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Friday, August 21, 2009
We should consider honestly earned catastrophic offspring ratios of the Union and the SPD again positive.
Now that no one comes because he wants to do neither with friends before the neighbors to the monkey, the bell tolls determined young men and women.
In NoTime so to speak, the newcomer can the mother angejahrten dream Notnachwuchs grow, the last Looser and especially the last Looserin it now creates within a short time on the national list.
A Bätschler business administration master's degree and an internship at the Atlantic Bridge, and may one already mitbasteln as a Saxon who do not know the winter, like a hole would pee in the snow, in the fate of Germany.
If I was again in his thirties, narrow-minded, inflated, half-educated and well-trained slime jellyfish, then I thought about this as a respectable and secure career.
Moreover, for each anstudierte woman who wants to have children and afterwards whining about what they've selflessly omitted because of the policy for everyone else, so to speak, the most perfect of the most optimal job.
Tags: CDU , young , SPD
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Friday, August 21, 2009
I am considering now to overcome my weaker and for the parliamentary elections to play a political game of Russian roulette to the front of the Afghanistan war just yet to confront two votes, without that I would be the single result clearly to blame.
From two parties who are known it is known that they have used publicly repeated for an early end to German participation in the war in Afghanistan.
These two parties to this rationality call themselves "The Left" and "National Democratic Party of Germany." (more ...)
Tags: Left , NPD , Roulette
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
After some consideration, I have come to the conclusion that a black-green coalition with a small majority could be a very equitable solution in the new parliament.
Guttenberg, the noble hero from behind franc remains sitting on debt and tax reduction promise, while Trittin, the quick-witted Bremen Town Musician, the Germans his lyrical kindling for the eighth year ("brings in China happiness") War in Afghanistan as a knight-errant of reason, as Bänkelsänger of loyalty and honor, may offer graciously as a troubadour German valor and German blood.
So just get the right people what they are entitled. (more ...)
Tags: Guttenberg , war , Roth , Trittin , Wurfkot
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
I have a task for the Hollywood hero after me whose masturbatorisch-imaginary Nazischlächterei now hanging out the neck and I only reporting about half the time history of ideas obligation nor a regular basis.
Tomorrow is not only cinema premiere for the behind-the-lines-butcher in Germany, but, like any archdevils has decided it will be held the election in Afghanistan inglouriösen in which brave American partisans can now considering whether they prefer to scalp the voices collector of the President or his adversary. (more ...)
Tags: Messiah , NATO , Taliban , Tarantino
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Brad Pitt, Skalpjäger in Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds," reviles now "Valkyrie," starring Tom Cruise as Stauffenberg as ridiculous movie while Master T. makes fun of the British actresses sizes, is miming Nazis, funny.
In tomorrow's star Pitt rants at all of Tarantino's film had "now put a lid on the pot" the theme of World War II in the cinema. Next: "The Basterds everything is told in the genre. The film destroys all symbols. The work is done, end of story. "Moreover, the film was incredibly progressive, in three languages, have power, and that he was" the first step in the future of filmmaking ".
Now it gets really funny. (more ...)
Tags: Brad Pitt , history , swastika , Inglourious Basterds , Nazis , Operation Valkyrie , imperial eagle , SS man , Stauffenberg , icons , Tarantino , Tom Cruise , censorship
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Normally I thought yes my mouth, as is so the mine.
But since been largely hinterkulissige cozying between parts of the left and right (conservatives) has manifested publicly now in a joint election rally by Peter Gauweiler (CSU) and Oskar Lafontaine (The Left) highly self on the holy Munich Nockherberg together with its lighthouses, I commit neither to the left nor to decent decent rights betrayal, if I something to say.
First of all, I see this development to be welcomed as much. A few hundred left drank in Munich with a few hundred people CSU together a few hundred liters of beer without it to have come only verbally major gaffes. (more ...)
Tags: CSU , Gauweiler , Lafontaine , Left , Munich
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Under the title "The sad hero of malagi" (now on stern.de) describes a journalist named Christoph Reuter, currently Kabul, larmoyant-accusing, like a small village near Kunduz, in which, almost by chance, a high Taliban leader was asked whether his heroism will now shamefully not protected by the army.
Dear Mr. Reuter, the Bundeswehr can not play at night with their low quota handful to five man village guards in the Afghan Wallachia - should I say unfortunately?
If you do not know this, so I wonder why such a naive journalist occurs for a reputed page as a war correspondent.
If the know, however, as I believe you, I wonder what you are doing when the unjust accusation against the Bundeswehr.
If you think that is, the Bundeswehr would need an additional 50 000 men for the Kunduz area, then you would have to take Mr. Young and Mrs. Merkel targeted and not innocent soldiers.
Let's just assume that you have not thought a lot about this, Mr. Reuter, that would be the most discreet solution. (more ...)
Tags: Armed Forces , young , smoking pot , Kunduz , Merkel , Poppen , Reuter , shooting , stern.de
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Saturday, 08 August, 2009.
Two bent, slightly dull in luster swastikas meet at the 42nd Street. The one to the other: "You look like Limbaugh, the Rightist Fascist Council!"
The other homeless swastika on it: "You look like Hillary, the Socialist Nazi OBAMANIST!"
Both had no renminbi to go drink a reconciliation.
Tags: swastikas , Hillary , Limbaugh , Nazi , OBAMANIST , Socialist
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Saturday, 08 August, 2009.
Rush Limbaugh, "radio host", the dreaded, hated and admired pretty Republican Radiopolemiker whose fame rests on his rude speech, has now taken directly against Obama personally, but also against all Democrats, the Nazi card.
Not a bit, so by allusion, no, something is holding a Rush does not apply to (verbatim): "Adolph Hitler like Barack Obama so ruled by dictate"
("Adolf Hitler ruled like Barack Obama also by dictation!"; (more ...)
Tags: Swastika , Hitler , Limbaugh , Nazi , Obama , Pelosi , Swastika
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Thursday, 06 August, 2009
The stoning of the SPD is a personally modest, prudent man who knows his way around the world; but now I really understand him anymore.
Why promises the man only 4 - in four words - million jobs and almost nothing else? If you have the powdered with the staple bag?
Why does he not guarantee tax reductions of 50% for all across the beds and debt-free public budgets until Christmas and a Hartz IV standard set of two thousand euros for single persons plus fifteen hundred for each child? - It is essential, but eh not pay for long!
Who chooses because today a rundown former People's Party, which promises only jobs?
You should check out a lesson from the FDP. The cutting taxes to zero and the debt and unemployment so automatically. This is a campaign concept!
The Greens also have good ideas: they all go to Afghanistan to help build and pay the one-way ticket out of pocket. Guess who I will choose. (more ...)
Tags: end , parties , drinking , tragedy , choice
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
I'm the Black Baron
Large and slim and slender
Meet always the tone
One of Bismarck's my wife
Know the Kissinger exactly
My ancestors were in the resistance
Were not green Adolf
Look here and see my light
How's breaking on the Reichstag
Am so bold
The new large Karl von Franken
I am also faithful to the Church
CFR she is, new
People you may thank me
I'm the hero of the economy
Collect the banks over the field
So they take the money
Have mercy with the poor
For man as long as he strives
It turns out wrong and Community
Even the dumb Left
So that unwashed
No money in the pockets
Stink everywhere
The stupid mass
Find me class
Drum Chancellor I can
Do not know yet when
Does not matter
I get the item
At your expense
Legally
I am scheduled for Washington
Whether you cry or whine or trant
Am black as over Obama
Germany also needs to be drama
And, alswelches not bad
Even my birthplace is real!
Tags: drama , Guttenberg , Registrar , Charlemagne
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Monday, July 20, 2009
In today's edition of Der Spiegel, the Tehran lawyer and Nobel Peace Prize winner Shirin Ebadi, 62, asked about the events in their homeland.
The recent anti-government Friday sermon and its significance for the "reform movement" it is expressed initially as follows: "It was a really historic event not only for Iran but for the whole Islamic world because so many people from the protest movement in this have attended Friday prayers. The slogans were important. The congregation cried the first time 'death China!' and the death of Russia! ', they condemned so that the two most important countries that support Tehran's leadership, for example, in the United Nations. The population has seen through, who is on the side of the regime for decades is -. Two countries that are themselves massively violate human rights "
A stunning statement.
We may well believe me, that I have never had anything left to Islamist zealots, not even for their slogans "Death to Israel!" Or "Death to the USA!", Where and from which controlled or spontaneous mob always chanted.
The human rights violations by Israel and the US to justify such not for me!
But "Death to China!" And "Death to Russia!" Am I going to find some good? Can it be? (more ...)
Tags: Nobel Peace Prize , Iran
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
I was asked if I wanted to choose the NPD.
I said no and called on demand more polite reasons.
But after I thought it over once more how this is so my kind of concern, and came to a point of view, although it has long been floating around my brain, because I had not, however, detected previously in this selectivity.
As is well known, a large proportion (only in Cologne and Berlin we know who and the exact percentage) of the leading NPD people working for the Protection of the Constitution, in any event, more managers than in any other authorized party, I still chose the NPD constitutional protection to some extent even , that is expressed best of my constitutional-democratic convictions and thus heal the good thing with the utmost vigor.
The idea of going so far in my loyalty to the constitution, of course, gave me stomach pain; However, it would be me clearly by any other party possible to choose more protection of the constitution and to promote democratic than this.
I was a little dizzy at the thought, I admit frankly. (more ...)
Tags: NPD , Protection of the Constitution
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Monday, July 13, 2009
I now have chucked the macrame course.
One of the participants (I was the only participant and therefore not the cock of the walk, but rather Depp eager round) asked me why I then always three looked so sauertöpfisch, and anyway I had a bit crazy and be a real party pooper.
That gave me the rest. For weeks I had been listening to the chatter of sycophants, two nights a week, trying to make the best of a game in which I Claudia Roth saw circled with infertility me Socialize help as if in a horror film of pure node and now this.
"Crazy" and "party pooper" I would have still done so pure and after a Fernet Extra Pure cast, but, damn it, where it knows a Abtörntante the term "sauertöpfisch?" (more ...)
Tags: Abtörntante , crazy , sauertöpfisch
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
I have now signed up for a macrame course at the local college. My coach said it was just right for me, because as you learn in contemplative manual labor peace and humility.
Now I got to rest, contemplation, and this absolute concentration soon twenty years ago as a stonemason; even fifty thousand lashes draufgehauen wrong, and the piece is gone.
Only with the humility I have probably not sufficiently learned there. That overcame us when we looked at the Strasbourg cathedral and the fine work there; but our basic attitude to life was not.
For moved by humility and highlights not loads of other assets not even estimate.
So now I get to the lack of humility, which, according to my therapist, who, as I said is called "Coach", that I might not make me feel sick, but rather as an athlete in training, is to acquire the small knot tying me to the grandeur and grace of creation that I could this idleness especially as working to recognize in its healing power, by and between my fingers caused the bond between me and the Divine realized.
I'm curious to see how long I will bear it. (more ...)
Tags: Coach , humility , therapist
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Saturday, July 11, 2009
Second raising:
A man whose simplicity may have been that he was not working for the so-called constitutional protection as NPD functionary (or does it? - That would be awesome, because then the taxpayer would not only unasked paid for that "sedition" committed and was sentenced, but also the subsequent fine ...), in fact, "the flag high," wore a T-shirt with the inscription and it was condemned at 1750 euro fine, confirmed by the so-called Constitutional Court.
The commentary on the joke, but as the chutzpah of the grounds of maintenance, the H ochhaltung this Schandurteils I save for next Saturday for "voice murder III".
Today I will innocently ask just once, which even the most fanatical and paranoid idiot can to "the flag high" even volksverhetzerisch view or "the flag high" as virulent.
Because, dear Judge, flags are high already generally prohibited?
Then let them catch all, decree, down, ALL, immediately across Germany as well as in Afghanistan!
Otherwise, if you do not pass the "the flag high up" will remain as where they hang out, because moving up, let them pull up there!
A flag, love judges, is a subject matter which is purely actually planned and designed to ensure that you "high" hold it, hisse him, bring up, otherwise it is useless!
In the basement schimmelnd, the moths to be devoured in the closet, rolled clamped between his legs, stuck in the ass or advance sunk with the solids in the slurry, met a flag their general human existence usual purpose is not!
Then it's the fire instead of the air!
So:
"V erfassungswidri g" was an F teeth hold up, so to try out their only logical destination?
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
Are you saved?
Do you really need tutoring in elementary general theory of meaning?
Ernst meant social psychological care?
Help in the state of Irrstarrsinns?
Tags: idiots Cabinet , voice murder
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Thursday, 09 July, 2009.
The computing artists from the IPCC (IPCC) have determined that global warming should be by the end of the century compared to pre-industrial levels below two degrees and equal costed about how much carbon dioxide emissions need to be limited by the people, not to exceed this critical level.
As a sub-heading of an article of the first page of the FAZ because I saw today regarding climate heroes of the G8 summit in L'Aquila, Italy: "industrialized and emerging countries are of global warming a binding ceiling." (!!!)
I only have therefore not splash out laughing, because I take seriously the old-fashioned Silentium bid in a library reading room.
Was not mentioned in the following Unfortunately, as our caring statesmen Terra moving early in tough night negotiations until degassed champagne toast at a blind eye to back down, all imposed obligations to fulfill compulsory by making tolerate among others no volcanic eruptions, plants, the more growth through increased carbon dioxide concentration by will make it impossible for anything else nutrient removal, so they can not be eaten by even more climate-kill border ruminants and various other difficult points of the contract. (more ...)
Tags: Berlusconi , Erde , G8-Gipfel , Godbama , Greenspan , Kissinger , Klimakiller , Klimaretter , Merkel , Sonne , Terra
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Saturday, 04 July, 2009
The stupid song with the chorus above ran straight to my home station Bayern. 3
"Stand up and fight!" It says.
Well, we want to inspire US-american us about it.
Against whom we want to fight? Or rather, we should fight as soldiers because we shall not ask who we want to fight.
Since I get no pay and my general has never been reported, I guess I now notgezwungen together, against whom to fight.
I guess I should stand up and fight against all the who from their fascist attitude out something against banks and speculators, so against all the enemies of freedom of this kind was called to war.
Of course, against all those dangerous Wirrköpfe who do not like to torture us or get upset about it when they see their entire relationship pyrotechnic freed at the marriage of cousins for the good of humanity with all hands from her breathing even Klimakillerei. (read more ... )
Tags: Army , Chinese , reader , Persian , Russian
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Thursday, June 18, 2009
If 134-billion-dollar US government bond papers, which has confiscated on June 3 at the Swiss border of Italian customs, should be genuine, Silvio Berlusconi is a Hans in Luck.
Two Japanese (which should perhaps be North Koreans ...), who were arrested with the papers in the suitcase, were already back at liberty (!!!) and, not surprisingly, since disappeared without a trace, the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung writes today. Believe it or not A prosecutor will determine in the matter, was only reported in the media sheep as hell broke loose in the blogs.
Two weeks after the seizure is allegedly still do not know whether the documents are authentic and who they belong to.
Wild conspiracy theories run wild.
Since I can only laugh. Who would even make since for a mere $ 134 billion today, the effort to foment a plot, possibly a police guy in the children's hour. (more ...)
Tags: Berlusconi , Cavaliere , billion , Schakaliere , government bonds
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Friday, May 29, 2009
Soon to schockiernde images are printed from the tumor horrors on Zigattenschachteln to deter even more effectively.
The German Medical Association finds the class, because negative emotions are helpful.
The really need to know what is healthy indeed.
The idea is great of course, but as always there is a lack our Lebensvergällern significantly Konsquenz.
On any car you should in fact a highly recognizable, dying polar bear cub auflackieren, because of the Klimakillerei.
German petrol at the pumps meter large posters should be required to show the flood victims in Asia and drought victims in Africa. (more ...)
Tags: cars , beer , emotions , movies , chocolate , election posters , cigarette
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Saturday, May 16, 2009
The UFO did all scared Bilderberger In Their refuge near Athens last night (see load article ) Seems to have turned up again and shifted to a higher gear.
Henry Kissinger, Ben Bernanke and Tim Geithner are missing, and the CIA has found no traces of them left.
This morning, Their suites werewolf wholly empty, even the furniture missing, not even fingerprints of them to be found.
"It looks like They never had been here or anywhere", trembling Sgt Major McRushmore told CNN. (more ...)
Tags: Bernanke , Geithner , Kissinger , Sarkozy
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