lower Bavarian backwater behind Deggendorf, indeed has, especially when they are once again excited, what is not rare, a little heavy accent (well, when you hit "creeping di!" And another of himself there, it's been more than just an accent), but is very committed and in explaining an ace. You can find the Hintlinge (there are hardly any greater compliment) "real bushy". I even heard once, as a brash Hintlingsspross they "öberst bushy" called what I thought I though to see a light pink flit across her face, but that is captured a significant complaint because of bad Deutsch's constant pede. Zenzi is that can not be denied, not only quite bushy, but the with her teasing pageboy in Blond, well, since you can not just wont to carry five coats over each other in German-Südschwitz, not even the verfrorensten ladies, also next and this is also not a little of what she has to say, a real attraction, harms the reputation and prestige of the school by no means, even if it is of some Hintlingsmutter sometimes viewed with some critical, as to whether they probably did to yours very wished to please.

But you know what men are (X beer festivals behind Deggendorf, where she earned her degree), no matter how thirsty or have not even thirsty, so is therefore very professionally. I want them now but do not make the same more words because my students tease me anyway more than pretty dessenthalben to the Lord director (the "Ditz") have obviously been thrown a particularly eye on woman vice-principal, which is a real Hintling could understand from German-Südschwitz so easily and so on andsoforth ...

Anyway, there are quite a few so woken like naughty children and half to Dreiviertelswüchsige. Most of them have hunted with sharpened stick desert rats before a child is placed on a tricycle in North Goofy. Their knowledge in terms of local flora and fauna is quite amazing in the first few classes. If they practice in the big break in the playground spinning and bow and crossbow shooting, a go if their skill manchesmal eyes almost over. (There was even a proposal that we should with small-bore, at least allowed to practice air rifles, which it me, however, a long sermon about measurement and middle school education, for the carriage of social competence and intelligence, I do not know what else everything herausschwatzte and daherschwadronierte, Zenzi helped lucky to even so threatening that they would take over so no more break supervision (which since then but the guys had to be something thoughtful) managed to somehow reject again.

Something more concerned, however, makes me the language development of Hintlingskinder, including the general German lessons. (more ...)

Career move: Headmaster in German-Südschwitz!

Sunday 07 April 2013

Full-German Südschwitz, especially since the Retiree Olli is facilitated. The menacing soldiers-Fremdenlegionärsbesäufnis in the capital Freiberg was averted.

https://unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de/2013/02/27/es-braut-sich-was-zusammen-in-deutsch-sudschwit/

I managed to avoid the looming catastrophe actually means some Ebriefe by German-North Goofy (ie Berlin and the Old Reich). The sauce was canceled discreetly under any pretext.

Olli has bestowed very generous to me: one year free beer in all its places (he has now opened in emerging Zweitort of DSS in Buschhausen, about 100 kilometers west of Freiberg, a sand-engined pub after he could not witness it, as since two modest pickling opened, quite incongruous).

In the "blond Gazelle" it goes, especially on weekends, really high here. Virtually no pensioners (only the rüstigsten), otherwise murderously thirsty Hintlinge from the bush, adventurers, flotsam from North Goofy, I as so far the only journalist.

Although the place looks a little tentative; by special clay buildings (with air cooling, optimized Badgiren), there are, however, already spot where it DSS ratios downright cool; north to get for the Sahara has built a wind-inflammatory Dornbusch Wall; the best fountain of all West German-Südschwitz is located there.

Once a month, the Hintlinge meet at the Freedom Square to the Thing (they call it really!) To all things pertaining to the area to discuss, to decide on joint projects, and settle disputes. Quite a few come with the camel, because fuel is expensive in West German-Südschwitz.

Even a small local market has formed where venison, fruits and vegetables, all kinds of products in the region, are offered for sale. The dependence of the capital, and thus indirectly of North Goofy, it was decided at the last year-Thing, will be systematically reduced. Building materials, tools etc are accepted instead of always valid beer or Euros at any time. So Cunning small business owners just take the required Freiberg with the transportation Buschhausen, melons, tomatoes, etc. back to the capital.

Olli wants additional investment. So suddenly he said to me a few weeks ago: "Magnus, wait and see. In two years Buschhausen is half the size of Freiberg. "

"You really think so?" I asked. "What did you do so before everything?" (more ...)