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From new - female - Esoteren

Sunday, September 15, 2013

We need another Esoteren that is simply fun.

Since the custom movement with the early death of their founder Bärbel Mohr not just another promotion learned - who knows to what heights they ascended would it still managed the Erstvorstreiterin was still among us - no real replacement seems to have found the Esomarkt.

What is needed is an esoteric for young women, which can be operated via the Schmerzphon.

The Esoteren must be so practical that the Esotererin the Esoteren on Schmerzphon can safely proceed through the intersection. That finding is the weak point yet powerful. Some Esotererinnen not dare or simply run over. (more ...)

Weibsrunen and my therapist

Sunday, September 15, 2013

I have already written not a little of the despondent, corrupt, cowardly men, so that I may take the despondent, corrupt, cowardly women targeted. Should be allowed at least.

The bluesy, cowardly, corrupt women first see better than the bluesy, cowardly, corrupt men.

"Weakness, thy name is woman", say many, so just go on female shares of corruption over, as though he only episode, so do not contemplation relevant: over evil, oblivious, corrupt, psychopathic obsessed with gaining power male no matter what Sonstnochwasartigkeiten comprehensive psyches and stratagems, there are meanwhile extensive literature.

The Dekadenzmoderne has a total made the male to relatively clear nastier Gechlecht. What a shabby, but very umfässlich acting bad joke.

Where the now? And for what?

Where: I'm not telling.

Why: I'm not either.

Because I know at least roughly where, probably much clearer why. Both, however, is still partly ineffable. Or better, just think about it.

Hints but I mean, me being able to afford it.

And it was only in the form of questions that could bring closer those interested the thing mentally.

Which men to which women aiming probably preferably from?

In which memes we have embedded the, preferably where the act?

Who could want such as?

What is the aim? (more ...)

Vegan Burger madness and insanity sausages

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Yesterday I saw on a rather puny Stuttgart district festival sausages and burgers to choose from:

"Madness sausage 3:50 Euro - vegan"

and

"Burger Madness 3:50 Euro - vegan"

I did not dare ask what may well cost a reasonable sausage, which would be quite expensive even by local standards with 3:50 Euro.

I also asked not by me a turnip and leek and celery patty also bring added quite capable of see myself, in which the bowel vegan sausage unless filled. It was probably a kind of woolen sausage, so just the patty, unclothed, baked in a cylindrical shape.

Once there for quite some time already meatless meat sauce in the relevant trade ("Vegetarian Bolognese Sauce"), I wonder who will take probably the first vegan oxtail soup on the market, vegan goose and pork lard. Vegan Kaliningrad meatballs.

Vegan pot roast. Vegan original Hungarian goulash. Vegan rosemary ham. Vegan air-dried Italian salami. Vegan duck breast. Vegan vegan prawns and sea bream.

The madness can be devoted not only to the Plebejertum alone in the long term yes, with vegetarian and vegan sausage madness madness burgers. Also vegetarian and vegan caviar Roquefort are needed. Vegan quail eggs and vegan turtle soup.

Everything else would be discrimination. It would otherwise eventually smooth on the idea that vegans could get them down somehow. (more ...)

Ode to Obombo

Sunday 08 September 2013

O Bombo Obombo!

You bomb candy!

Pumice, Bams, Bums, Bem, Boms, Bimbes!

Oberbombo Obombo!

Obombamsallah!

Jesobombes!

Juhudobombes!

Allüberallbombes!

O Bombodrom!

Obombossein!

Bombastissimus!

Bombastikulissimus!

Obombobuhl!

O Bombambule!

Bomberrimus!

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In fact, a remarkable poem. Rhythmic play along a single harmony bearing syllable. Educational speaker and pull-driven awesome. Which wise child wanted to so withdraw an offer?

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German-Südschwitz: MAD beaten back mercilessly

Thursday 05 September 2013

Victory for Südschwitz down the line.

Having just yet sufficiently capable of communication, Ms. Sergeant Ariane nail, probably not more reliable presumed secret love of the Supreme Hart Holtz, notgezwungen at Freiberger airport (it is the airport of the Bundeswehr, which is also used for civilian) had passed, said MAD-Leader Rüb, he must also treat what may once and was promptly of their own troops - presumably - lured into an ambush.

So he actually, thinking was that he could take the opportunity to Aushorchung the soldiers-sent suspicion now invite from them to not only a beer, went out, after work will be appreciated immensely sociable.

So finally, soldiers' songs were sung, Lili Marleen sent his regards. Finally Olli, who civilian stepped on, said he knew since even give one the best. And agreed, as he said, the anti-Horst-Wessel-Lied to. Only the melody, and even intentionally wrong to twice deter unseemly militaristic machinations.

And what did Rüb? (more ...)

Jesus remained, hanging the pirate remains

Thursday 05 September 2013

The Pirates have just as' nen saying (just about). A young girl says: "What I'm hanging here? You go anyway not choose. "

On a lamppost. Comparisons with Jesus forbid themselves for reasons of piety, of course, actually.

But: Had the Jews Jesus elected its leader, would certainly us both Christianity and Islam might have been spared.

Unfortunately, they left him hanging.

This pageant has cost the planet quadrillion.

If, as some do, also sees socialism as a result of this pageant, there are again quadrillion. (more ...)

Jesus chooses well but neither left nor PdV

Monday 02 September 2013

I know now, who would have given his voice almost 22 Jesus. Maybe if I had not told him so sobering ...

No, it is not the Left Party, which has the Sahra versiebt, nor the CDU, and not the party of Bilbeltreuen Christians.

There is, even if this may at first glance seem a bit surprising, the party of reason.

"About 5,000 years obscurantism are enough!" He said this morning during his Frühstückstofu.

"In addition, these Ösi gurus are pretty dusty from the libertarians; in desperation, because she knows no one, do'm sorry. The need my support, Magnus. "

"Do you mean that you believe that you are serious? Those who believe not answer the pity, because a simple voluntarily, out of pure kindness, something gives. They'll insinuate unfair intentions. "

"That's paranoid."

"What? I fear that are so paranoid, or that they are you might actually not be trusted on the road? "

"I do not think that really so paranoid."

"Do you know it? I understand that not a few conspiracy theorists frolicking in their ranks, people who think that our money system is no good, with intention, a pure Beutelschneiderei. "

"Like that idea? Such a beautiful invention, the libertärste depending how that can lend a button, at good interest rates, which it has not, want not recognize? Then there is all the time that I those which cough. Those are hopeless romantics social. Where will the money come from for all the beautiful? You know, that work does not pay. "

"Yes, that's precisely what the nerves. The think that this is wrong, should be different. The even believe that it worked. "

"What kind of weirdo. Then they need my help all the more. Such poor confused souls need my help. Not that the devil still brings with it the obvious unknowingly in league. "

"It's worse."

"What, worse?"

"Yes, it is even patriots have crept into the party. Some say it is undermined to a considerable extent. "

"PATRIOTS? And then also plutokratophobe? Infernal! "

"Yes, that is at least a two-front auxiliary use. Indeed, it is even worse. "

"Worse? Is that possible? " (more ...)

Sahra Wagenknecht is as the wife of Jesus Chancellor

Sunday, September 01, 2013

I just read it. From actually not Christian appearing spring. Jesus, when here, chose simplified the left, since the non-national, which he did not endure, for 100% socially, what he liked. Whether it is a (involuntary?) Satire comes, one may not even be so sure.

If everything else fails: Jesus ask. At least the Jesus, as you would like them to be. And it was a godless, socialist Jesus who makes the Sahra Wagenknecht.

So a lean, sinewy Jesus, tall, proud, long mane, as Lover and Beau anseit of Sahra, yes, that would be the lame campaign swing. (more ...)

By Relentless

Sunday, September 01, 2013

Yesterday I - so to speak - receive a message from beyond the grave.

I learned the beers from a friend that my had intended Pointed or a nickname a year ago late friend J. to me, he probably performed in front of others in the mouth, which to me but so far none had stuck.

Magnus, the Grim.

That really touched me.

Quite favorably he had used these, half jestingly, half mischievous, half Recognizing well with his typical sarcastic smile to grin.

The behind me brought the still thought it had been referring to how much I could bite me in a topic, one thing that just relentless.

The judgment has special weight for me, because J. was afraid of not a few, you might want to rename the ground in a word, fair to say that was because of the relentlessness of its kind.

This barg less to loquacity like mine was, though J. gladly talked and told, compared to some at some points quite laconically.

It was quite affable J.. His profession as all traders between Kabul, Goa, Islamabad, Tehran and East Berlin and Weißichwo had taught him where necessary to allow chat for a while each variety gossips and entertain.

So did he also each Contenance, steeled by myriads of Indian beggars and Oriental traders, endured, as we sat in the wine home, even still the stupidest verbal Döns of backenaufblasenden sixty years stuffed Stuttgart half altitude sycophants, all left me afterwards veräppelnd by I partially entered it was. (more ...)

From Googlegeschlunze

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The Google is, at least for me, hard on the ass.

For some time he lists so uncoordinated and Zwerch that it has not even looks as if it were on purpose. And it would intention, so they would run raggedly.

Besides my current stuff pushes the monster any old junk from my (journalistic) life forward, ranking and thus weighting is nigh ridiculous.

Dear Google: Do you think about that I was of your grace?

Do you mean that it uses your business in the long term, what shabby motley information you define your customers regarding my now are bidding?

Either you've got a specific dysfunction - because your offer was even comprehensible - or I have been pleased with you in disgrace. What now not particularly surprised me, because after all, you're a kind of offshoot of the NSA. Alswelche know I none of her ardent supporters.

I will not do that to me but certainly the Tort to annoy me about your inept business practices. That would be the shells around the pearls before Hängebauchsäue.

Your small electric Krämer have still not understood what spirit, what ersynapst itself. Specifically: It should not be.

Almost your acts already alswie a Dying, a Vorfossil, a data crocodile, the danebenverschluckt be. So a quivering ending thingy in irgendsoeinem abgewurstelten Hollywood movies. A crash avatar. A Golem in his piss. A hippopotamus, the horribly uncomfortable on Spitsbergen. Zero clock in Ulan Bator. Toads mud. "Do not be evil: Be dumb!" Yeah. So it goes when decadence corporate identity chosen. You fackt so from beautiful, better, lubricates in the Schlunz that the German laughs.

It is now times to suspect that your not just my data so shabby, shabby so under managed; and it would only mean, so weird, which, as I said, hardly likely, as already showed that the pitting, the green mold that infest you hard.

Takes me doing just that I think of any hearty curse words to you. At least not those I deeply care about, if I am dealing with unrelieved rabble, will bring this clearly to expression. What's in it already, if someone, people, as "Loser" means? Where's the pizzazz? And for scoundrels, but you also no good. Those were the bandits with sharp daggers, really sneaky, of whom one had to beware, if you wanted to survive between the Black Forest and Pomerania. For you are not even tramps, so the gesittetere variant of scoundrels. Only small weight counterfeiters. Not even for money counterfeiting you have the guts.

Datenzersabbler. Endabständigsteszusammenklauber. Garbage hustler and -riesler. Bauxitletztverfluorer. Marginal farmers of stupidity. Peeping Haeger. Steinverschnapser. Abkasper. Goals grove Heger.

May I very much so, just honored dessenthalben that I succumbed to your Ohngnad?

No, so far I do not wanna go. Reptiles has rarely raised a. One step up to übelen slimes as far as possible over, kick, where this is unavoidable, only prudent in, keep his boots thereat always well greased.

Was Hitler a Green?

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

A Hessian FDP parliamentary candidate has the Greens covered if their required "Veggie Day" with Nazi comparisons.

This is not particularly original, but it seems the Greens powerful to annoy. Finally, they have so Antideutschtum and thus Nazi comparisons in the genes, while they had to learn only the war and bustle of Upper German-hater Fischer.

"Same Nazis!" - One might as well like to call. Only, this time the opposite side was first to act.

The limits of political conflict herewith are exceeded, it will beep. Since when is that? Have the Greens about a monopoly on decent Nazi comparisons?

You should call the so-called Federal Constitutional Court and can confirm that the superior court, in order that such liberal rabble-rouser can be spent in a neighboring cell Horst Mahler.

After all, they could lead in Karlsruhe argued that there was no proven macro-, women and kinderfeindlichere party in Germany, than they are. Not even the pirates could there really keep up. An intolerable scandal is it when the nachweislichsten all German-hater would have to put up Nazi comparisons.

Finally, this kind of comparisons are explicitly prohibited, while the FDP is first man acquitted of mistake of law. From there, however nothing works.

In addition to the matter was negotiated, whether one may call Arabs enemies as "anti-Semites", or whether this term only to people who had casual, wishing to donate money for the lifting of Israeli "settlers" -Baugruben in the West Bank. The decision Hiezu is postponed for the time being. A language-scientific opinion is to bring clarification. The University of Cologne, a pioneer in gender equality issues is commissioned.

The lead in the process "non-man" Erika Obsurdides-Kalimantour - to be called woman, she rejects as sexist - argued that Hitler, with his welfare and his vegetarianism, only perfidious've tried the Green movement to infiltrate even before they arise : This is followed by the FDP-Nazi now hang on.

The court summoned to Hitler in this context can not be prosecuted for sedition, not only because of his could not get hold of, he probably no longer live, but also because, as submitted to it no certified copy of a membership card of the Green, "according to the court, not intentional, low motivation in the direction to incite the people against the green party, present, and therefore the defendant can not be prosecuted."

It is, of course, outraged. Each GrünIn would of course like to see confirmed as Urerzfeind Adolf Hitler, and now the Hitler. So did nothing done against the Greens. A colossal error of judgment, which can appear very sinister the BVG.

Still staggering ". The court can not generally, only occasionally to decide, just as there is no credible original statements to the green party are assignable by Adolf Hitler, from when are Nazi comparisons on the floor of the Basic Law, hereby casual" But, or . and: "The obvious fact that the Green Party wants to exterminate the entire German people alsomit, is in the best anti-fascist tradition, she makes in the political debate does not automatically sacrosanct. The declared eradication will could also be a mere lip service, must therefore may be questioned in such a sharp manner. "

Now see the Greens rather old. The SNB has first spoken. So just before the election still hold a Ausrottungsvereidigungsparteitag, no, it can even prevent the agitators easily. Especially since you do not even know if the SNB can be influenced decisively by such a step could.

Thus, consoles himself with the Greens for the time being in tofu and champagne so that one at least was not banned as Nazi undead party, the Nazis from the BVG would eventually even be trusted even been that these fascistic night watchmen.

Two hundred and twenty percent in the Bundestag! -: This is the new bold slogan of "root-out folks". (At a German term could be not to some as too unclear, also implicit in the suspicion of treason for a good cause.)

A storm in a glass so. Time that we as Green not only rumpfitzt, but once again applauded an attack of the Allied war godfather.

Do not complain, complains! (II)

Thursday, August 01, 2013

The insult movement could of course also an insult demonstration followed Schimpf rally login decent when clerk's office, so that, as usual, who was committing the bitching rights violations is merely individual responsibility and call the organizer expressly to even the most dedicated blusterer should scold within the law.

On what grounds meadow, the clerk's office or the local police meadow that request?

Scolding is finally at least a portion of most other demonstrations, often is also almost only geschumpfen. Why should not grumble every responsible citizen must be able, as he wants?

However, this wants to be a move against a Christopher Street Day exempts itself alswie a Geriatrieaushumpeln, a semi-blind sleepyhead event on sticks and walking frames.

The want to be really funny. I would most certainly there and stayed on a well oiled voice, so that one could hear me individually depending on wind and weather conditions prior to the half slope balconies of the Swabian metropolis.

Good colleagues here, loud journeymen, the fired of course, and lifts the breasts in addition, its Ausschallvermögen.

At least I would prefer me as well-also a special tails. Perhaps a very special one-off flash tails. Bongos, casually slung for rhythmic support, while a rough rattle.

Oh Lord, what I schümpfe! (more ...)

I date, you're dating ...

Friday, July 26, 2013

I date, you're dating, he, she, it's dating, we data, is dating her, she data.

Those were the days when you could still discreet a Date data.

That was so, by and large, to the nineties.

Each datete, as he was just funny.

Meanwhile, it is made with the carefree data. It is already updated before the date is over all. And who can guarantee you that, if it works yet, on a date not any Schmerzphon the whole number and the groans transfers directly into the net, at least those who want to update with the data for a later date?

Some say already that one should not spend so much data, because it was so obviously not wise. The date deliver itself off. No data no data.

What dates yet you dare to data?

The data does indeed no right more fun when the whole world can know that you have a slippery Date. Many Date pulls from so much of its charm. If it goes badly, and that often happens, the Germans really even less data, and we die from alswie a bee colony that vanished on the Antarctic.

It is up to well that one is dating without data. Somewhere in the forest, spontaneously, no one Schmerzphon here. It is dating without prior announcement, as it comes straight. It is dating simply to mandate. This is the height of summer, where it yonder best is dating, strong Aries children.

The thing is again primal, with the data.

AND HE DISCOVERED HIS WIFE! (more ...)

The healing Bushido Rap

Sunday, July 14, 2013

I think the Bushido class. He has his multicultural integration Bambi as honest as Obama deserves his Nobel Peace Prize. Moreover, racism is against Blonde known the good racism.

The man is now but also really discriminated against evil again. Not enough that the CDU has not made him after his flagship internship in the Bundestag as party leader: Everywhere he must Fo..en under green and red gay mayors and still suffer the last FDP Seppeln, and the Hartz office he gets probably nothing.

This is pure racism, the bad, mind you, that this brave man I consider to be a reincarnation of Jesus (after all, he is probably half-Semite, semi-Aryans), nor the feingeistigsten free expression of opinion holds zuschlechte. (more ...)

Time Travel: How the funzen?

Friday, July 12, 2013

Starting from a discussion of the doctrine of reincarnation with the Doubting Thomas Magnus me reader Lisa has stumbled once again in a new topic. (I ask you to forgive me that I have here first what is said "wiederverwerte". The topic is worth a separate post but. And so it is easier.)

https://unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de/2013/07/08/der-goller-glaubt-und-ein-reinkarnationist-weis/

She wrote, as we came to the topic of time:

'Yes, indeed, I am assuming that there is only the present. Everything is now. But human perception is (still) too slow to capture this complexity. Therefore, "below" we the events and from that generates the time. Actually, it's more of a jump from parallel reality to parallel reality that each one is a completely new reality for yourself. This also explains why the choice of a different faith follows a different reality. And since everything is in the present, of course, also "Time travel" is possible. '

The last sentence of this passage is probably the most important. (I also saw it so that there is only one time.)

I wrote previously about this:

'An interesting conclusion. I can, however, for some not quite clear to me why not sign the same. There shall be liable in any event to something paradoxical.

The "Reinkarnationist" is actually convinced of the possibility of time travel. I'll ask him at the next opportunity times, what he thinks of your related logic.

I myself can not sort it at any rate so far as the cosmos should endure physical time travel. If it there is no time travel police, as many believe, that the thing to prevent total chaos breaks out, should be regulated, which is not exactly an uplifting thought, I do not know how this should work.

One could also postulate of course, that only those people are able to take up physical time travel, the spiritually mature so that they get no mischief.

I would prefer the shoe to me then I'd rather. '

In fact, I have always, when I thought about the topic or discussed orally, had my difficulties, no matter which model championed one, as it not want apart cut the whole store, unless you had after each journey a memory loss what the thing also not very tempting made. Since I was once in the future, and then I know nothing more of it and think I would verdöst the time in the garden chair. (more ...)

"A Gau for the rule of law": Which one? Why only one?

Wednesday 03 July 2013

On the occasion of the previous article " Heribert Prantl about the true bulk terrorists ", in which I praised its video contribution" A Gau for the rule of law, "I just came to laugh despite the dreary topic.

Prantl which German Gau has actually picked that should stand for the rule of law? Weser-Ems? Hesse-Nassau?

And why should actually be only one district for the rule of law?

This poor a district would be overrun in no time so of German immigrants from other provinces, that not even the Saxon or Bavarian Ostmark could cope properly.

No, Mr Prantl, a Gau for the rule of law, that would be indeed a start, but here I have to say based on master Ché: Creates two, three, many districts for the rule of law!

I would have never thought that the Bayer Prantl still so benevolently of Bavaria anthem recalls that he may well have sung once in his early childhood:

1. Gott mit dir, du Land der Bayern,
deutsche Erde, Vaterland!
Über deinen weiten Gauen
ruhe Seine Segenshand!
Er behüte deine Fluren,
schirme deiner Städte Bau
Und erhalte dir die Farben
Seines Himmels, weiß und blau!

2. Gott mit dir, dem Bayernvolke,
dass wir, uns'rer Väter wert,
fest in Eintracht und in Frieden
bauen uns'res Glückes Herd!
Dass mit Deutschlands Bruderstämmen
einig uns ein jeder schau
und den alten Ruhm bewähre
unser Banner, weiß und blau!

Ja, da gaut und bruderstammt und deutschlandet es noch richtig rechtsstaatlich. (weiterlesen…)

Verteidigt Israel Deutschland?

Dienstag, 02. Juli 2013

Jetzt wird es deftig.

Besir Atalay, der Stellvertreter Erdogans, soll die jüdische Diaspora für die Organisation des Aufruhrs in der Türkei verantwortlich gemacht haben.

Das ist dreist, und zwar egal, inwieweit jüdische Kräfte wider Erdogan gewirkt haben mögen; so etwas sagt man nicht.

Nun, nehmen wir trotzdem einmal an, jüdische Kräfte hätten tatsächlich treibend hinter den Demonstrationen, die zeitweise fast den Charakter eines Volksaufstandes annahmen, gewirkt, so fragt sich erst einmal, zu welchem Behufe die solches, wofern sie denn dazu in der Lage wären, hätten anzetteln wollen.

Wollen gewichtige jüdische Kräfte etwa doch nicht (mehr) den Sturz Assads in Syrien? Ist Erdogan eben doch ein bisschen zu Hamas-freundlich, und zwar wirklich? Fürchtet man um das EU-Türkei-Projekt? Wird einem da doch etwas zuviel Islam?

Wozu lanciert einer solche Vorwürfe, wenn sie nicht berechtigt sind? Ist dem bloß die Sicherung durchgebrannt, oder ist der ein bisschen dumm, oder denkt er sich was dabei, und, wenn ja, was?

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Mangela Stärkel wählen?

Dienstag, 02. Juli 2013

(Jetzt ist der Text doch aus dem Elektroäther wiedergekehrt; also soll er doch erscheinen. Gleich zwei sich widerratende Zeichen an einem Tage.)

Mangela Stärkel ist die bessere Wahl; oder auch nicht.

Denn, da bin ich jetzt auch mal ganz gnadenlos gendermäßig einen auf Mann und Männerehre: Ich lasse Deutschland lieber von einer Pfarrhaus-Frau verraten, als von einem sozialdemokratischen Mann.

Zumal, wenn der Mann nur das Die-Mundwinkel-Herunterziehen besser kann als sie.

Außerdem ist Steinbrück etwas unterbelichtet, was man so einfach von der Kanzlerin nicht sagen kann.

Nun meinen natürlich manche, man solle den inkompetenteren Verräter zum Kanzler haben. Klar, man weiß nicht, ob das schneller zielführend wäre und wohin.

Dieser Möchtegernsparkassendirektor jedenfalls wirkt wie ein zu Guttenberg ohne Latifundien; man hat eigentlich nie den Eindruck, dass er einen Plan habe. Als Verschwörungstheoretiker könnte man durchaus ansetzen, dass die Bilderberger ihn mit Absicht zum Verlieren herausgesucht hätten.

Steinmeier wirkt vergleichsweise solid; der dicke Gabriel zeigt sympathische Züge; Steinbrück hat gegen Mangela Stärkel so gut wie keine Chance.

Dass Steinbrück ein wenig kurz gestrickt und in mancher Hinsicht gar einfältig ist, kann den Bilderbergern kaum entgangen sein: Ja, ich setze mal die Verschwörungstheorie, dass man ihn zum Verlieren auserkor.

Wer will denn diesen tölpelhaften Vortragshandlungsreisenden? (weiterlesen…)

Krabbelikrabbela: Der liebe Magnus ist da!

Donnerstag, 27. Juni 2013

Ich dächte zuviel, sagte mir vorgestern beim Biere eine gute Bekannte, ich möchte das lassen, stattdessen mehr fühlen. Abgesehen davon zu dieser Anweisung erstmal die Klappe halten. Ich hielt sie, devot, so gut als möglich.

Das war lustig. (Es war auch sonst lustig. Ich durfte später, es war nicht nur ein Bier, auch noch ein bisschen was sagen.)

Ja, genau: Ich werde mir schonmal meine unnötigen Traktate hier nicht mehr erdenken, sondern einfach erfühlen. Klappt bestimmt obersander. Krabbelikrabbela: Der liebe Magnus ist da.

Meine Kinder konnte ich mir jedenfalls nicht einfach erfühlen, so wie all die Oberfühlanderen ohne, auch nicht erdenken, indem ich sie machte, allerdings sehr wohl mit Gefühl, und, ja, zudem gemeinsam beschlossen vorsätzlich, also mit Bedacht. (weiterlesen…)

Absolute American Freedom: Hail Obama!

Dienstag, 25. Juni 2013

All Men, Every Rancid Individual Can, Anywhere, Now

get, in the name of the United Suspicious Authorities, duly

Flagellated, Ransacked, Erased, Exterminated, Droned, Orderly Murdered

(For verification of the above said read the NDAA.)

Ain't the installment of such a caring, wise form of government worth another Nobel Peace Price?

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Hail Obama! Hail!

Thou, Brother of Brothers of all Fathers, hast brought ultimate democracy!

Finally, everyone is equal before the Law!

Thou couldst even order thyself be taken out by the Feds, if deemed thinking of cooperating with forces that might conspire with people that know people that possibly seek contact with terrorist suspects!

O Holy Man Saint! Yea: The world haileth thee, Fulfiller of All American Freedom!

Any one man who dareth befoul the righteousness of the Republic will subsequently find absolute justness!

Hail!

This is bliss! (weiterlesen…)

Jesl, Heinz, Rudi und Gulgi (und Magnus)

Samstag, 22. Juni 2013

Mein lieber Herr Gesanksverein.

Ich war eben kurz auf einer Eso-Seite, wo es vor “verschmutzten Chakren” und (im Gegensatz zum Autor natürlich) unfähigen “Channelling-Lehrern” nur so wimmelte.

Jetzt muss ich unbedingt auch mal wieder ein bisschen aufgeblasenen Scheißendreck herausschwätzen, wenn auch etwas konventionelleren, damit ich nicht ganz aus der Übung komme.

Ich traf im Traume Jesus, Rudolf Steiner und meine letzte Inkarnation, den Heinz, schließlich auch Gulgi.

Jesl war recht aufgeräumt und freundlich, schien aber, im Gegensatze zu Rudi, der seine grundgriesgrämige Miene doch nicht ganz unter Kontrolle bekam, obschon er sehr aufgekratzt, etwas bedrückt, während Heinz fast ohne Ende damit nervte, er habe sich ja so angestrengt, dass aus mir mal etwas Besseres werde als aus ihm, und doch sei aus mir, nachdem er sich vierzig Jahre in einem buddhistischen Kloster für mich jedes Unfugs enthalten habe, ebenjener notorische Zwunzlallbacken geworden, dessen er jetzt angesichtig werden müsse.

Indem Rudi in einen sanktifikanten Stupor verfiel, ehe ich ihn noch zu fragen vermochte, ob Heinz mir da nicht etwas unrecht täte, tauchte unvermittelt Gulgalinetta auf, lediglich eine gemäßigte Stichflamme auf dem linken Epauletten-Amulett, sahe mich mit ihren lindwurmgrünen, kurzgestielten, wie immer gut gepflegten Schauodromen an und meinte: “Magnus, lass' den Sauerkrautsaft nicht kippen.” (Sie nennt mein Bier immer so; sie hat was gegen Hopfen.) (weiterlesen…)

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