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The fungus is coming!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I already upgrade for the pan-European slime mold attack.

The Bulgarian mutation of the fungus Invasorius Galacticus a Caucasian subspecies of fungus asiaticus Totus Pestilenzarius spreads from the southeast inexorably: it attacks PVC surfaces as well as silicone gaskets, garden hoses and condoms; also all plastic and Elaste involving fluorine compounds, including modern waterproof footwear and textiles (some experts call it already "the fluorine-eater").

The crisis team at the Badische Aniline and soda factories (BASF) fears already that the automotive and Düngemittelprduktion could grind to a halt shortly, but warns against panic among the population, but what I think is one of the usual appeasement maneuvers before the big disaster.

Without a doubt, try the self-appointed elites, yet quickly repackage their food stocks in jute bags and uncoated paper bags, while we ordinary citizens continue to drag the unsaleable basically noodles in PET packaging, potatoes in plastic bags, milk in tetra packs home ...

The whole staged eruption of ash along with vertigo was actually a distraction attempt historical dimension; actually closes because of the slime mold infestation not only aircraft door close properly anymore.

Do you think that Guttenberg herumgurkt in Turkey and Merkel in Italy, because the bankrupt Icelandic EU try to extort by means of a computer simulation to issue its foreign debt?

Everyone knows that Germany never led away a cent to other countries, such as before a penny.

Tear in time the rubber soles of their shoes before the fungus has eroded the toes you!

Destroy your credit card immediately, before it is too late!

On the rims will run better tires down of cars and wheels!