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Founder time in Südschwitz

Monday, May 13, 2013

The Hintlinge build cisterns as the doped.

Since the bush plant Roland them has shown what can be achieved with a little water, about pioneer plants, with half shading by acacias, the right varieties, Dornbuschhäckselgut, moon-bound sowing and harvest, Wasweißichnoch, all in the Wild West of Südschwitz is a new founder time erupted.

Among the Hintlingskindern a veritable camel and goat manure collection competition has arisen because by the expanding agriculture, the demand is high, and so brings a bag of dried shit at home or on the market in Buschhausen not a bad extra money.

Something caused offense, only that one of my students, who is a right joker (I helped even with, not realizing what I was credenza), the shit Collectors song not only fictional, but also to make very quickly became popular did the creative writing course. (Not a few were not only the first text not funny, but also that he is also sung to the melody of the German national anthem. It has already in the original has only one verse.)

"Shit, shit on everything

About everything on the field,

If it always useful and plasters

Beisammgekellt Säuberlich

From the goat until the camels,

From the crush to ran about money -

Shit, shit on everything

About everything on the field! " (more ...)

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Zenzi is now my boss (how fast it goes something like that)

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Matters into German-Südschwitz be as fast almost tragic and can be sensibly resolved at last.

Zenzi told me that I was indeed a "quite competent headmaster," "no net so unbuschig", finally (oh, how I hear poisoned half flattery of full erbuschten Niederbayer Inside!), They've also remains nothing against me (ie, women woman, almost everything), they consider it but for educationally inappropriate that they continue to live barely one square away from me, because that would lead too much on rumors that it might do, to accept employment in Freiberg, it brings Although hardly have the heart it does not go on, however, that, as deputy head of its authority and that therefore the lose the phony cheap concubine of the rector's.

Before I knew to counter even a word, she burst into tears, wild, but this just as quickly wipe defiant, said angrily: "If it must at least be so!"

Des I could now not be assigned. For the moment I had ever dared to look too friendly, their undoubted charms sake, addressed beyond the philological, more than one official coffee to put her under to catch me. Now this. I could lose almost exclusively.

She looked at me that is not that how well stammered as if a declaration of love on my part could help now somewhere beyond or even -hin. While I understand some of linguistics, but on this particular part of the same areas I felt never particularly erstudiert or even safe. So I decided it was probably an inspiration, spontaneously, as never done before, now once zuammenzubrechen on the spot. First of all. I broke down hard.

My face was, as I let it be ashen and special simultaneously with small red spots number übersäete, the chin slightly trembling with despair, her eyes osmiumkalt, otherworldly hard granitic; more horror, naked terror, at the same time final determination in final desperation, saw no woman ever. (more ...)

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Career move: Headmaster in German-Südschwitz!

Sunday 07 April 2013

Full German-Südschwitz, especially the pensioners-Olli is facilitated. The menacing soldiers Fremdenlegionärsbesäufnis-in capital Freiberg was averted.

https://unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de/2013/02/27/es-bride-is-what-together-in-German-sudschwit/

I managed to prevent the looming disaster actually means some Ebriefe by German-North Goofy (ie Berlin and the Old Reich). The sauce was canceled discreetly under any pretext.

Olli has shewed very generous towards me: one year free beer in all its premises (he has now opened in emerging Zweitort of DSS, in Busch Hausen, about 100 kilometers west of Freiberg, a sand-engined pub after he could not look on it as since two rather modest pickling opened, quite incongruous).

In the "blond gazelle" it goes, especially on weekends, truly high-forth. Virtually no pensioners (only the rüstigsten), otherwise murderously thirsty Hintlinge from the bush, adventurer, flotsam from North Goofy, I as so far the only journalist.

Although the place looks a little tentative; by special clay buildings (with air cooling, optimized Badgiren) there are, however, already spot where it DSS ratios downright cool; north to get for the Sahara has built a wind-resistant bush Wall; the best fountain of all West-German-Südschwitz is located there.

Once a month, the Hintlinge meet at the Freedom Square to Thing (they call it really so!) To everything that concerns the area to discuss, to decide on joint projects, and settle disputes. Quite a few come with the camel, because fuel is expensive in West-German-Südschwitz.

Even a small local market has formed where wild game, fruits and vegetables, all kinds of products of the region are offered for sale. The dependence of the capital, and thus indirectly of North Goofy, so it was decided at the last year-Thing, will be systematically reduced. Building materials, tools, etc. will be accepted instead of always valid beer or Euros at any time. So Cunning small businesses drive the straight Required from Freiberg with the transporter to Busch Hausen, melons, tomatoes, etc. back to the capital.

Olli wants to invest further. So suddenly he said to me a few weeks ago: "Magnus, wait and see. In two years Buschhausen is half the size of Freiberg. "

"You really think so?" I asked. "What did you do so before everything?" (more ...)

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Do we get any small colony? German-Südschwitz?

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Since we are now, to Afghanistan in Mali to support a so clear colonial war, I wonder if we should not at least entitled to a small colony in Africa again. After all, times 30 000 square kilometers, mainly thorn bush savannah, like no uranium mine.

Since the German could be proud of its called-up by the Federal President European patriotism but again, if he has as a private social development field.

Once all the locals and those who presented themselves as such, furnished in Germany with Hartz 4 and various zusätzlchen integration assistance, the area is repopulated.

It now has in a place where the heater will not cost anything, an area that is suitable for splendid summer camp for young people mindervergesellschaftete; the heat makes already so tired that it certainly does not need more beer.

As the area - it has to go clean, democratic - is free bereisbar, otherwise so deserted, of course, come all sorts of adventurers, madmen and Wheeler the windiest variety.

First, the popularly called the area jokingly "German-Südsahara"; but eventually took root, obviously inspired by "German South-West", "German-Südschwitz" one.

In German-Südschwitz the Konterbanditentum is naturally attracted to the big problem. For the beer smugglers make big business. (more ...)

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