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From Googlegeschlunze

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Google is, at least for me, hard on the ass.

For some time he lists so uncoordinated and Zwerch that it has not even looks as if it were on purpose. And it would be intention, so they would run raggedly.

Besides my current stuff pushes the monster any old junk from my (journalistic) life forward, ranking and thus weighting is nigh ridiculous.

Dear Google: Do you think about that I was of your grace?

Do you mean that it uses your business in the long term, which shabbily thrown together information you define your customers regarding my now are bidding?

Either you've got a specific disorder - because your offer was even comprehensible - or I have been pleased with you in disgrace. What now not particularly surprised me, because after all, you are a kind of offshoot of the NSA. Alswelche know I none of her ardent supporters.

I'm going to do with security but not the Tort to annoy me about your inept business practices. That would be the shells around the pearls before Hängebauchsäue.

Your small electric Krämer have still not understood what spirit, what ersynapst itself. Specifically: It should not be.

Almost your acts already alswie a Dying, a Vorfossil, a data crocodile, the danebenverschluckt yourself. So a quivering ending thingy in irgendsoeinem abgewurstelten Hollywood movies. A crash avatar. A Golem in his piss. A hippopotamus, the horrible uncomfortable on Spitsbergen. Zero clock in Ulan Bator. Toads mud. "Do not be evil: Be dumb!" Jaja. So it goes when decadence corporate identity chosen. You fackt so from beautiful, better, lubricates in the Schlunz that the German laughs.

It is now times to suspect that your not just my data so shabby, so under shabby managed; and it would only mean so strange, which, as I said, hardly likely, as already showed that the pitting, the green mold that infest you hard.

Takes me doing just that I think of any hearty curse words to you. At least not the one I deeply care about, when I'm dealing with unrelieved rabble, wants to bring this clearly to expression. What's in it already, if someone people as "Loser" means? Where's the pizzazz? And for scoundrels, but your also not fit. Those were the bandits with sharp daggers, really sneaky, of whom one had to beware, if you wanted to survive between the Black Forest and Pomerania. You are indeed not even rogues, so the gesittetere variant of scoundrels. Only small weight counterfeiters. Not even for money counterfeiting you have the guts.

Datenzersabbler. Endabständigsteszusammenklauber. Garbage hustler and -riesler. Bauxitletztverfluorer. Marginal farmers of stupidity. Peeping Haeger. Steinverschnapser. Abkasper. Goals grove Heger.

May I very much so, just honored dessenthalben that I succumbed to your Ohngnad?

No, so far I do not wanna go. Reptiles has rarely raised one. One step up to übelen slimes as far as possible over, kick, where this is unavoidable, only carefully into it, keep his boots thereat always well greased.