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Open Letter to Chancellor Merkel on the Prism: Are the 32 signatories so stupid?

Friday, July 26, 2013

32 writers are calling on the Chancellor reconnaissance in the "Prism" affair.

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/debatten/ueberwachung/offener-brief-an-angela-merkel-deutschland-ist-ein-ueberwachungsstaat-12304732.html

I have "Prism affair" deliberately put in quotes because the term actually deviated here twice. Because it rotates in the core neither a computer program nor an affair.

These heroes German language neither throw the question about the real German sovereignty, nor that after 9/11, no statement is made desbezüglich that the whole rigmarole terror is a pure pretext.

Lately some practice in the art to represent our leaders than just something about shooting people in whose minds the illusion of counterterrorism have some very entrenched to. Nothing is further of the truth.

Who still does not dare to call a spade a spade - Writer should be all in so simple and clear facts, at least linguistically able - I can not pay attention, I must, if necessary, at least in broad terms, as part of the Cabal consider.

It would have had to have gotten around to at least one of the signatories usually that the constitutional question was, not only those. After the repeal of the Basic Law, our alleged sham constitution, but the actual constitutional question

At the surfs but this so-called intelligence simply convenient times over. Why? Are so stupid? (more ...)

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From the stratagems of the cheap joke (no. 47)

Thursday, July 25, 2013

The stratagem of gunstverschaffenden joke we meet virtually everywhere, at every step. Advertisers, politicians, public speaker, wooing, teachers, writers: It is ubiquitous in application.

Difficult it is but what wonderful, in a dangerous situation.

There may then either be ad hoc to-find viable jokes turn in times of need, as well as long-term and encrypted. And half-scale and encrypted encrypted in such a way that the specifically therefore took Laughing really do not know why he's laughing, that if this is present, many or most or nearly all, do not know why they are laughing.

And it's about those jokes to which people do not dare to laugh, to themselves as others where initially only an inner urge to laugh is to be generated. Perhaps as a beginning or intermediate link of a strategist mixed established series of jokes. As a forward or accompanying joke, so to speak. As soft cooking joke.

And of course apparent as real Ablenkwitze, draw all the more, in the desired direction.

In any case, the Strategemausübende can stand before such a difficult, long term care of a task that they may be most jokes manifest themselves not only as pertinent clear attempts, but somewhere in his prose embed so that when perceived as random act, at least to make undoubtedly never nailed down, with most anyway, mostly, rather subliminal effect. Yes, but other already heard.

The point, as trivial as it may sound, is simply that most people prefer laughed more than they do, that laughter is known, can be liberating, which is why it is sought at various levels, just subconsciously or semi-conscious. So who knows with the stratagems of the cheap joke than repetitive, multi-dimensional Kettenstrategem deal may well act at large.

At certain points, it may be that the Strategemanwender is suddenly forced to play the fool, or it may come down to the same thing, becoming quite a joke cascade. Many people are simply stupefakt if too much too soon Oblique assailing them alone hold hold, therefore, may not even see from already established planned or spontaneous brain flashed into the worst projects and actions from. The joke cascade can save quite immediately life. (more ...)

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Eight doses for optimists

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Tätteldierätteldietingeldietangeldieblöd

Euroschnarrovornkarrolügmichinzwich

Humpeldrohnrumpelschießmichverließdich

Monsantogenantogugelupfabrupf

Holzaugenstolzsaugenallsehverdeh

Radähundbähdrehschmäh

Krumpfschwachmumpfentrumpf

Auspfitzrampenbambelgehampel

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Calling for a boycott of parliamentary elections (IX)

Monday, July 22, 2013

We need a real poets and thinkers competition.

The winner will be rewarded with the honor of having submitted the catchiest slogan.

The designer who submits the best flyer is the greatest.

Splatter videos are needed.

The pain Phone youth must glow of our ideas.

Porn? What are porn? Active boycott is horny.

Revolt of the Checker!

Urns coffins!

Controlled by rotating!

Ballot? Ass card!

Voting is impaled himself!

Not a piece of paper for!

The selected torments himself!

Choose? Am I stupid?

You go choose? You is not going to help.

Voting is self-abasement.

You choose THE rabble?

You choose THIS weak Maten?

You choose your own sell-out?

You choose air money?

You choose drone murder and FEMA camps?

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You choose Bilderbergers pack?

You WILLST of which are also governed?

Are you the Bundesnachrichtenundienst?

As you lie you vote?

You go back even voluntarily, to loud smelly fish?

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Repetitions endemic

Sunday, July 21, 2013

I just wrote as a comment on a quality side, on the charge down, I repeat myself all the time here, external:

"Yes, I'm very sorry to my readers that they constantly have to read my reps to a bit because they're all I have to write myself am. Can be at most times, so every few months that a guest takes the trouble to repeat something.
If a nothing new one, he just repeats itself. When he can not simply be's.
If you now but, as I just wrote in to be heard again, just a little different, so the motivation arises quite different. Since it is a do not care that you hinkriegt no particular quality product density. The only reader who matters is always the writer. "

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The Runophoben

Thursday, July 18, 2013

With the most ridiculous thing towards me suggested in the course of the operation of this site, that was me, "Why time travel is possible (Guest Post)" to the comments strand was assumed that I wanted to establish (Germanic) religion, as I had only mentioned that the runes for me not an idiotic esoteric bits and pieces are.

It is neither uneducated was making these more fundamental stupid nor that he had no idea; There seems to be a kind of morphogenetic antrainierter reflex of interest to connect the runes in a way sinisterster religiosity.

This is set alswie a bulwark. But I drill. (more ...)

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Stuttering, Schwäbeln, High German

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Recently I met a really strange Kauzen know.

Its high German (it was actually an accent, though, as I learned later, he Schwabe) was perfect, this is that I was surprised by such a peculiar, cutting, rasping me the way. (I hear high German very well.)

My desk neighbor finally, as the other attended a few days later, sneered at round tables, told me when I asked him about that remarkable diction that he knew the past 25 years, who was formerly a stutterer. He had given up successfully. And that was formed so equipped from such umfässlichem knowledge with such a memory, that it probably would not do it sometimes even good. My neighbor to the right counter told me later that was a poet.

Since I have only the written German powerful, but not of High German, one so if I give lectures or business talks lead where it appears or in Northern Germany speak with the North German, always listen to my Swabian accent easily, no matter how hard I try, I was on the way to the idea, try looking again imitate that man, if I tonally for better bring it to the High German.

And, behold, immediately set would certainly not perfect without further training, longer passages, but much cleaner than usual, because I am, although I do not have a sound document them, sure.

Unfortunately, well, I do not want to get used to me such a tone for sure.

Interesting, however, that stuttering may heal by means exactly that method as I could go, my accent to banish.

It is probably not seriously claim that a Swabian accent the speaker as the listener quasi one with knitted Ottere; observation, or rather being heard is nevertheless remarkable.

I've certainly never heard of this strange at first sight phenomenon.

But I have a fairly plausible explanation. (more ...)

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From the masters of German sentence structure

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Yes, I am repeating myself, but on purpose. And not only.

Friedrich Nietzsche and Heinrich von Kleist, the master of German syntax for me.

I know from our ancestors no one who knew how to bring ever so much so clear, appropriately, complex and supple it in a sentence like these two.

Sometimes it's like as if the earth would tremble of a sentence.

Everything fits together and is in the right place. Nowhere stagnation, a fraction of the speech. Fully Executed mental power.

A tonality and rhythm, to compare with Bach; nowhere a disturbing element, a syllable too much; it flows and flows and flows and is then set in stone. (more ...)

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Where are the stories?

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

I do not know if I'll ever be able to even remotely comparable to submit a Heinrich von Kleist short stories.

Should I bring together only a halfway decent, I will in any event give unto him.

The amendment is a seemingly simple literary form: essentially a storyline up to the climax, a clear output.

And yet, myself included, at least so far, practically writes no more good stories.

It is therefore time to pursue the question why this is so. (It is not probably because nowadays not even his son, even if he already bigger than you, nor can send get a beer writer myself, what now once again annoying.)

Thus, the beer is bey, the question that's not answered but.

Can it be that just makes the simplicity of the thing so difficult? (more ...)

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As I ägänschd dia NSA winna cannet

Tuesday, 09 July 2013

"Three students tell how they have downgraded their lives and without luxury, to save the world."

This sentence I read just - yes, you guessed it: on SPON.

Apart from the fact that I'm not just those heroic students for over ten years did not fly, rarely buy new trousers and dresses and a good Schwab has always been first put on a thick sweater rather than turn up the heat: After "gedisliked" and " downloaded "is" downgraded "now my third favorite among verengsachsten Vollidiotenhybridlexemen.

This is really downsized. Absolutely undergecranked. On the upper chilled.

What netspeakabgechattete words!

The stupidest of all Swabia, the energyverkommissariateten English-Canner Oettinger will be pleased.

So you can see that German does not need any more sow.

German is simply outsourced to the Swabian Alb. Or you buyt it as gefolklorte app from a abgesweateten, ultragecheapten Store in China.

Maybe I'll take my whole electronic communications, the NSA obliterate one, suebodenglischisieren. (more ...)

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The Goller (believe!) And a Reinkarnationist (white!)

Monday, 08 July 2013

Yesterday I had an interesting discussion with one who believes in reincarnation, now that he himself had assured that this was true, he meant what I no longer put in doubt because that would hardly make sense.

It was then a matter that my interlocutor still led, people who believed they were extinguished altogether, after this one life were generally brutal and ruthless than those who believed in the karmic laws or knew about it. I doubted it.

Unfortunately, I was in the moment not again the story in the sense that my late friend James, who spent many years in India, told (I in another post already mentioned).

By chance, the son of Irish Ambassador his buddy had become, James had received an invitation to a maharaja wedding that was celebrated over three days in unimaginable pomp.

James took the opportunity to address the Maharaja even sure how that because with all the infirmary and starving, the vegetated in droves in their Kote just outside the palace gates, vertrüge.

That said, just a little surprised if the stupid question. "It's Their karma"

No empathy, no conscience, complete indifference in this reincarnation devout Hindu who, it may be supposed, his noble birth probably attributed to its exquisite lifestyle in previous incarnations.

And, if one believes that he only had this one life, why would he want to meet it's not exactly therefore particularly well and ingenious? (more ...)

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Calling for a boycott of parliamentary elections (VII)

Sunday, 07 July 2013

If someone other than dialing a not represented in the Bundestag party and lawsuits know because of the Basic Law fracture and treason, a better means requested by me active federal election boycott, sovereignty than to show at least clear and effective as individual citizens, let him ask imagine his idea, the yes definitely could also be implemented in addition, here for discussion.

What else can we do now German?

Monkeys DC climb trees, while hoping that a flood washes away all trash?

Satires dense? (That would be more useful, perhaps reminds me of.)

Any communication by telephone and network setting? (Unfortunately, this ruined our economy, that would not be effective.)

At last the great Pissdrauf the Reichstag? (more ...)

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Calling for a boycott of parliamentary elections (V)

Friday, 05 July 2013

So now was in the previous parts a little bit what processed and sorted.

The time now is therefore on the creative part. Professionals please think for themselves exactly.

Who takes pictures, logos, campaigns?

Who, besides me, Sayings?

Who is doing the same project from a book, a large reportage?

Who comes up with the best T-shirts and apps?

Where are the comedians?

The boycott rock bands?

Who makes the best fliers?

Where are the network video?

Who makes the documentary?

Guys, I do not want to be insubordinate, but when I above all that which is already far from everything fashionable look, me, I have to say to you that you should now time to swing the hooves then even if your you understand me, myself do something and not leave me what I am not able to afford alone.

So you are invited allerhöflichst, more experienced and intelligent and resourceful and courageous especially for the better, to cause you times in an optimum trot.

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"Nsa nsa Germany shit"

Wednesday, 03 July 2013

Just landed one of the world's largest search engine by me on the combination

"Nsa nsa Germany shit"

on the article

https://unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de/2013/07/01/nsa-skandal-deutschland-von-lugnern-oder-von-vollpfosten-regiert/ .

I hope he likes it here.

(I greet you cordially. They understand obviously something intelligent world network use.)

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How Tunwörter arise

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

I admit that I have - or more - was easy betüttelt, such as the North German (which, so I answered, was only by chance a northeast coast Cobby) maintains the posh express, especially when those a little one has a wife already in tea when I recently at night, it was already light, the homecoming jokes nor was asked about my short, so robust as many years eingespeckte Bavarian Gamsbockslederhose plus announced, tugging at her, yes tearing, to underscore my speech clearly manually becoming: "THIS Trousers host. If ever a pair of pants hoste around the world, then. These pants host, as any pants pants can. "

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Of joy and sorrow with Anonymussen the net

Monday, June 17, 2013

Yesterday one who calls himself "Armin the Younger" and addressed me as "Dear Magnus," he said a few serious questions for me and was very happy if I could answer him this.

This was followed by - among other things - these three questions:

What do you really want to do with this site?

What you really want to achieve in your life?

You like to scold about vegans and other carnivores, uh ... sorry -esser? Why should the former be poorer people like the others?

Add the first question, what I wanted with this page, of course, is "really" occurred to me that immediately - the text shows that there is no Depp writes that his words do not choose white - which insinuates I gear here any foul play ,

The second "real" in terms of what I wanted to achieve in my life, but emphasizes that, then rather in the sense that I do not know quite what I wanted to achieve it.

The third question mentioned here, which is why the former, so vegans should be poorer people who wore untrue statement in the headers, I like schümpfe about vegans and other "non-meat eaters".

What now wants one that starts sweetly, anonymously of course, when he asks such questions in such a way?

Of course, he will bring me again Glatteise, causing me to justify myself. Twice insinuation, even lie, in or before three issues: the so convenient as immediately goes for this conclusion.

I replied, not answering the questions, spontaneously something different, it might have to do this:

What you really asking here after Behufe this page? What you really asking here about my life plans? Why do unterfütterst the question about poorer people with a lie? What really do you do so? Really knows you one? How you really say? How it really is with your life plans?

From the consequence ago it would have been wiser if any, as or similar to reply.

On the other hand, had the other, conveniently anonymous binding, had just reached but that I like as if I uttered perhaps just yet taken by his questions, so that his target is at least partially, namely to put me as a public figure in a dubious light. (read more ... )

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Of old and new students

Friday, June 14, 2013

Again and again a great pleasure to me, awakened with 16-18-year-olds to talk about the all too human, about psychology in everyday life.

At this age, the young people have already made their own observations to the rule-based Merkwürdsamkeiten their fellow men and some interesting thoughts.

Not only does this kind of conversations often turn out very funny; take further examples, illustrative anecdotes and stories with great readiness to understand, and sometimes almost eager, quick encouraged to contribute their own stories on.

Sometimes it's like as if there is a fertile field in which bloomed already some flower, some seed already swollen, some seedling just wanted to be watered and fed something to be full of healthy splendor thrive even can. (more ...)

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Leipzig full Depp Interior (II)

Thursday 06 June 2013

That subsume the University of Leipzig with the new language regime, professors professors ("the Lord Professor"), the last Denkomatin has failed, would like to arrive still hard at least the female Sprachverhunzerinnen.

One voice has so far been generally of morons, idiots, Schafsseckeln, imbeciles, exploiters, banksters, politicians, Tagdieben, goats tips, Stupid talkers, fascists, rags, loafers, parasites, Dampfsabblern, full idiots Erzsimpeln, Wortverdrehern, Schlampern, Rotzlöffeln, wimps, drunkards , Farmer Seppeln, fraudsters, terrorists, oppressors, hacks, Laberhänsen, cutpurses, bean counters, jackals, Hahnenbambeln, half Dachshunds, Peeping bags, child molesters, enemies of the constitution, slanderers, through binoculars, war criminals, concentration camp guards, prison inmates, offenders, murderers, drug dealers, con men, Tax evaders , bandits, outlaws, mobsters, conspirators, Volksverhetzern, rapists, well-poisoners, pirates, hackers, arsonists, traffickers, smugglers, bums, are cruel to animals, Hundsföttern, torturers and scaredy-pants, so you will be in the future, consistency is finally on all these and many other terms only if used in the singular or plural, the feminine form.

Since so but so finally eliminated the previously common Discrimination against Depp Interior, idiots, Schafsseckelinnen, Schwachköpfinnen, exploiters, banksters inside, I can not imagine that anyone will dare to have something about it.

After all, who wants to stand even as a woman or even a foe?

("This Kevin-Claude is a übelst radical leftist student. And a real Aufsprecherin. A fearful Dummbatzin it.")

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Philosopher (in): to a mandatory term?

Monday 03 June 2013

Reader Lisa has once again rolled me in a comment string a nut to crack on this page.

https://unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de/2013/05/31/angelina-jolie-nachlese-bei-friederike-beck/comment-page-1/#comment-205805

She wrote:

'And no, I would not call myself a "philosopher". This term is mandatory to me .... '

And besides, for use with:

'Magnus, you're right when you say that I occasionally provoke, then, if anyone join in to discuss the provocation. But it is not a strategy, but sometimes it seems necessary to revive a discussion. '

I assume first that Lisa not only, therefore, the term "philosopher" for to mandatory, may not even because she is a woman.

In what way it could be mandatory when someone calls himself a philosopher respectively philosopher?

In the sense of the fact that it is so in a systematic responsible for delivery (within the meaning systematic - strategy - action as well as a system to be delivered) adventure himself? So freedom in action, expression, ultimately forfeited even in thought? Needless unwise attack surfaces would offer the opportunity to be of Gelahrten ridiculous?

After all, I already heard of one who in Heidelberg (herewith at one of the most renowned philosophical faculties worldwide) studied, a man whose mental abilities otherwise I really appreciate that Nietzsche had even been a real philosopher because he was not a closed system . have presented such as Kant (Nietzsche once said that I now quote from memory, he does not trust basically all systematists ... But he also said: "We ... new philosophers") (more ...)

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Absolute double-talk (II)

Thursday, May 30, 2013

A case of absolute Doublespeak we find also in the context of religions and the words "respect" and "tolerance".

I do not want that male children may be mutilated in Germany legally on the genitals, so desfalls willful and serious injury may be done to protect minors commanded, so I am "intolerant", I show lack of respect for two "world religions". Some then lay still the accusation of "racism" "to Judaism although lineage bound only conditionally, Islam at all.

I once had the police at the door, was that of a caring neighbor summoned the officer and the officer lay my two boys a little grin bringing to the threshold, apparently unharmed, just keep them from entering without a search warrant in my apartment, because it indeed, but only when the two were fighting without end, had come to vociferous references from my side.

That obviously nothing was out of the roar of my hand, happen, did not change the fact that I got missed with two children, a forced appointment at the Youth Office, regulation, the two officials, my crab thought seeing by both the meantime laugh had, achwas, all fours, just not me, I woselbst fortunately on an understanding lady came, but, again rule had to hold a year on a kind Watchlist me.

If I had my boys mutilated genitals, the Indicating the hinwiederum would have been no problem, a master Disrespectful-intolerant. A Muslim haters and anti-Semite.

Ebensoso: No one should be discriminated against because of his race, etc., says the Basic Law. Boys should be blended, girls do not. Women and migrants with or without a German passport are already set preferred in many cases. Who but a job ad on, in which he (and it was that he was not paying attention only in the formulation) a man, a German who seeks to fall quickly into severe water. The so-called family ministry called exactly: "Federal Ministry for Family Affairs, Senior Citizens, Women and Youth" ("and against men" is, in fact, at least not explicitly here).

Freedom of speech is propagated. However, at the University of Cologne already awake a whole Guardian about the fact that "gender neutral" Newspeak is enforced everywhere.

The woman officer of the City of Stuttgart (not just this lousy Swabia nest) is also the Equality Officer. Under the heading "Men Supervisor (s)" you will find only those Zürcher, who was ousted quickly.

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Konstantin in Stuttgart (II)

Mittwoch, 29. Mai 2013

Magnus war schon etwas früher erwacht und hatte das Frühstück besorgt, Brot, Butter und Käs nebst einem grob aufgeschnittenen Schinken, Flädlessupp sowie Feldsalat mit ordentlich Frühzwiebel und Radies, dazu einen wohlangemessenen Eierkuchen, aufgestellt.

Das mochte auch Konstantin gefallen, ein Gläschen Weißburgunder sollte nicht fehlen, da man beschloss, das Frühstück auch gleich zum Mittagsmahle zu machen, alswelches, wenn man so großer Taten lustig, alswie den Kern von Schwabenstan, genannt gemeinhin Stuttgart, aus seiner eingesumpften Trägheit in dionysisch erkennende Freude zu werfen.

Klar war, dass Magnus als Schwabe sehr vorbelastet war, Konstantin als Nichtschwabe des sonstigen Terrains aber nicht unbedingt sicherer, denn ersterer, also, dass man, wirklich den fast unabwendbaren Schalk im Nacken, noch einen spazierenden Nachmittag im Schlossgarten und hinten bei den brabbelnden Schachspielern verbracht, schließlich, sozusagen, um den sichersten Teil der unsicheren Teile Stuttgarts einführend und inspirativ zu betreten, zum “Vorglühen”, wie die geschätzte M. das nennte, des Eingeborenen Stammbeiz betrat.

Bislang saß nur die schmale romantische Dichterin, wie stets sinnend, schorletrinkend und rauchend, an ihrem Plätzchen, ein paar Übliche und Unübliche lümmelten recht gelangweilt herum. Theke, zwei Glas Bier.

“Na, hier hat man wenigstens seine Ruhe!”, stichelte Konstantin nach acht oder zehn Minuten, das ganze scheinbare Trauerspiel betrachtend. (weiterlesen…)

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