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From Blogger to Laller and Loller

Sunday, May 26, 2013

There is hardly anything Idiotischeres as an article that seeks to explain its own article.

But firstly to the explanatory article is not a real article, but rather a Beinaheaphorismus. (Aphorisms one may not explain well known.)

I wrote under the title "From Blog to Lall":

"Blog is stupid. Therefore he hot Lall. "

This is about sovereignty and sustainable applied sociolinguistics as a serious necessary Defendolinguistik, rigid precise Bello linguistics.

(Note also to the following Kommentarstrang: https://unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de/2013/05/23/verlogene-obergranatenerzarschlocher-ii/#comments )

Moreover, in principle, an important, often too little attention stratagem. That fact, which reads: "Ridiculed? Set more than one better! " (more ...)

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A Exsexuelle? (An Exsexual?)

Saturday, May 18, 2013

The comment string to "Mrs Nittit" asks Rainer Grzybowski:

"Angelina Jolie - which is now a Exsexuelle?"

In fact, so far does not seem politically and linguistically correct term for those found to be amputated from her sex voluntarily.

Rainer, you hit the nail on the head. Admirable, it can be said no. A neologism for the future.

Then we do it right now but also engsächsisch, for the dictionary:

"At Exsexual is a person did willfully and with success has ordered healthy sexual organs to be removed preventively."

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From Lernschiet

Wednesday 08 May 2013

On page readers Dudes - his "Stammtisch" http://dudeweblog.wordpress.com/stammtisch-plauderecke/#comments - I wrote earlier he answering the following, but what belongs here too:

"... Laberst crap together ... Dünnpfiff": I here - as always - on the road under real names, because it requires but a riposte.
Of course, my texts of varying quality (often but saw each very different); it may well be that I occasionally or even total overdo it with the redundancy; but such a scathing judgments I hear, every now and then by R. (dessenthalben of me after all Ar ... not to mention .och rested) when I say something in content, especially ideologically, is a mighty against the grain. So, next time I'm not enough respect for the light, Osho, the doctrine of reincarnation, etc. put Jesus on the day. (R. saith also quite times: "What you have written down here is shit.")
Now, what this means to me?
That I may always be careful not to write what I expected (usually I smell the waiting Koteimer early; it is with some experience not difficult) will bring this kind of judgment?
The Deibel I'll do.
To hear this kind of Fecal, although at the moment is never pleasant but I feel basically a shit, because the content of logical-critical objectivity or well-founded criticism of style prevails because at least much never. The small, scabby, jealous, immature, unspiritual, narrow horizon term, malicious, frustrated, black bilious drooling Magnus has only once dared again to draw maximum Holy or Größtheilige in doubt or / and pour some scorn for those who gefolgsam, and for that he gets then a maximum broadside. C'est la vie.
Even for redundancy and for Nietzsche Comparison: Nietzsche etc. written several books on fallacy and superstition, mendacious morals, Christian nonsense, what he surely would have scarce can hold. From the core contents ago there was also much redundant. He could have simply say, "The Christian believes crap." Maybe even three similarly terse sentences to Judaism, Buddhism, achieving a total of faith. Whether, however, all over the world even more than a hundred years after his death discussed the content of these sentences, but remains questionable.
(I think I need today or latest attack again tomorrow. Something really write unnecessarily stupid Crappy. The last few days I was probably far too much.)

How do I now fulfill the clip? (more ...)

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Fight against right!

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

I am also against the right.

I think people right, the light bulbs and smoking ban ever. Can mutilate the genitals of boys during the same rights. The latter is quite extreme for me.

The ESM Treaty is also extremely pretty extreme.

The determinant satchel with their speech prohibitions and commandments talk, what they call the?

You guessed it: Right.

There are also the rights that support the war in Syria and have taken him to Afghanistan and even lead: louder rights.

And have the rights and instigated the other global Jenseitsfinanzabschakalungen, even for a short time Libya by years, if not decades bombed back. Think of doing that right.

Who misses uranium munitions?

Who is against hemp as a useful plant?

Who is biofuel?

Who can describe children's books?

Who has the money in the Virgin Islands? (more ...)

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Unterfrankophorismus

Saturday, April 27, 2013

"Künnst's gor nit loss hiegeschreib hoh gemoch."

(The above Unterfrankophorismus is created on purpose so that he even those between Hätzfeld, Mürscht, Böscheme, Rahrbi, Ünneröschabich, Frommerschbich, Karscht, Hedefeld, Ronnerschogger, Arnsteh, Gemünne and one of the others in the world little known, but some quite considerable Käffer grew up belonging not to process all at once.)

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From the bad habit of sensitive

Friday, April 26, 2013

I leave consistent sensitive here in comments only still go through, because I only censored if concerns this command or the decency toward other participants will hurt over the measure.

That to me but hardly anything so much as missbehagt this naughty habit, I want to make clear here again.

It is not about moralizing, but simply about the anti-social in the sense behavior of this Use ligands that he - there may be exceptions, but then please entitled literary - willfully, deliberately against the habit of reading other breach so bold as meaningless.

I've been wondering if I this kind of unseemly insolence that bring the matter nothing, except that they get angry, though still not clear away as the other blogger do understandably, but in principle not against with your comment.

Why should I respond to someone who deliberately spits on my table? (more ...)

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From the forty-second stratagems

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The forty-second stratagem is that of repetition, redundancy. (This could also be called the "Lehrerstrategem" call; but that would be shortened too easy.) (more ...)

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Various powerful nots (zeros infinitesimal small gations)?

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

I would really like to once a reasonable explanation for it (except that the zero for the preparation of a coordinate plane very convenient), which is why mathematicians treat zero as a number, but not infinite.

Zero is yes, as infinitely small, only the equivalent of, the reciprocal of infinity, that is infinitely large. So to speak, one (divided by infinity or whatever rational or irrational, real finite number) through infinity.

Or believes there is still one that it really is the Nothing? (more ...)

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Zenzi is now my boss (how fast it goes something)

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Matters into German-Südschwitz be as fast almost tragic and can be sensibly resolved at last.

Zenzi told me that I was indeed a "quite competent Headmaster," "no net so unbuschig", finally (oh, how happy I hear poisoned half blandishments of full erbuschten Niederbayer inside!), They have also remains nothing against me (ie, wife woman, almost everything), they think it is, however, for educational inappropriate that they continue to live hardly an em from me, because that would lead too much to rumors that it was considering even to accept a job in Freiberg, change it though hardly have the heart it does not go on, however, that as a vice-principal of their authority and that therefore the alleged lose as cheap concubine of his rector.

Before I knew to counter even a word, she burst into tears, wild, but this just as quickly wipe defiant, said angrily: "If we at least would be so!"

Des I could now not be assigned. For the moment I had ever dared to look too friendly, their undoubted charms sake, addressed beyond the Philological more than one official coffee to put her under catch me. Now this. I could lose almost exclusively.

She looked at me that is not so on, as well as if a stammered declaration of love on my part could help now somewhere out or even -hin. While I understand some of linguistics, but in this particular part of the same areas I felt never particularly erstudiert or even safe. So I decided it was probably an inspiration, spontaneous, as such never done before, now once zuammenzubrechen on the spot. First of all. I broke down hard.

My face was, as I let it be ashen simultaneously and special with small red spots übersäete number, chin slightly trembling with despair, her eyes osmiumkalt, otherworldly hard granitic; more horror, naked terror, at the same time final determination in final desperation, saw no woman ever. (more ...)

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Of the German Südschwitzer

Monday, April 22, 2013

The school is in Buschhausen. She is beautiful inside whitewashed, Olli broke a previous private school in North Goofy for an apple and an egg bought the entire inventory can be brought here over Lagos in the container, along with computers, blackboards, textbooks and a substantial library.

The crowd is huge. I already had to hire a teacher who oversees the Grundis. Zenzi, she is 38, comes from any Lower Bavarian backwater behind Deggendorf, indeed has, especially when they are once again excited, what is not rare, a little heavy accent (well, when you hit "creeping di!" And another of himself there, it's been more than just an accent), but is very committed and in explaining an ace. You can find the Hintlinge (there are hardly any greater compliment) "real bushy". I even heard once, as a brash Hintlingsspross they "öberst bushy" called what I thought I though to see a light pink flit across her face, but that is captured a significant complaint because of bad Deutsch's constant pede. Zenzi is that can not be denied, not only quite bushy, but the with her teasing pageboy in Blond, well, since you can not just wont to carry five coats over each other in German-Südschwitz, not even the verfrorensten ladies, also next and this is also not a little of what she has to say, a real attraction, harms the reputation and prestige of the school by no means, even if it is of some Hintlingsmutter sometimes viewed with some critical, as to whether they probably did to yours very wished to please.

But you know what men are (X beer festivals behind Deggendorf, where she earned her degree), no matter how thirsty or have not even thirsty, so is therefore very professionally. I want them now but do not make the same more words because my students tease me anyway more than pretty dessenthalben to the Lord director (the "Ditz") have obviously been thrown a particularly eye on woman vice-principal, which is a real Hintling could understand from German-Südschwitz so easily and so on andsoforth ...

Anyway, there are quite a few so woken like naughty children and half to Dreiviertelswüchsige. Most of them have hunted with sharpened stick desert rats before a child is placed on a tricycle in North Goofy. Their knowledge in terms of local flora and fauna is quite amazing in the first few classes. If they practice in the big break in the playground spinning and bow and crossbow shooting, a go if their skill manchesmal eyes almost over. (There was even a proposal that we should with small-bore, at least allowed to practice air rifles, which it me, however, a long sermon about measurement and middle school education, for the carriage of social competence and intelligence, I do not know what else everything herausschwatzte and daherschwadronierte, Zenzi helped lucky to even so threatening that they would take over so no more break supervision (which since then but the guys had to be something thoughtful) managed to somehow reject again.

Something more concerned, however, makes me the language development of Hintlingskinder, including the general German lessons. (more ...)

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The one with the dancing Uh aaaand ...

Friday, April 12, 2013

A few days ago I told a high school senior sense and nonsense of "Uh," to which this after I had brought the legendary example Edmund Stoiber into play with his 10-20% AEHS per set eventually probably dirty, the chancellorship let go, the spell "Dances with Um."

Today I will also another Redeverlängerer (either because there is not yet considered what should be said or not to be interrupted, or both) give: the "Uuuuund". (Of course, both the Er and the Uuuuund can also be used rhetorically targeted, but this is the rare exception. For this more below.)

The Uuuuund (as did the interspersed "not true"), although the disadvantage that it measured the Er (also on the English "you know"), can not be used as frequently without being flashy annoying, but signaled it even clearer that the party had anything to say, so the audience would be rude, he strokes himself now with a reply. In addition, it has something Underline end, Reinforcing, it may lend further weight by the underlined setting a retarding torque of the Then below, so that, if not obvious from embarrassment to cling only to the speech, used, out of the mouth of the skilful rhetorician or jester (as well as a deliberate Uh) can also make a meaningful stylistic device perfectly. Similarly, as a interspersed "yes nu" (sounds almost like "you know" ...), "well" or "hmmm".

In principle, one can distinguish three types of speaker regarding the use of this Redeabtöner or Redeverlängerer. Namely those same Edmundo has no conscious control over the matter, so that the Er with the speaker dances, second, their representatives, although in this respect the no really conscious, but still have a fairly well-functioning intuitive, automatic control, finally the latter of those who have the problem under control, especially in the sense that they, if they but once an Er or Uuuuund etc. between them slip out accidentally, zuwenigst remember this so that they are able to trap it in their diction and are warned to usurp the other on the belt. (more ...)

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From Scherbenzertreter

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Yesterday I had to take harsh criticism.

For over a year I would go too much with the cleaver around very often striking three religions on the poor, allzumal my aphorisms to be partly underground.

Hardly even though I wrote beautiful, edifying, Hinanführendes. And if it vorkomme once, let the sarcasm and cynicism in all those around it as, so you can hardly even perceive. I would occur only shards, which there is already enough even smaller, alswelches a vain, useless, especially inexpensive art.

My objection to the effect that I mean to make a necessary work to do, since I did not see that it would otherwise done so sufficiently, helped little. Even small shards Treads give it genung.

Now I feel honored after all, to the effect (you have to make the best out of everything), that the hauptbehuflichen Scherbenzertreter but apparently trusted to be able to something else. Otherwise I would have probably not prompted to do so.

In fact, however, the criticism contains truth; on religious and esoteric fuss I have been so often so hard, redundant (I confess myself in pedagogy quite shamelessly to the principle of repetition, although here too must exercise a measure), hergemacht that I will take care reduces this area. (I had from the sharp criticism even have the feeling that there are now so once a long time. In this respect, wore my critics, as he likes to call it, legs of lamb to Hammelburg.)

It is also clear that, at least if one proceeds as I these things constantly Picking up personal feelings hurt; for each like to do in a text that or any other rate this effect; and if not in that text, so in another. So that almost only this particular sentence or a partial execution is perceived, the rest around it hardly. Man turns away. (more ...)

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From the alias artists

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Degrees have the "Foreign Marie" (formerly probably the "Jochen", etc.) and the "Dude" (which is the name of my knowledge always) in this Jesus strand started a small skirmish with respect to their code names that insofar as I, it will continue should trachte quickly redirect here. (Whether "Jesus" and a cover name was? Who knows?)

I have already written a sadly deceased friends, the "James". He had this name is given at some point, even in civil life (except perhaps at the office), so that I only found out after his death, which he wore Christian names. He did not like very well. I will therefore not betray him again. Only so much that it was a very traditional, however not overly common German name.

Another friend - at a young age - said Detlev. The bugged him powerful. If you wanted to make it fully on the palm, so you had to speak to him only with Detlev. Not assumed name with which he ausbedang is to be referred exclusively because Detlev should be able to remain as anonymous Detlev - In that case I will now mention the quite ordinary - German. (I do not know if he now again called Detlev, I lost sight of him for a long.) Sure, why he wanted to be a Detlev. The name was then, at best even with Olaf as a competitor, as a gay name in vogue. He suffered not at all. Too much noise, too much smoke.

I myself never gave me a nickname, except maybe - I do not remember exactly thirty years ago - for a few hours in a slum in North America, where I wanted to avoid unfavorable questions because my white skin was quite suspicious; if I remember correctly, I called myself Michael or so, pronounced in English, which was nothing special, and I could easily remember my lie.

But many do not realize how much their chosen code name says about it. I import out this exchange Marie alias alias ... Jochen has just over set this: (more ...)

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An old acquaintance as CEO and SEO

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

I just got on the net - sought an old friend and of course found that for several years the main occupations (though perhaps not -behufe) served as Google Verarschungsberater - through Google.

He f ... t so to speak for every money for Google, so by feeding him what eats it to work for its customers.

So, as it stands, I know him from before he goes not only to foam, but it works well (wengstens mostly).

He was twenty years ago in various fields clearly better than at least the perceived radical (except my now deceased wife and me of course).

However, I do, because I run only my little page, given his knowledge of the technical functioning of search engines, which he studied at least twenty years, me to his intelligence knowing what he out at such a time able Never zutrauend, the effect only to look into the vicinity of his now acquired skills, maybe do something - it sounds unlikely, but it could be - what he to so clearly not. Better said: He will always know, but I could be him theoretically and practically superior but at one point. Not technically. Philological. Hard to say; some indications, however.

His own side, he wanted to keep it, I strongly suspect he sat Never to Google Verarsche. He knows that goes wrong too easily. When it comes to customers sometimes be wrong, so have just been unlucky.

He's probably how even then, in turn, at least one of the best. THE Laden should run. (more ...)

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Of those, and of these bloggers

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Literary seen a zero, as an essayist just mediocre, sloppy craftsmanship as the sow, but hits like Bolle: You will have already noticed that I just do not talk to me.

But by a large Blogger. (I do not mean the Augstein Junior.)

He is not stupid; he is quite knowledgeable; it is prudent; he knows what he is guilty of the Abrahamites tribute.

I know another (which I'm not), which can be incomparably better, bolder, not a day pass, when he does not put his finger into the wounds for years, consistently, with probably no one tenth readership of the other.

The latter remains bloggers (in contradistinction to me) is always at its core themes, as well as the former; He is technically very carefully, as opposed to that; he writes well understood as that also, if one reads the sloppiness in his lyrics: Why, then, has the one apart from the fact that he has a better-positioned platform, as measured by the one who much sharper, clearer, more pointedly, writes better, so much more success? (more ...)

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From the fortunes of the first album

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Blessed is he who can write with themselves.

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Just television arrived

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Rabble, rabble, rabble, Lost, Enchanted, dissolute, ass noses; Cheaters, liars, Down Fischer, Ranzmichel; Scoundrels, cutthroats, whoremongers; Scoundrels, Hundsbrunzer, chaff baker; Lallhanseln, Laber baking, air separators, pimps and rags; Loose, priests and monkeys; Biersäurer, Stiermäurer, Sprachpanscher and shysters; Schmucks, tramps, and Schlunze Hunze; Hurkse and Murkse; Abjaucher, kidnapper, Anabaptists; Zwiebelanschimmler, bum, hemp straightener, Seckel; Valances, Spacken, juice bags, lollipops, Schietkutscher; Leeches, vultures, Rotzsammler; Nebichte, Halblebichte, weak Maten, Sandler, Sulzheimer, Anschleimer, Abhuber, manure making, Down oak, Security Soft, usurers, Witzschänder, Abhänder, Aufsprechs, Erzblöds, Nerzlöchrer, loafer, Tagdiebe, trickster, Grapscher, Dopey, swamp gene density and soup Spitter; Rübenvergifter, robbery founder, Röttel, Untköttel, dog Hetzer, gossips; -Blowing, bag slitter, Pfitzer, Ausmeirer, Seirer, statute musicians, Abtanten, Römpe, Gelömpe, Battel, Geschwattel, poisoners, soul Fischer, Nuffze, zeros, Stinkstullen, Huldheischer, Pinscher; Puhler and Suhler; Twisted, Inverted Zersülcher; Goats tip Endlitze, Gagel, Dollacke, gannets and gates; Strullbullen, Stinkochsen, barn burner, Zerhenner; Blasphemers, Lobhudler, Lällebäbbel, Lohle; Tinker, half-reader, Schulz Weser, Fricken, Frunze, Zerletzer, Entmärer; Nots, specific gravity, Ranzdichte, Brabbler and Dampfsabbler; Egel, Flegel, Haghulche, decomposers; Seichlinge, Gassgecken, Gülpe, Lolls, trolls, Driebel, Dülps, Dödel, jamb and Hampel; Hurze and Knurze; Prizzanten, mob, plebs, Endschepps. (more ...)

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Possible genius?

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Yesterday I spoke with a young man who already figured out that he is not the stupidest intellectual potential ways to tap into this, and even the possibility of genius.

A very tricky thing. Encourage one hand, on the other hand, highly-hanging fruit not alswie place in front of the nose.

I told a little of Mozart and Capablanca, the childishly stood out as the genius. But the fact that this is very rare, some genius disregards long, even despair of himself. The fact that most geniuses could find only through very hard work to their potential. Assume that Cervantes, the incomparable Quixote devised at an age that was a old age at the time. (more ...)

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From the first marriages of mankind

Monday, March 25, 2013

I expressed myself here several times at this direction, do it now but certainly again.

When I say "spiritual" only hear the word, I have to be careful not equal turns me brain stomach. Almost always, the term (as well as the noun 'spirituality' to) hollow, and thus still more abundantly to manslaughter word.

The non devoutly lauschet, scared recedes, reverently, as soon as it is heard, discredited the Profane, automatically prove that he was not a Ohngeist even if a bad guy.

The word stands for the Esopolitische correctness, the verbal sense of alternatives and good.

Hardly a dare against it, raising his head from the furrow. Too Fast is one those reputation moderately loose, a sub-human. (more ...)

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The queen bees the future

Monday, March 18, 2013

Meanwhile, I have almost no care as desire to be.

The word donkey also carries two "e". So a half. "Way" has two-fifths "e". What the difference between donkeys and as already in this respect is just 10%.

And an "s" they also have in common. Thereof that is 100%. Manner has a total of 75% points of the donkey, and 60% of fashion.

What is certain is that the donkey because can not help it. There were people who called him donkey. (In Swiss: "were called" Even closer to the donkey..)

Was wunder, dass Nietzsche, kurz bevor er sich einliefern liess (liess!), noch einen Esel umarmt haben soll. Er sah wohl einen Halbbruder in ihm.

Noch aber habe ich allenfalls ein potentielles Problem. Da noch dumm, bin ich von der Weisheit fast so weit entfernt wie vom Esel. Sprachwissenschaftliche Beweisel fadür habe ich geliefert. (weiterlesen…)

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Will einer Post vom Anwald?

Sonntag, 17. März 2013

Wer bei mir Rechtschreibfehler findet, därf sie unter keinen Umstenden behalten. Ein Freund von mir ist nähmlich Anwald.

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