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Career move: Headmaster in German-Südschwitz!

Sunday 07 April 2013

Full-German Südschwitz, especially since the Retiree Olli is facilitated. The menacing soldiers Fremdenlegionärsbesäufnis-in capital Freiberg was averted.

https://unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de/2013/02/27/es-braut-sich-was-zusammen-in-deutsch-sudschwit/

I managed to prevent the looming disaster actually means some Ebriefe by German-North Goofy (ie Berlin and the Old Reich). The sauce was canceled discreetly under any pretext.

Olli has bestowed very generous towards me: one year of free beer in all its premises (he has now opened in emerging Zweitort of DSS, in Busch Hausen, about 100 kilometers west of Freiberg, a sand-engined pub, after he could not look on it as since two rather modest pickling opened, quite incongruous).

In the "blond gazelle" it goes, especially on weekends, really high here. Virtually no pensioners (only the rüstigsten), otherwise murderously thirsty Hintlinge from the bush, adventurers, wreckage from Northern Goofy, I as so far the only journalist.

Although the place looks a little tentative; by special clay buildings (with air cooling, optimized Badgiren) there are, however, already spot where it DSS ratios downright cool; north towards the Sahara has built a wind-resistant bush Wall; the best fountain of all West-German-Südschwitz located there.

Once a month, the Hintlinge meet at the Freedom Square to the Thing (they call it really so!) To everything that concerns the area to discuss, to decide on joint projects, and settle disputes. Quite a few come with the camel, because fuel is expensive in West-German-Südschwitz.

Even a small local market has formed where wild game, fruits and vegetables, all kinds of products of the region, are offered for sale. The dependence of the capital, and thus indirectly of North Goofy, so it was decided at the last year-Thing, will be systematically reduced. Building materials, tools, etc. will be accepted instead of always valid beer or Euros at any time. So shrewd small business owners take the straight Required from Freiberg with the transporter to Busch Hausen, melons, tomatoes, etc. back to the capital.

Olli wants to invest additionally. So suddenly he said to me a few weeks ago: "Magnus, wait and see. In two years Buschhausen is half the size of Freiberg. "

"You really think so?" I asked. "What did you do so before everything?" (more ...)

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Constantine and the Munich Dude

Saturday 06 April 2013

As we made ​​previous message know, Konstantin last stayed in Munich. Well, what allda after the dude invited him into his agency, happened.

After Constantine is left with his call the offered time, he thus sat in the Lord Bruno Grieshaber office, and knew of course that, as a modern, underlines cosmopolitan Munich, about his rather less trendy names, as head of a PR agency not just done.

The conversation hub by Grieshaber the weights of the matter appropriately casual leaned back on.

"Well, Mr. Eulenspiegel, we do not want long beat around the bush. I have of course made me a little worried how someone like you, who brings no professional experience in the industry, but quite a bit of worldliness, his skills could bring in line with the corporate objectives of Grieshaber Consulting & Communication Services. "

Dramatic pause.

"The company Trimens, you probably also a term that wants a little extraordinary service of our company."

Dramatic pause. Constantine realized that he must say something now.

"The would be, if I may ask?"

"According to the annual shareholders' meeting, the next week, maintains the higher management of Trimens with some bankers, accountants and so on to celebrate boozy in an exclusive setting. One wishes this year, to loosen up, so to speak, an entertainer, who is also on rustic jokes, it is able to carry forward this but with so much etiquette and tact, that the ladies present can laugh with him freed. Not an easy job then. "

Constantine saw at once that something was rotten, came to surprise Grieshaber a little, straight to the point: "May I refer to that shareholders this year not only cause for satisfaction have to be?"

Grieshaber wobbled slightly merkwürdsam his head and replied, very quietly, almost reverently: "You got it covered. The beatings there are quite a day have moved. The task is thus quite a bit tricky. "

"Well, Mr. Grieshaber, I see no problem. Order to jokundifizieren calamities, which is one of my specialties. "(Constantine saw immediately that his opponent had only understood it according to its meaning, but to let on anything tried. Would he now natural to the point, so it would be safe. So he grabbed immediately.)

"The problem, it would be at best for you, if you could not pay me adequately. Good job, good job. "

Grieshaber was something stupefakt. Such a targeted approach he would have never expected that half a bum, because he picked up the Italians. It encouraged him to have made the right choice.

"What you have presented because, Mr. Eulenspiegel?" He tried as casually as possible to enable.

"Fifteen thousand would, I think, the weights of the job adequately," said Constantine, after a short pause, set the brow slightly furrowed.

"FIFTEEN THOUSAND! ? - "I blurted out Grieshaber; He picked up the glass of water, took a sip.

"Yes, what did you think?", Continued to Constantinople, when it was clear that the other had taken again.

"Five thousand, and no more euro cents!" Barked Grieshaber.

Constantine realized that there still drinwar air, Grieshaber definitely had no other, which he trusted the thing to solve satisfactorily.

"Very well," he said slowly, "I have my good day today. Because you have it: ten on my account, but then advance, cash. This is my last word. "(Konstantin dislike unnecessary anglicisms, but thought that cash was sitting here better than cash.)

Grieshaber snorted, suddenly looked almost ten years older.

"Well, you ... So good."

Konstantin so had the job, but finally took a check, won at Hypo, which still had enough money, his ten thousand Euros and gave the bums of the city, where he met her, first one out.

Four days later date. Constantine had deliberately not eaten for two days and only moderately drunk to make a reasonable hunger and thirst already a professional impression by having approached the buffet, champagne and cognac.

At about ten, so after two hours, his knapsack stretched mightily, and he had a reasonable amidships in the boat, it was my turn. (more ...)

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The Hanfe

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Where the Bible falls, since only grows no more herb nor grass.

The resinous woody shrub but hemp: the cheeky guy holding a pound Irrstarr 'in his impulse to life and light not nieden long.

Two weeks after being naughty yet sprouted, he Luget almost a mile long on the side of the low pressure work out; after two moons it eradicates already, one is tempted to get sympathy, at the foot of his strong growing standard meter; once in bloom, it smells so wonderful that no one riechet, wes yonder at the passing away; all the fresh youth of the world now already dancing around HIM.

Best oil from its seeds; Salvation of flowers; Ropes, sails, pants, bags, entertaining way, of the fibers; Insulation from his past still remains: So he is the man low, hold, and is profitable.

Yes, even the best paper for the books of the sages lieferet ER; and where once celandine, sorrel, and Stinkwurz Taubnessel did their sad work, since he stands proud as a hero of Anger and field. (more ...)

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From the fortunes of the first album

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Good for those who can write in himself.

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Erotic for Subtle

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

I almost here just set a strong presumptive sexual fantasy woman. (Set A corresponding male fantasy, I do not trust me at least equally good reasons anyway.)

How would they lyrically to rewrite that everything said and at the same time but, as it should be, nothing? (more ...)

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From the first marriages of mankind

Monday, March 25, 2013

I expressed myself here several times at this direction, do it now but even more so again.

When I say "spiritual" only hear the word, I have to watch that is not equal turns me brain stomach. Almost always the term (as well as the noun "spirituality" to) hollow, and thus still more abundantly to a manslaughter word.

The non devoutly lauschet, scared resigns, reverently, as soon as it rings out, discredited the Profane, proves automatically that he, if not be a Ohngeist even an evil one.

The word stands for the Esopolitische correctness, the verbal sense of the alternatives and good.

Hardly anyone dares it against it, lifting his head from the furrow. Too Quick to those reputation is moderately loose, a subhuman. (more ...)

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Art, freedom, joy

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

I see now that I have the last few days brought me written quite a lot of negative karma. Not a story in which the sky is full of violins hung because of Rolf finally got the Pitt, Elli and Lilly were married by Pastor Detlev in order afterwards to spend honeymooners looking at the Ararat incomparably steep nights.

Justin is still sitting in the loony bin, and Constantine did not appear for days from Munich. Whether it probably encountered even in the blackest night a Jesuit in the Isar? Not even from German-Südschwitz there are clear merry March Only the rumor reached me that the separatists there pushed forward the demand for a referendum on withdrawal from the euro very persistent.

Obama's teleprompter were temporarily not stolen, the PR of our Big Brother so still works, donate to me because only very little consolation. Nor that we are no longer pope.

I do not even trust myself to my landlady. The occasionally asks namely, how I was. And I lie in this light not only therefore never, because that would be pointless.

After all, however, is opening on Sunday. Vector of Günter Grass. In the Uhlberghalle in Filderstadt. My friend Roland has put on the legs. And this is now my happy Ernst: http://kunstverein-filderstadt.de/Kunstverein-next.html

Also, I'm going on 31 for Dude to Zurich. And the, and his young network side, there is evidence also: dudeweblog.wordpress.com (more ...)

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The queen bees the future

Monday, March 18, 2013

Meanwhile, I have almost no more on it, as desire to be.

The word donkey carries two "e". So a half. "Way" has two-fifths "e". What the difference between donkey and as already in this regard is just 10%.

And an "s" they also have in common. Thereof that is 100%. Way has a total of 75% letters of the donkey, and the 60% of example.

It is certain that the ass because can not help it. There were people who called him donkey. (In Swiss: "were called" Even closer to the donkey..)

What wonder that Nietzsche, shortly before he settled Consign (left!), Should have hugged a donkey. He probably saw a half-brother in him.

But still I have at best a potential problem. There is still stupid, I'm almost as far away from the wisdom as the donkey. Linguistic Beweisel fadür I come. (more ...)

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Under Frankish wisdom

Friday, March 15, 2013

"Irchendwonn must eh gesterb. Do künnst oh vorcher nuch red. "

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Computer and wives

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Grade, there was a small Späßle.

Son got a new processor, longingly desires, to make his computer in heat even when playing the 33rd fun generation in 666facher sharpness.

Came he told me, his mentor gave him electric box means there must be some paste on it before installing emphasize best using a credit card (!).

I replied that he should make up the with that, I understand how he still knew pretty much a bit of everything, except of computers. "Oh, yes, and maybe tear from women; I understand it, in fact, not too much. "

He did not laugh, I just. (more ...)

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"Awkward Romance" (my writing)

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

A few days ago it rained - laughing - criticism of a good friend who lives far away, so I rarely see him on the phone.

He had once again looked at my side, and, quite apart from the choice of topics, which now broach it really not particularly, he etched on my writing style.

The was so hopelessly romantic; everything is read as as if I wanted to back two hundred years; it was a bit ridiculous; whether I did some really yearn me in a time in which you in any narrow Skating, wofern you ever had fuel, so do not freeze to death, choked on smoke, if you do not, normally, already starving, suffering from any bad disease, verschimmelnd Life expectancy thirty. Just because it was so idyllic with the carriage driving, passing bright murmuring streams through meadows reasons to Narcissus and Goldmund and scapegraces. (He is a gifted satirist; I have only a little to sealed.)

This was yet been totally shit back then; he knew me so otherwise as one who not only spider, is normally fairly sane: what should because (more ...)

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A philosopher is already there

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

It is not mine to judge here how much I am good as a philosopher. But I presume to me to say that there is a veritable philosopher in the German language space at least. Because it is unlikely that a reader Lisa has fooled me for so long and in reality but a man.

Yes, Lisa, so you must now live, I also, who knows who that account laughs at me, that I this now external. But I wrote it not here, I would not be very sure you verkraftest that. And do not take as flattery. There is none. It's about another. Not only about what is in the next sentence, which will capture most reasonably easily.

For me personally, Your work is a liberation. Not only because my wife was not just the stupidest bugged me for years the chatter of other men, women are not suitable for philosophy, just not applied for it. I never was able to detect a reasonable, even compelling reason.

Why should a woman can not think in depth, want?

And it is rare (as is often the case for men?), Why not?

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The Goeller rebaptized by telephone

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Just cried, I was still working on the previous item, either a joker or a through Rotated with Berliner number at me, told me as in the name of Jesus Christ baptized, hub even though skillfully not excessively, eventually, in katholeskem styles, with an "in name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit "-Gesange.

The clown or Depp asked me whether it feeling well what I said yes, wohinzu I sat, I nevertheless never had anything against good wishes, as hardly could ever hurt.

Then, I was silent, waiting, what else would. After some five seconds put the telephonic Sunday Guest, Greetings is also nameless and dismissing, as he started the conversation, simply on.

Now I am, again without being asked (to my Lutheran Ersttaufe I do not remember, but it has probably taken place), possibly a serious telephone Wiedergetaufter. (more ...)

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Konstantin but already in Munich

Saturday 09 March 2013

Vienna Constantine was too boring.

Too light is yonder each Councilor, MA, PhD, Minister: But too little stimulus, the city had donated to him in this regard.

Although it irritated the near Bratislava, Budapest and even; he had well moored his lighter; flussab is not heavy, he had said to himself; But, much as he's happy times can prosper, so much it itches him yet again, to knock on the thickest beer bellies.

Since there are now no more Treidelpferde, the Light of Constantine the Danube and the Isar finally had hinangezogen, the Up Paddle not always his, the stupid Wiener him travel money donated Genung, he traveled comfortably by train.

Where had he now expected mass cozy, bierbäuchichte, to be found self-satisfied altmünchener Ochs Seppl and Gschaftlhuber, but well a very different picture emerged: Almost the entire city schwurr and buzzing of young, slim, well-dressed sutlers and their equally handsome auxiliary maids; no corner, passed on to the in-important sales calls, not the Italiäners coffee and grape marc, not droves preppy usufructuary people were sitting work.

"Yes," he said to himself, "in this city, there are also good people. But basically, this town is one big whorehouse. Worse, even as Berlin. "

So he decided to figure out the most pompous dude, that to play a prank. (more ...)

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Aphorisms practice

Friday 08 March 2013

Summed to the aphorism by recognized him as the type of text? Hardly. He is slick.

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Failed miserably again in front of wife

Thursday 07 March 2013

But cursed also.

I am determined some time ago, must dig no matter how fine woman more often than two times: it from there, with disinterest, be good to have it.

Not a bad idea. Has some time very well. (more ...)

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With my dream

Thursday 07 March 2013

I sat with my dream on a hill, all around everything duster and heavy, and he smirked.

"What you grin so naughty?" I asked him impatiently.

"Naughty?", He replied, "I only smile at your foolishness."

"You smile in my folly? Who are YOU, to smile my folly? Do you wear not these pregnant clouds ascend the hill, so versperrst the view of wide, fertile land? Who are you anyway? "

"I'm just that to create what you want to see."

"Do not talk yourself out! You've cheated again and again! "

"I never cheated on you," he said calmly and firmly.

"But! You mock my here, like as if I was your little unruly servant! Here: You are MY shoot! What would you be without me? "I thundered.

The dream made a face, and his boldness vanished. "But you need me!"

Meanwhile, it began to drizzle. We were silent. A semi-warm rain, finally followed by a tepid cast. The earth steamed around us.

"You know, Magnus," said the dream to me, "I simply would just like to with you. I like it so well with you. With you it I never get bored. "

A slight breeze at hub. The air smelled of fresh herbs, the valleys were completely broken in, finally clear sunlight.

"Come, friend, let me embrace you," I told the dream, and we talked a lot.

"Why, friend, you're not always so good to me? Why always the awful shadow? "I asked him.

"Take thee thou me without dreadful shadow because even seriously and with you?" Replied the dream with tears in his eyes. "Look down there, vast cornfields, beautiful women everywhere, butler gardens under chestnut, flowering meadows, friendly, bright groves, everything on that you lettest me in the lurch."

I had a drink of wine here, and so we drank brotherhood.

And we assured us that I him. My secrets from the guards, he will confide his sleep from me

He wiped a tear from his face, then laughed like a mischievous schoolboy, hugged me again and said, "We'll meet again. Now go out into the world there. "

Before I was able to return thanks, I awoke. And I had actually stayed on that hill. I made me happy to the valley.

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It is brewing together in what German-Südschwitz

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

In German-Südschwitz, those marked'd seeds, hessen large German enclave on the southern border of the Sahara (now himself the Special Economic Zone High Commissioner to the term "enclave" is used), rapid social changes going on.

(Last report: "Can we not small colony of German Südschwitz"?)

Has been OK in Berlin sought, remove the exorbitant tax on beer, as these have led to a contraband nature of Babylonian dimension, the margins in the beer business somewhat less are (it paid anyway almost no control), but the conversion increases the stronger , Nobody is complaining.

After all, the population is within a short period of 80,000 has grown to an estimated 120,000 residents, and it come to well over 90% very thirsty German. (It says here: "He who does not learn to drink in German-Südschwitz, which teaches the desert to an end.")

The Hartz office do not know what it should do.

Time tilt a few fresh here inge surged punks from Berlin to directly before the Office, early evening, endsturz from the first money to there bawling to wake up in the morning and to sing praises to the appropriate Federal Republic beloved.

The renter-Olli is in the part of Freiberg, the capital, is the "old town" called jokingly, the undisputed king. Not even the abolition of the tax on beer (they had already cost a lot of beer), the economically but yes it could endanger, leaving a visible scarring in his little empire. On the contrary. Freiberg now 40,000 inhabitants (many say, in reality 50,000) and as it were already a historical center for its functioning, he provides first and foremost.

Because of the constant thirst there have been all sorts of folklore. Sometimes it seems I pointed it at the close of the first report, is already a kind of identity in mind; it created its own idioms and proverbs; a few Hintlinge have even made the joke, a song to the country to sing and perform a kind of national dance to. They were given plenty of beer. (Beer is next to the Euro, the second currency. One can also consider reversed. Beer is in fact always taken.)

A combo, never once heard of the one and to find any customer in the world networks, suddenly found himself in one of Retiree Ollis clubs and warbled, hard rock style, so go: "Go, go, go! Los of North Goofy! "

The chorus can be imagined.

("North Goofy" here is not unfamiliar for the Berlin government, the Federal Republic as a whole, some, quite Vicious, say "the Old Reich".)

Yes, you have big plans, below. (more ...)

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Wars we no small colony? German-Südschwitz?

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Since we are now, to Afghanistan in Mali to support a colonial war so clear, I wonder if we should not also entitled to at least a small colony in Africa again. After all, times 30 000 square kilometers, mainly thorn bush savannah, like no uranium mine.

Since the German could be proud of its called-up by the Federal President European patriotism but again, if he since has its own social development field.

Once all the locals and those who presented themselves as such, furnished in Germany with Hartz 4 and various zusätzlchen integration assistance, the area is repopulated.

It now has in a place where the heater will not cost anything, an area that is suitable for splendid summer camp for young people mindervergesellschaftete; the heat makes already so tired that it certainly does not need more beer.

As the area - it must be received clean, democratically - is free bereisbar, otherwise so deserted, of course, come all sorts of adventurers, madmen and Wheeler the windiest variety.

First, the popularly called the area jokingly "German-Südsahara"; but eventually took root, obviously inspired by "German South West", "German-Südschwitz" a.

In German-Südschwitz the Konterbanditentum is naturally attracted to the big problem. For the beer smugglers make big business. (more ...)

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Konstantin but in Knokke?

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Constantine seems to be actually hinuntgeleichtert conditions Austria. For isarauf right from the Danube to Munich, he would long since have noticed; there to leave even more than a few hours, in the current situation, would have him, probably introduced with some certainty no good; he is the Münchenern already come. Probably at Isar high-water, but from the other side.

A bit of what he has told at least.

He thought, he said, Vienna for easy, because you can see how he got multiple substantiated reports should only drink wine with the right people and be something eloquent.

From both he understand what, and therefore was not worried him in Vienna.

He merely expressed the fear that he in effect, a paid accommodation, the bill especially, must drink with the corresponding Viennese wine so much for the purpose of his consulting business, that thing with the stationary Ferris wheel to forget for now.

But where, he says, the first wine of good hinkreise as could the Größtsonstmögliche and -denkbare also a convenient Momentchen wait.

Finally, he was still talkative. (I guess now, he is, yes! -: Already in Vienna.)

So he said because even the gelahrten people in Vienna would not know actually, that there was Berlin, certainly like where he've just seen before the necessary Kurzeremitage under the Swabian Alb, ibid, that there almost no longer a Constantine understands good fun.

His speech will praise. There have even served again for good new boots and not a little strong Viennese food. It feels good gestärket.

I suspect, however, that Berlin Constantine and bustle of Vienna will not watch long idle; and Constantine will know that; it is therefore probably be no eternal wine in Vienna.

Whether he makes over to South Tyrol, because the Italians eh can divorce there is no halfway German fool of another, themselves are already fooling sheep, and zuwenigst not despise a priori the most traditional Tyrolean such newcomers?

Well. I would imagine that he. To Vienna, the whole veal and beef, Nowe yet to adopt a Aufflug in same feinstwürstigste and -schinkendste alswie edelkäsigste highlands, where the wine is not always respected and whose Genung also available

Immmerhin. I wish him recovery times. It may also be in Wallonia. As you can it can be mighty good. Dort essen sogar die Frauen noch freiwillig und ordentlich. Wobei man es in Flandern schon so krachen lässt, zumal ein Faible für schräge Käuze hat, dass er sich auch dort seiner Regenereszenz widmen könnte.

Ich vermute fast, er ist doch in Knokke. (weiterlesen…)

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Konstantin noch unter der Alb?

Freitag, 22. Februar 2013

Konstantin has reported clandestine of the Swabian Alb forth with me.

The federal government had stated that the cleaning of the Reichstag dome had cost three trillion euros. It was first not funny anymore. Alle Büttel von Freiburg bis Usedom seien hinter ihm her. (weiterlesen…)

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