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What is the Büchs' for the stored phone?

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Readers Dude just commented on my article " Schmerzphonzombies "include:

"Anyway, I'm about to adopt a radical at my home phone ban. Who wants to clean, can deposit the thing in the mail box. "

And also brought this important link in addition:

http://ultimativefreiheitonline.wordpress.com/2013/07/19/das-betreten-meiner-wohnung-mit-einem-aktiven-mobilfunktelefon-ist-ab-heute-untersagt/

I can not afford the unfortunately so simply because I teach at home, especially young people.

But I was then a spontaneous idea, which I try to develop now, but as I could put the health and socially economically sound signal.

Not necessarily in the mailbox on the Gass', not even in a steel box in the stairwell, not even on the shithouse, but a few meters away from the classroom as the minds of my children (the radiation decreases with the square of the distance) I could install a phone box from whence it when it's no other way to torment haste could hear ringing to remove it if necessary, and there to take care of before Loserbox.

Alone, I still lack a pretty container worein people do their Schmerzphon like that perhaps still find quite funny and a nice, perhaps a sexy name, it should also have. (Otherwise keep their phones and I have no more customers.)

Perhaps the part should be even (so arrives the joke, and because of the discrimination and such) have three children beds, one for male and one for little women and one for hermaphrodites.

Yes, what size, what color, both inside and out which material also wonders yet.

When I call the "Handybettchen" or the "Mobikörblein" probably laugh not all. "Temporary Schmerzphonverwahranstalt" again, is not only long, but also at the same time concrete and hard.

How about "mobile parking"?

Or: "Handy stable"?

Or: "Lümmeling"?

Well. Will I'll think of something else.

Why I am a philologist?

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Cell Church? - "There must pray just once!" -? Uh.

Mobile bunker? Handyschatzkistchen? Cell asylum? Prison cell phone? Cell Moppel?

No, I think that there is anything not to tear it.

The name must be one magical.

Mist of Avalon chest I can not name the storage box of course.

Elektrofix? Elektrotrix? Strahlnix?

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Simply Fridolin? Fipps? Heimdall? Borg Berger?

Slumberland? Villa Elektra? Handysan? Abstahan?

Oh dear!

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Händihus? Holophonatora? Peilhalla?

It'll be even.

Huginshag?

Ok. No one understands. Explain much should not be.

Or?

Why explain the name?

More likely just think of about it.

Thus, two educational objectives could equally be achieved.

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From the aphorism as a therapeutic

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Many aphorism has something to do with the healing of mental Spukphämonene. (See the last: "From linguists and Quantofanten")

Some Strange likes doing for years, in a rätteln to a herumrätteln until it finally packed on that forelock, the aphorism itself usually does not have known.

Not infrequently, still makes you feel any better after this strange act.

And it was poured into a yet so amorphous form: the numinous disappears.

It may not be defeated, but the Rätteln can nevertheless after.

In addition, find out from where we still do not know whose it is also always a starting point for a beautiful parable or a satire.

This is what the soul, and who also do not know what it is, whether any one had a, then twice as good.

The real Dreieinfaltigkeit achieved if you know it eventually derive a great novel.

The "Un" Mischief is also there only because of the Fugs. Finally, there would be no need Fug without us. Or have you ever seen an "Un"?

However, I have to get back to the Quantofanten and Quarkomaten readily already Unquanten and (Gottlob also!) Unquark seen and heard and tasted.

A Unquant (some might say, but this is very southern Germany colloquially, "Unsquant" to it) for example is a decent one and a half pound mallet or a large chainsaw from Stihl. Since no more questions arise. Here in the Swabian yes hot feet quantum well, especially if they are large and stink accordingly.

Unquark is more easily defined: This is everything that is not a quark, so enjoyable.

When asked what exactly is a Ungott, I will here now but not received. It hurt religious sentiments of the people so not without hardship.

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From the right use of the world networks

Monday, November 11, 2013

The network is one pretty looking besatzt.

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From the open secret society

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Whatever you write: It should be at the bottom of a song.

Kafka on the examples was very difficult. So hard that he wanted to see not even published his works.

Heinrich von Kleist was much too early.

Schiller was ignominiously buried, probably after they had killed him.

You have letters. At the bottom of runes.

Each count.

Hearken your own words.

Each set of blades within you.

Anyone who understands this is my "brother".

In an open secret society.

In that, who needs no conspiracy.

He is in fact only over those secret, do not listen, do not want to know.

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Weighing the (Chinese and my) stratagems

Sunday, November 10, 2013

I will continue to work with security at the stratagems -'ve just yesterday night again developed a - but at least provisionally publish any more.

The response to date has been close to zero: Since I make myself rather then alone it.

Also, I might still be one or the other stratagem to use is not required, and I would be stupid, to the effect only to give me.

No, these things I deliver - at least for now - no longer free.

I assume that at least a few people have recognized the weight of this work. Since I like to fool me, of course.

Spun on the idea nevertheless, I do not see a while, which is why they should participate in it without returning me a word of it.

No, I am neither disappointed nor even insulted. I am enough of a philosopher, that the former as the latter more to me straight away to do so.

All my announcements in the direction that I wanted cooperation have so far died away into nothingness.

This can hardly be due to the overall quality of my minden considerations. This may partly arguably be some half-baked. I never claimed otherwise. Some arose quite spontaneously would be to revise, improve along honest, intelligent criticism.

What you just read is an application of various stratagems in fact.

Since like to laugh, who at least can, it is still home verwagt.

I just noticed in time, so I will not explain the world first, which is why I think the NSA Chief Alexander an idiot.

This bandits club aims to create what times myself. And the rest sometimes put his brain Kastl in motion. This is both educational offer as well, at least from my point of view, strategically.

It is this decision, in fact - for parts - a new stratagem based. I know it already. Meanwhile, it is also formulated.

My thanks here yet again conditions of China and the outstanding Harro von Senger, who I neither Mandarin nor Cantonese can think of the topic savant.

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Of the horned up impotent

Sunday, November 10, 2013

When economists and various other ruinous professionals (doctors, lawyers, etc.), there is the IAG: in America have been.

Under common Feldwaldundwiesenesoterikern (yes, the first letter is not G), there is the IIG and the ICG: in India at guru or the monastery have been.

The economists learn nothing of it, except economies to ruin, the Esos learn anything, as yet judging others based psyches. The vast majority of both in any case.

What one person and his Harvard Prof be that the other its monastery and Guru.

After all, one learns in a decent Shaolin Monastery probably still decent kung fu. So something useful. 10 years rice and vegetables and Bodenschrubben and humble themselves, then you can at least that, provided one is talented and trained hard.

Linguistics is neither taught here nor there. So what would be needed, they wanted more, as people learn to rob or some idiots to polish the face.

The one young man only learns the Abschakalen, the other a little self-control. This complements as in a mirror.

A right German man does not need both.

The fact is read, think, sometimes go to the inn, develop his own thoughts.

Nietzsche needed a monastery?

Everything under the strokes frippery.

It is already unfortunate if a woman goes to the monastery; a man does this, he is no more.

"Spiritual Development": Who came about in the last hundred years, then left voluntarily, out of a cloister, penetrate stayed longer, and had only one, quarter Michael Kohlhaas it? One?

I've had enough with the esoteric Gesülch. And I have, alas, not just studied little magic, but mostly with cool "Bemühn".

People who already are afraid of the woman at the base, THE Groundbreaking should know about life?

Lach's Representative Käsper are.

So now another sip of the Red. May I, because I am not in a monastery in the insane asylum.

Discipline you have to give yourself. Anyway, as a spirit. Everything else is a lie.

One can namely, to make it more clear to the most stupid, no force to the mind.

These vulnerabilities Mate institutions spread well that you not only could, no, that is not good enough, even more, that you are forced MUST, otherwise it does not flap with the spirit.

Where mind is because developed, where the world helped if one can say with good reason that he can unerwischt 20 million people betriegen to their savings or twenty measly highwaymen completely dormant in itself, if it has to Buddha himself, in short times the face polish?

Faith is just as mountains go where there are none. One guess by whom this saying comes from. From me he certainly is not. As much as a hint.

As MANN all his energy on a single minde - to focus shit to be in master - with all due respect. This is pathetic.

And just for Kung Fu Bruce Lee was not to my knowledge längers in a monastery, and he has all but wiped away. So much for your Bitchers.

Männerbündlerscheißendreck.

Does not a man.

I'll say it again and again and again.

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Goethe is finally due

Thursday, October 17, 2013

The William and Henry to actually dauerndzu irrseligen Masonic world citizens as symbols of German, already not even just more schlafmützigen Michels, no, still full morons intentionally, in the primeval "Bildungsroman" and even in our supposed "national epic", both bare shame, so eagerly spread worldwide from your cronies, from Japan to Colombia: The now is the necessary consequence.

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From the blessing and the Lehrerei

Monday, October 14, 2013

Maybe I should not say so much here. Maybe I have drawn me a piece of occupational disease or tunnel vision.

People who do not know, I'm over 16 years (not only, but mostly) private tutor.

Since it is inevitable that you have to praise much.

Whether it finally made a two-thirds divided by three-quarters, or if he finally understood the principle crappy American Short Stories.

At some point one so far (you'll forgive this little cynicism, or just stop not) that you can still praises the ant if it has properly discharged their aphid.

Luckily I have currently a few pupils at the praise falls often easy. Especially for those who fortunately I'm preparing in their shittiest specialized on High School. They seem to really pleased it seems they really motivating, if I may be happy to be able to praise them honest.

It is indeed a wonderful feeling and experience, when an eighteen-year-old or an eighteen year old begins to understand what constitutes literature. Sometimes I think I actually give a piece of the future of humanity with it. That may be measured: Sure, I know that.

I know these young adults but also that they are not as likely to be as fast again encounter a teacher who is with so much passion. The A Shit shit shit shit also called a. The other hand, is so obviously thrilled honest when he contrast his Kleist and his Dostoijewski upholds and his spontaneous tirades in which young people something depends on what is perhaps the most forgotten never.

Yes, I teach for bread, and math. With mostly good results.

But: How infinitely boring, with a few exceptions, if you have time to talk about the zero dimensions and time, this tray.

All the time only one or none or just so many solutions. It crawls like a worm to the double line. Terrible. That's just who it must be.

However, there are just in the languages ​​always something new, inspiring stories, again a new problem, again, the need to balance the whole colorful life.

Well, I would mathematician, Euler or a Gauss constantly on discovering and inventing, yes, that might be what. I have learned the math, etc. but only up to the differential and integral calculus, series and episodes, were still doing in Biostudium two shabby Coupons. Since I'm just a bungler who makes just what belongs done.

To capture the other hand, a character in Orwell Brave New World, to explain linguistic symbolism, basic philosophemes, my Lord, what can it measured for a task and thus be a pleasure!

And when the spark really fly, yes, new worlds to again and again.

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Anti German: Meanwhile, of "law"

Sunday, September 29, 2013

A cowardly, submissive, stupid, gefolgsames rabble we were German.

Not a particularly new allegations. Anyway, from the left side.

Meanwhile, however, they hail from people down on us, which, as patriots (of course almost always anonymous) gerierend, probably somehow than the exceptions must see that Gewürmes, the've never quite deserved, as the remainder (many on the left shows the still kinda the same) extinction. Or do these brawlers - I call no names aware - about mitaussterben?

I dare now but very doubtful according to their type of drooling.

These people (I let the left now deliberately left out) can be roughly divided into two groups; one large and one small. (more ...)

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From Whining and non-redemption of the Devil

Friday, September 27, 2013

So: now I moan sometimes.

When I look at my last three articles, only the, then I must nevertheless ask what devil as comprehensively took possession of my soul, that he has been driving me now over a quarter of a century in linguistics and since then no more of it let go.

So a bastard. I could build a decent middle-class life, this would Erzschuft that the obvious would allow under any circumstances, not so led me into social isolation.

He systematically made me sick thinking, the Misfit. Dose to dose he made me a warped subject, he taught me etymology and semantics, and over semantics.

D (more ...)

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From Duck voice (II)

Friday, September 27, 2013

The Duck voice is characterized in that the speaker thinks of Duck much less what he wants to say how, but what he should say how.

But this exercise by the speaker yes but somehow has also represented his person yet, it typically overwhelmed to the point that hardly can come out something intelligent.

He is - already on this mundane level - so busy, not just voters to say, but to make sure that he says voters (and such more Genderasmen meticulously comply), the other just so many words avoids or only under previous dislocations affixes that he can no longer find up to a proactive, research discourse competence.

(Nietzsche once said that the brain is a stomach but he had -... Well, Zarathustra had -wohl stomach of a bird, the only way)

The Duck voice is of course practiced at school. "Aliens" has become a "dirty word". Now it's called "migrant". Better, often not even that. And you have to learn exactly (instead of German), when. (But please do not why when!)

Even when I speak of "Duck speakers" I "normally" would, speaking of Duck Duck speakers and speakers, either write down "Duck speakers" to meet the Duck voice.

Fortunately, achwas, chatter, but I deliberately keep away from that kind of in this regard demanded "normality". That of linguistic mentally enslaved.

Speak publicly about 90% of Germans practically only Duck voice. Few of them are at its ever more often, because if it aggressively addressed only partially aware of. Clear: This is to displace. Few have the mental strength to their subjection to the dictates of the Duck Sprechs admit.

Duck voice to all, except in relation to white, not particularly disabled Straight men. Everywhere else Duck voice. (more ...)

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From Duck voice (duck speak)

Friday, September 27, 2013

As I have just to Vorartikel "From the struggle for the words" the term "Duck voice" remembered I initially had only the German Crouch when speaking in the head.

Then I remembered that "to duck" means yes crouch also in English.

Scrooge McDuck ("duck" the duck is) now brought me as a child when that money rules the world, so we live in a plutocracy.

But this is only a partial truth, misleading herewith.

Because the money is ultimately a secondary means. The world is governed by control of information. The money follows simply from the fact that, however, is very effective and visible means of power. (more ...)

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From the struggle for the terms (the Duck talk)

Friday, September 27, 2013

I just reread considerations for obtaining a stronger position in social discourse that amounted to the fact that they all terms besatzt entspechend unilaterally by the mainstream, twisted or taboo, should be avoided, so as to offer no surface.

This is obviously naive beyond measure. How am I supposed to talk about Europe, for example, without saying Europe, as Monsanto or Goldman Sachs or the Bilderbergers or 9/11 without calling a spade a spade?

How do I express myself critically to Islam without saying Islam?

As I say Rheinwiesenlager, without saying it?

Of course, as in all cases would fall to me a little. I can from the western edge of the Eurasian - Talk continent, well, of the countries north of the Mediterranean - damn. Then, not by the company with the genetically modified corn, that bank which owns the majority of politicians, the annual meeting of influential personalities that did not exist since the fifties until recently, that Drillingsturmzerstieben, the religion of nichtmosaischen (the word "Jewish" need to) non pork eaters, the post-war soldiers leisure.

Something like this may well make sense sometimes, especially in a satire, but otherwise leads nowhere. One may possibly make even more suspicious. Or ridiculous.

That the struggle for many many terms are tired, that approach is understandable, therefore, does not change the fact that he continues to lead. And, outside of satire, by clearly understandable, appropriate use.

This has, because of the countless pitfalls and ropes that are waiting everywhere, of course, entirely to do with filigree Applied Linguistics. Since a given nothing in fact.

Let's take the term racism. The suffers in many places already that, for example, rejection of Islam is called a racist, a mostly unwidersprochenes absurdity. Then, my many (it is in many places almost a dogma) that there was only evil racists, but no races. These assholes are formed the only one. These white assholes. Were the coffee brown to mix (Coudenhove- Calergi et al.), So that finally stops. (more ...)

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Vegan Burger madness and insanity sausages

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Yesterday I saw on a rather puny Stuttgart district festival sausages and burgers to choose from:

"Madness sausage 3:50 EUR - vegan"

and

"Crazy Burger 3:50 EUR - vegan"

I did not dare ask what well may cost a reasonable sausage, which would be quite expensive even by local standards with 3:50 euros.

I also asked not by me a turnip, leek and celery patty also quite bring added able see myself in which the bowel vegan sausage unless filled. Probably it was some kind Wollwurst, so only the patty, unclothed, baked in a cylindrical shape.

Once there for quite some time already meatless meat sauce in the relevant trade ("Vegetarian Bolognese Sauce"), I wonder who will take probably the first vegan oxtail soup on the market, vegan goose and pork lard. Vegan Kaliningrad meatballs.

Vegan pot roast. Vegan original Hungarian goulash. Vegan rosemary ham. Vegan Italian air-dried salami. Vegan duck breast. Vegan and Vegan Dorade scampi.

The madness can be given not only to the Plebejertum alone in the long run, yes, with vegetarian and vegan sausage madness madness burgers. Also vegetarian and vegan caviar Roquefort are needed. Vegan quail eggs and turtle soup vegan.

Everything else would be discrimination. It would otherwise eventually smooth on the idea that vegans could get them down somehow. (more ...)

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From the stratagems of confusion (no. 52)

Sunday, September 01, 2013

The stratagem of confusion, which also outlawing and replace einbegreift meaningful terms, as well as the one-sided Besatzen is a, if not the Hauptstrategem so-called "think tanks" and "Spin Doctors" and by politicians, social workers, doctors, psychiatrists, priests, lawyers , mystics, obscurantist, Freemasons, Geheimbündlern, "Illuminati".

All targeted implementation of glossing are important, as even that does not explicitly Avoid real terms. The gradual undermining, moving, niche introduction of terms. (more ...)

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Plutocratic planetary fascism

Friday, August 30, 2013

Yesterday I wrote a blog article that was about the federal election, specifically the issue of "the lesser evil" at the end of my out of me erfindlichen reasons not (yet) unpublished comment:

'This democratic product range is not even pathetic: You only acquire different colored packaging, yes, a leaflet can still be found in them: "Thank you for a very trusted party of the plutocratic planetary fascism have chosen. You are welcome to re-vote. "'

Well, zuwenigst this part of the comment I wanted to get anyway here also, what I also advised a weighted reader last night after oral presentation.

Is the concept of plutocratic planetary fascism 'now far too nasty, as applicable, or if it is accompanied, as on account of which component or where so that does not fit on the combination?

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Cameron's curses and the world: As of "fucking" "unparalleled" and a "cunt" a "bastard" is

Friday, August 30, 2013

In the world to read the reaction of the British Prime Minister Cameron on his electoral defeat in relation to a direct aggression against Syria:

'It looked inside the government, is by no means averse to the juicy expressions, explained a source from his environment against the serious "Times": Miliband was "a bastard without equal" (a fucking cunt) and "an asshole with certificate" (a copper-bottomed shit). '

http://www.welt.de/politik/ausland/article119510122/Camerons-Demuetigung-Vom-Adler-zum-Suppenhuhn.html

Remarkably tender here the translation of the World editors.

While "an asshole with certificate" not a bad or need some free transfer (literal would be "turd with certificate" or "foolproof turd" or been "surefire turd"), I could be "a bastard unparalleled" for "a fucking cunt" in a Translator examination not go through with certainty.

In the first place is "fucking" with "unparalleled" level of the speech here certainly wrong; "Fucking" is vulgar; even "fucking bastard had taken it further semantically more closely; and "bastard" but is still more pronounced at least a formal expression, while the can in no way claims for "cunt".

Mag now "fucking" in the colloquial language be quite familiar, such as "shit" in German, so must "cunt" are considered to be as harsh word like its counterpart "Fo..e" with us.

Moreover Miliband is compared here with the female sex organ, so put down than no guy: And last there is also still a semantic relationship between "fucking" and "cunt", the recognizable between "unparalleled" and "bastard" in any way. (read more ...)

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Vom Googlegeschlunze

Dienstag, 27. August 2013

Der Google ist, zumindest was mich anlangt, schwer am Arsch.

For some time he lists are uncoordinated and Zwerch that it has not even look as if it were on purpose. And it would be intent, it would be crudely executed.

Besides my current stuff pushes the monster any old junk out of my (journalistic) life forward, ranking and weighting is so nigh ridiculous.

Dear Google: Do you think about that I was by your grace?

Do you mean that it uses your business in the long term, what shabby ragtag information you define your customers regarding my now are bidding?

Either you've got a specific dysfunction - because your offer was time to understand - or I have been pleased with you in disgrace. What now not particularly surprised me, because after all, you're a kind of offshoot of the NSA. Alswelche weiß, dass ich keiner ihrer glühenden Anhänger.

Ich werde mir aber mit Sicherheit nicht den Tort antun, mich über Deine unfähigen Geschäftspraktiken zu ärgern. Das wäre noch die Muschelschalen um die Perlen vor die Hängebauchsäue.

Ihr kleinen Elektrokrämer habt noch immer nicht begriffen, was Geist, was sich ersynapst. Genauer: Es soll nicht sein.

Fast wirkt Ihr schon alswie ein Sterbendes, ein Vorfossil, ein Datenkroko, das sich danebenverschluckt. So ein zuckendendes Dingsda in irgendsoeinem abgewurstelten Hollywood-Streifen. Ein Absturzavatar. Ein Golem in seiner Pisse. Ein Nilpferd, dem auf Spitzbergen schauerlich unwohnlich. Null Uhr in Ulan Bator. Krötenmatsch. “Don't be evil: Be dumb!” Jaja. So geht das, wenn Dekadenz zur Corporate Identity erwählet. Man fackt so schön ab, besser, schmiert in den Schlunz, dass der Deutsche lacht.

Es steht nunmal zu vermuten, dass Ihr nicht nur meine Daten so schäbig, so unterschäbig verwaltet; und wären es nur meine, so merkwürdig, wovon, wie gesagt, kaum auszugehen, so zeigte schon das den Rostfraß, den Grünschimmel, der Euch hart befallen.

Mich dauert dabei nur, dass mir zu Euch keine herzhaften Schimpfwörter einfallen. Jedenfalls nicht die, welche ich besonders gerne mag, wenn ich es mit heillosem Gesindel zu tun habe, dies deutlich zum Ausdrucke bringen will. Was bringt es schon, wenn man jemanden, Leute, als “Loser” bezeichnet? Wo ist da der Pep? Und für Hundsfötter, dafür taugt Ihr auch nicht. Das waren noch Banditen mit spitzen Dolchen, wirklich hinterlistige, vor denen man sich in Acht zu nehmen hatte, wenn man zwischen Schwarzwald und Hinterpommern überleben wollte. Ihr seid ja nichtmal Strauchdiebe, also die gesittetere Variante der Hundsfötter. Nur kleine Gewichtsfälscher. Nichtmal zum Geldfälschen habt Ihr die Traute.

Datenzersabbler. Endabständigsteszusammenklauber. Kehrichtwühler und -riesler. Bauxitletztverfluorer. Grenzbauern der Blödheit. Lugenhäger. Steinverschnapser. Abkasper. Torenhainheger.

Darf ich mich trotzdem, erst recht, gerade, geehrt fühlen, dessenthalben, dass ich Eurer Ohngnad anheimgefallen?

Nein, so weit will ich nicht gehen. Gewürm hat noch selten einen erhoben. Man trete an übelen Schleimen tunlichst vorbei, trete, wo dies unumgänglich, nur umsichtig hinein, halte seine Stiefel darob stets gut gefettet.

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War Hitler ein Grüner?

Dienstag, 27. August 2013

Ein hessischer FDP-Bundestagskandidat hat die Grünen ob ihres geforderten “Veggie-Tages” mit Nazivergleichen überzogen.

Das ist zwar nicht sonderlich originell, doch scheint es die Grünen mächtig zu ärgern. Schließlich haben sie ja Antideutschtum und damit Nazivergleiche in den Genen, während sie das Kriegstreiben vom Oberdeutschenhasser Fischer erst lernen mussten.

“Selber Nazis!” – möchte man da wohl gerne rufen. Nur, diesmal war die Gegenseite zuerst dran.

Die Grenzen politischer Auseinandersetzung seien hiermit überschritten, piepst man. Seit wann denn das? Haben die Grünen etwa ein Monopol auf anständige Nazi-Vergleiche?

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Vom Strategeme des Schweigens (Nr. 49)

Samstag, 03. August 2013

Zunächst kennt man die Giftvariante des Strategems: Geheimbünde, okkulte Gesellschaften, Mafia, Blutgeldler.

Das Strategem des Schweigens kann aber heilsamer eingesetzt werden als beim Betrügen. Und Sichwichtigmachen.

Es kann, wie bekannt, nicht nur direkt in einer Rede, sondern auch etwas länger eingesetzt den anderen mehr zum Nachdenken bringen denn noch mehr Rede.

Es ist auch ein Strategem zur selbstüberlistenden Selbstveränderung.

Viel genauer und zielgerichteter und in genau der richtigen Länge Schweigen.

Schon jede Tonpause ist ein kleines Schweigen. Schweigen ist elementarer Teil der Redekunst, wird in dieser selbst regelmäßig strategemisch eingesetzt.

Schweigen kann die vorangegangene Implikation enorm verstärken. Ebenso eine Emotion. Es kann alsowohl demütig ergriffen wie herrschaftlich selbstsicher wirken.

Schweigen ist natürlich auch dann als Strategem besonders gut angewendet, wenn ein Beschuldigter so lange an den richtigen Stellen schweigt, bis er endgültig heraus, was die anderen schon wissen, wenn weit über das hinaus, was sie ihm schon gesagt.

Dieser Schweiger wird eben nicht nur schweigen, aber an den richtigen Stellen doch, selbst wenn er beim Schweigen weiterredet.

Zum Schweigen als Strategem in Liebesdingen ist nicht viel zu sagen, das kennt jeder.

Wer das Strategem wirklich versteht, weiß, dass dies im tiefen Sinne ein Strategem der richtig gesetzten Pausen und damit Harmonie ist. Schweigen ist das angemessene Dazwischen. (weiterlesen…)

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Vom Strategeme des unausgesprochenen oder unaussprechlichen Wortes (Nr. 48)

Freitag, 26. Juli 2013

Das bekannteste “unaussprechliche” Wort ist natürlich jenes des JHVH.

Hier soll aber nicht vorzüglich in jener speziellen Judengeschichte herumgestochert werden, sondern das Phänomen, das Strategem strukturell angegangen.

Es kann zu überaus bösartigem Einsatze verwendet werden. Der Strategemanwender lässt ständig oder immer wieder, gut dosiert, durchblicken, was er sagen könnte, aber nicht sagt, so lange, bis der Angegriffene es selbst ausspricht oder es um ihn herum die Spatzen über ihn von den Dächern pfeifen.

Beidenfalls hat er es selbst nicht gesagt: So edel war er, die anderen kamen von selbst darauf.

Es kann aber auch da notwendig zum Einsatz gebracht werden, wo etwas einfach noch nicht zu sagen klug ist, indem man es ständig anklingen lässt, oder bestimmte Dinge gar bei Strafe zu sagen verboten, der Büttel käme.

Hier besteht die Kunst dann darin, dass das im Raum stehende Wort, die Wendung, die Konjektur, beständig von der Peripherie her aufgeladen werden, die Gedanken und schließlich Worte anderer zum Kerne konzentrisch und spiralförmig hingeführt.

Indirekte Verleumdung, Verführung in Liebesdingen, Unterhöhlen eines Tabus ohne dessen offenen Bruch zu begehen: die Anwendungen des Strategems sind vielfältig.

Es kann bei der Strategemanwendung selbstverständlich am klügsten sein, das Misswort langsam zu schüren, auf dass sich ein besonders verbreiterter, plötzlich zur Lohe zu bringender Schwelbrand ergebe. Das Strategem ist vom Wesen her ein eher langfristig zum Einsatz kommendes. Obschon es auch in einem Gespräche binnen dreißig Sekunden oder fünf Minuten gefragt sein kann.

Der Opponent hat, wenn das Unaussprechliche das Auszusprechende ist, der Strategemanwender dies sich klug zunutze macht, langfristig sehr schlechte Karten. Immerhin hantiert desfalls der Strategemausführende mit der Wahrheit.

Das kann ihn dann, mal wieder, auch den Hals kosten. Aber nicht ganz so leicht, weil sein Hals mittelbar auch dem anderen den seinen kosten könnte.

Aus sprachwissenschaftlicher Sicht ist dieses Strategem fast ebenso, wenn nicht doch ebenso interessant wie jenes des günstigen Witzes. (Nr. 47)

Die beiden Strategeme werden natürlich oft verkettet angewandt. Das muss nicht weiter erklärt werden.

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