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Archive for the 'Satire'
TRIPLE "Entfreundet": The Goeller collapses.
Monday, February 18, 2013"Three people unfriended you - Click here - It's free"
The above nonsense I read up on my "dashboard" that shows me who is visiting this page.
I then for research purposes, but once it clicked, whereupon told me was that it was important, functioning, 100% correct, a Facebook tool, and it'll "Shock".
Oh dear. My shock would then also can not click on it, but I made too powerful in the pants.
If my brain stem has assigned this PR exercise correctly, I should be interested in me from which Krawunzlinge Since my (or the whole of publishing?) Found times facebook moderately well and not now.
So, as it were, tough, have entfreundet of me.
(My grade Gohgle shows me that I probably do not delirious.)
Alas! DC THREE people Wullen my Hennenseich, my pygmy goats crap, not my korsarischen Wildsauenschiet les!
Una grande tormenta Katastropha mihi! Unkredibel my torment Inger! (more ...)
Finally, I also believe that I believe
Wednesday, February 13, 2013I always wonder how naturally it's still that one can make the other accused, he think so to and not, do not think enough is too weak in faith, believe in reality yet, namely to the non-believer, why he were lying, at least belöge be etc.
The other day told me one that I know have no idea of what I believed everything I pretended not to believe, I believe, see above, just yet, and indeed as the Sau ...
In fact, I think the things I so far can not clearly estimate, for established, probable, reasonable, sensible, agreeable to me, better than others.
The resourceful Glauboist derives then from the same - you see !!! -: So that he was right, I would give it even involuntarily.
In fact, I believe - proved beyond doubt it is finally not -., That it is not every person necessarily harm if he can learn (more ...)
Have I runterkanalt
Tuesday, February 12, 2013At the Vorartikel to the wives jealousy thinking, it occurred to me just that I still know a few places altmagische. How enchanted they are there, and there are apparently only taverns.
One should there be kind to women, kind, make them compliments, fawn, sometimes scatter a slippery joke, and it is amazing, but not as sexist, macho, libertine (well, the latter word not know the gender of a city usually eh ), chauvinist, misogynist, fascist, wanker, disgusting windbag worst pickup line, pervert or more designated this kind.
Since then I think sometimes that everything still could be good in this world. (more ...)
From the wives jealousy
Tuesday, February 12, 2013Funny is it not always, but sometimes, when women are even unduly jealous.
I kennne a P. (first letter of security and confidentiality reasons, I changed), the V immediately on hundred eighty when he only pronounce the name of the infamous others, oh what if only one word with the first letter of her name starts, one in Germans are not rare initial letter, as you probably already adrenaline rises by 200 percent.
Although V. patent and otherwise very intelligent, she has somehow not noticed that her age has long been a deliberate, almost always unerring fun of it, something to do in those mentioned. (Yes, men can also be mischievous and sometimes almost cruel.) (more ...)
The Pope has no more buck (he could never have)
Monday, February 11, 2013"The employees of the truth" is the title of an article faz.net resignation to the Pope, of which I have not read so far as this. I smoke namely grade my Nachspülzigarette (I mean after rinsing) and does not want me to spoil their enjoyment.
Just me tells the search engine that this (not exactly see the following) bald Krämpflingsmotto not grown on the dunghill of a FAZ journalists, but actually the motto of Mr. Ratzinger (in Vatican things I'm not as well versed as others). The journalist has yet accomplished something by made from the Latin "cooperatores vertitatis," meaning "the people of the truth" after all the employees of the truth (we want with such sacred things not schlampern yes).
In fact, "Cooperators of the truth" in terms of "pontifex maximus" (largest bridge builder) sounds downright modest; I wonder but: What is meant for me?
Is the truth a state? The Vatican? Well; then this would result in a certain sense, but would still president, prime minister, king or emperor must say the truth.
Is the truth a company, a corporation do? Then it should have been called owner, CEO or Chief Executive Officer of truth.
Or is the truth a kindergarten with tilted male leader? (more ...)
Stupid Schießprügler
Sunday, February 10, 2013The most beautiful, uplifting Enste of linguistics is perhaps that there is nothing in them unimportant.
If I however angucke me those Quantenquantler as herumquanteln without even knowing what a quant because it may, we are schiergar colleagues.
Emphasis on schiergar.
A sound is in fact a sound. Does everyone who can hear. (more ...)
peer stupid blog dot dot deh eh
Monday 04 February 2013The peer, yes deer, deer now has a blog, with whom he has nothing to do: peerblog.de
There one learns that the Chancellor, cowardly and lazy, dauerndzu, parlierend with little relevant figures, only white wine is drinking, not even audience knows (despite their cunning, devious government spokesman!), And:. "They do not know how the future is"
The whole embarrassing page is generously funded by anonymous entrepreneurs, but want to have nothing directly to do with the SPD.
Under the heading "About Us" to read then, fat, Steinbrück with the love Obama comparison, the campaign praising him for that conclusion:
"Germany is on the network. Germany also has this opportunity. It'sa long run. Now we start! "
I did not even know that Germany is on the network. After all, but my English is sufficient fortunately for the last two sentences. (more ...)
Wat'n dat'n ???
Monday 04 February 2013Just me at least a medium-shit shit happened. I trust this electrical box and its strange connections no longer stick.
I had sent two very positive, botmäßige, polite, linguistically flawless comments on a network side, they were displayed there, in the queue for activation.
I looked again later after they were gone.
So I assumed that the owner of the site would have simply censored, hooked dessenthalben, something snappy, again after, and - hey presto! - Have not yet unlocked comments were visible again with me.
Pretty stupid thing. I apologized, hopefully comes to that, and the site owner believes and forgives me. (more ...)
From the victory of libertarianism '
Friday, February 01, 2013(This pun is not nice. Likewise, as in "From the victory of International Socialism. '")
Meets the International Socialist back to the libertarians.
"Mal was heard from the Kasulkes in the camp?"
"Yes, the story goes, they were quite exhausted."
"What? Mess! How's that? "
"The camp threw under the leadership of one of your comrades unfortunately from nothing. Too many Kasulkes who just wanted to eat and sleep, but not working. It has therefore set a libertarian. He should even have threatened to sack the Kasulkes. The do not even work for their bedstead. It seems just about just for that. "
"What a pig!"
"You take it yet. It's a free country. "
From the victory of International Socialism '
Friday, February 01, 2013(You may the following bad joke please do not take seriously. He's pretty vicious.)
Meet a libertarian and an International Socialist.
"Well, true account? Neighbors already starving? "
"No, it seems to have been lucky."
"How? Has someone helped you? "
"Yes. Your comrades have picked them up. "
"What? Where to? "
"Where well, thou hero! The camp of course. "
"What, to the camp?"
"Yes. Since there will be something to eat. But just working. Actually not such a stupid idea. Finally, they are members of your party. "
"But?"
"I do not know if they actually went along voluntarily."
"Anti-Semitism": Dumber it's always going. (Or: The FAZ has it.)
Friday, February 01, 2013Schwurbel. Surge. Lall. Laber. Sabbel. Babble. Rümpf, dümpf, atten, Krämpf.
Zeal, Drool, Schlunz, oink. Blah, defamatory, lies, deceit, mischief.
Gefitze, Gebritze, Gebratze, Gehatze, Dummbatze. (more ...)
False is correct. And really is evil.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013I have again my thoughts about the set forth by Jon Rappoport made (German translation by me) destruction of logic. (For English speaking Jons original article directly here .)
Not only that, as he shows, an idea, an idea, a concept, therefore, sight unseen can be damn unchecked, because it originates from a disagreeable person: the matter goes further.
For example, have many animal rights activists and vegetarians, without even having personally insulted or attacked or invaded the stables ever a pig, must listen that Hitler had indeed been vegetarians.
Not only that, some was already insulted directly as a Nazi because Hitler as a vegetarian.
And: Can I now that I am not a vegetarian, possibly be a Nazi? (Why should this now be a stupid question?)
And: In fact, the National Socialists in 1933 passed the first animal protection law, campaigned for species conservation. Should we abolish welfare again why? As many types exterminate?
In the United States of "conservatives", also some "libertarians", often a line from German Natonalsozialismus drawn to animal and environmentalists ((see, so call themselves mostly) and those who do not undergo climate atrocity propaganda, only against nuclear power are or fracking, genetically modified seeds, etc.).
Should we then also against animal welfare be, for nuclear power, Monsanto maize, every day, eat three chips, to avoid being called a Nazi? (I am the way, none of it known, that would have been between 1933 and 1945 anyone except to the onset disaster of war, forced into Germany, to become a vegetarian. I do not even know of a great propaganda campaign, because of meat eating was "un-Aryan" . "un" or like it should have been but that, so I will of course correct this nachreichend here.)
Clear that environmentalists now - still crazy? Abuse supporter of Monsanto & Co called "Gennazis", people who reject climate alarmism, Al Gore & Co. as "Climate Nazis" -. (Monsanto has "national" not to do with the least, any more than the Klimakatastropheten On the contrary, international, it is hardly possible so far as they would if already -.. Although the appeal of something strange - as "Geninternazis" respectively "Air Inter Nazis" to . designate)
Clear (yes: CLEAR!) That the comparison of "climate deniers" (such as whether the presence of a climate-denying) with "Holocaust deniers" has been pulled and is often. (more ...)
Shit storm on Fäzesbuch
Tuesday, January 22, 2013So any article title to the time-honored FAZ ( on faz.net ):
"Webcam in the pigsty results Shit Storm on Facebook"
(Web camera in pigsty leads to shit storm on Face Book) (more ...)
Magnif Wuhab Gül
Tuesday, January 22, 2013You must already have the mirror that he is often the best involuntary satire magazine in the country.
For Obama's inauguration , there are now above to read the former and below the latter:
"Loaded were the representatives of the new America. Blacks, Latinos, Asians, boy, gay, lesbian - and all other"
As well as:
"But thousands of cell phone cameras stretch high rating. "Obama! Obama! ", Chanting people. They have longed for this moment: her husband, her hero - and finally one of them ".
Na dat one is supi.
So who is white and about thirty (25?), This shortcoming neuamerikanische must compensate at least in that he / she gay or lesbian.
As I did that now do, I would be an American? Are really gay, or cheat well? (more ...)
Bundeswehr: Dumber It's always!
Sunday, January 20, 2013It's always more stupid. At least until death. (For background illumination of this article, note the article " Bundeswehr: Can it be stupid ")
And the Unterhennenseich has what our auxiliary slave army is concerned, actually for the benefit of the Germans are even more stupid.
1 It must still many more women in the Bundeswehr.
The second screening criteria must, in men insonderheit what their intelligence and level of education is concerned, are still much further lowered as already now. It hurts of course also not when they can barely stand on his own legs.
3 Procurement - Budget - only from China.
4 gays and lesbians adjust preferred. (more ...)
Finger scan, iris scan: Is a Rotten Apple?
Saturday, January 19, 2013Apple will continue to incorporate a fingerprint reader into its devices, has already purchased an appropriate specialist company with man and mouse for it.
So who is too stupid or too lazy to enter a code in its electrical box having it in the future very easy going.
And Apple and CIA & Cie come without its problems, as well as expenses and free, the fingerprints of all fellow Apple idiots zoom.
A "win-win" situation so.
Ideal for idiots identification. A smart criminal or opposition (which often makes no significant difference in two ways) works anyway as little as possible with a cell phone provided (only has to be inconspicuous soherum, one, but does it only insignificant private calls), and certainly not with one of Apple . The dopey recognized by the fact that they even use the new function.
And: Buy now so a new Fon, but does not use this great tool, it arouses suspicion. Why will this oblique type us their not give fingerprint?
One could also install a Iriserkenner that automatically activates. So then all would capture that take the Schmerzfon their girlfriend or their acquaintances times in the hand or stare at it.
There is certainly an app soon, by means of which the resourceful Don Juan, by playing at the bar with his E-helpers, sometimes just picks up the pretty little face of the neighbor, so that he no longer has to ask for her phone number. Anyway, if the aunt is so stupid that she herself has an Apple Schmerzfon or ever somehow abgeglichenermaßen reingegrinst in one has (other manufacturers will follow suit soon, so that master Android finds out when the android is born, where it is reported, what an E-address it has, etc.).
With the finer Apps husband get then in most cases, right out if the main is sergeant with plump boobs, or a prostitute or a marriage convicted swindler or a single Hartzi with three brats. (more ...)
It allows us to die mercilessly
Tuesday 08 January 2013It is not enough to install and Horror pictures on a vibrant cigarette. This kind folk pedagogy must be taken everywhere.
Unters diesel tank plate: Dust kills humans and animals.
On the white flour pack: Here lurks your intestinal perforation.
On elevator doors: Once every stuck.
At the pool entrance: Every year children drown.
On Hammerstiel: This tool can be fatal.
On all wheels: Increased Risk of falling!
At the Russian border: Caution Drunk!
On the whores Jacket: Do you know of AIDS?
At the station: Attention! Pickpockets and suicides! (more ...)
Death to the future deniers!
Saturday 05 January 2013The Australian Grazer Professor Richard Parncutt calls for the death penalty for Erderwärmungsleugner.
Surely this mistaken Klimot has not thought about it that he, following his logic itself should be executed, that is, as Nichtmehrerderwärmungsleugner or even Erdabkühlungsleugner, the opinion should prevail, the earth no longer Warm up or cool itself even already again.
Funny also that he. Renegades who then eagerly cooperate from jail out against their old Leugnerkumpane whose death penalty case by case basis adopted, will transform into lifelong (The man is pragmatic and has a big heart.)
It should be murdered just the sake of the climate in which it can be assumed according to state of the science of it, that they can be held responsible for at least a million of future climate Dead. (Ie Parncutt shows quite beside a pristine piety also a wise measure.)
What do you do now with such a brainwashed Lucifer and Mordphantasten?
May the good Grazer terminate him, but where he noticed only by a somewhat unusual freedom of expression? (more ...)
As the bishop schwult
Saturday 05 January 2013The Anglican Church has the prohibition of Episcopal Ordination for those canceled, living in a same-sex life partnership.
All thing they have to promise to remain celibate.
That is so gay (women, that is lesbian, are indeed the priesthood but not admitted to episcopal ordination), although allowed to share bed and board together, but one of them, the bishop may, not have sex with the other. (With two bishops it may logically neither.)
Well, I have ever lived in a two-men-WG, and for us it was no problem, that not only I had with the other, but also with me not having sex. And neither of them had to promise anyone.
However, there was no same-sex partnership.
You have these modern Christian churches really Attention pay for what as the rules they devise.
You can be openly gay, living with his gay life partner, only fumbling and the like that you have to (mental or physical purity sake, or both?) Promise to refrain.
And there are still people who go for a lot of money into cabaret or buy satirical magazines, where you can still free and their official communications shall also be available for free in the church.
Only gay men who thus so foolhardy out lie about their way of life that guarantees no one believes that somehow out of this world, may become a bishop. And that's provision of the Holy Mother Church. Rich. (more ...)
Berthold Kohler's can
Friday, January 04, 2013Berthold Kohler of the FAZ can.
Even colleagues to come times in the "language glosses" (which to my knowledge was not so long there) to speak, but he is the one who there gives me pleasure again and again. And as editor of the newspaper, herewith one that would normally always give the maximum Respectable.
I recommend you So, I put the now notweis in the nominative, " overly intellectual nonsense "to read.
Encouraging that so Bekopfter can assert such. (more ...)
