Archive for the 'Satire'

Superhero saves storm Saxony before hemp bush

Monday, January 27, 2014

It's been the question whether eight uniformed public servants should have gone in such a deadly peril.

What if the hemp bush would only have been a simple Lockpflanze?

http://www.bild.de/news/inland/marihuana/geschenk-vom-nachbarn-brachte-kleingaertnerin-vor-gericht-34408186.bild.html

What if a booby trap would have been hidden under the compost, after which it detonation Kalashnikov fire from all crevices of the camouflaged pensioners property? (more ...)

Maladenballaden

Sunday, January 19, 2014

The money they bathe the Obermaladen

In louder guilders from the people debts.

Do God's work on earth they

When you destroy holy existences.

Your God is called distress for the rest

The overly large human plague.

Whether or Satan the Lamb

The program

Power clammy peoples.

With thirty trillion Dollaren

On their islands

The belly brushing up

Pekuniaes Tsar. (more ...)

Gauck: The penultimate Lakai

Friday, January 17, 2014

Such a stupid naughty Geschlärr as our President is even today not allwo.

Neoliberalism stand in allzuschlechtem calls. Sure, in terms of banking and capital markets regulation, as was already something else to do, but that one is yes it.

Yes, because it is then ESM-off already.

I think now that this man no longer gathers what he's talking about. Probably he wrote parts of his speeches even myself again. (more ...)

Welcome to the Black Empire (II)

Thursday, January 16, 2014

You want to go with a bit more time?

Yonder, where the Jesus sits, that is Muhammad. Mohammed is something virile, at least he does so, but Jesus then slows him but mostly out. Most are already bored of it.

Da! A relatively new. Osho binds happy with the voodoo demons. It seems to make it fun, and they do not seem to quite know how to get at him.

As you can see Kissinger and Brzezinski. Yeah, I know, still living. But for special guests an exception is sometimes made. Half honor. It lets them off and on mitpokern.

Links, slightly raised, which is a small tribe table, you do not like the looks so confident. But you can not help it. One has to rely on them. It is the best language counterfeiters. Merciless professionals. Some say the demons eat for breakfast.

That over there is the John-cube. The need to wallow. It is only once the animal on it, and five times the lamb. That is the charm. According to the application.

This here is the rebirth pile. A permanent Gaudi for common people. Who wins, may again turn, who loses, not. Some who lose, may nevertheless serve as auxiliary spirits in weather, it assumes the money instead.

Of course, the Black Empire has a government.

Where this is, from whom she is exactly, but I do not know.

I were lying of course, I knew.

Anyway, allow me the government recently even guides.

I do not know why, why me.

Probably I'm just trustworthy.

Welcome to the Black Empire

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Meanwhile - it is not quite so new - is increasingly being hawked, the German National Socialists had anticipated the EU, designed something like the EU, longed for and finally helped vigorously as they arise.

But they were obviously willing to lose on the back of their people the Second World War. Finally, there were socialists. Since the National is always advancing.

The Nazis have thus lost the Second World War in appearance only. You now gain via Brussels.

What a Konkokt!

The war came after six years.

If you want to us Germans now even more so the EU reindrehen behind your back, the Euro, the whole shite who served there?

Yeah, I hear it already trapsen, so after Scientologenmanier: German psychiatrists are to blame for everything.

And I always thought the Nazis were just trying to build flying disks, which never flew.

After all, but what falls for me. I am specifically when I put myself against the EU, but at least something similar to a noble Antifa.

You can not follow me?

Welcome to the Black Empire!

Because here is a Pike, there is crying Goethe's spirit around him, behind, because, in the shimmer, laughs an avatar of Aleister Crowley on the tomb of Coudenhove- Kalergi.

On the wall stick and Elohim, what's left of them, sometimes they hiss to mask the Aten. Always particularly like it when Isis does not delete it just is.

Gabriel meanwhile, drives it with all sorts of chimeras; the Saturnalia not a little; Jaguar in that there lies the spirit of Azkuatepetl.

And, behold, they all dance around small pyramids.

Except for me.

Therefore, I can guide you safely through the Black Empire.

Over there, they bet on it already, the friends of Pluto, how long to bet on the theory of relativity was still!

Here on the left you will see the players who put on aliens. An even looser rabble.

If any one gets on the mouth, then you know that he has cheated stupid.

Normal loser does not exist here.

Do not forget you are in Black Empire.

They wanted to see it.

Otherwise you would not have followed me this far.

I have shown you so far only a small part of it.

Wohlstfühlarmee

Monday, January 13, 2014

Oh before Freud 'woman'd sergeant free

As the Minist'rin ity also care for their child.

The Kita in the barracks

My happiness skirted way

Playpen and web

Yes, I like free

True Modern War!

Soldiering is finally human

From the little ones

Even the bath tub

So do not cry

Flagged with the State Pennant

The American Gimpel.

And the little Julie gently

The children assault rifle

She likes it very

Exercises and lifts off with eight.

Julie also wants to Somalia

With the real paraphernalia

Or in one of the Congo

For there to play like bongo.

To the Ninth's then a drone Children

Larissa and the other not long been without.

Although you may only inside

The carers

With all Unfuge in flight

At the playground times enlighten a sand castle

So that the commander did not complain.

But even white Rolf, Dolf from the Children's Village

That in each drone

An NSA program live.

From besondrem charm yet the game

Drumb's being played so much.

Mehmet and Rudi (a summary)

Friday, January 10, 2014

The gay transgender Mehmet Ükcü has last Friday Rudi Brehme, who, "a fanatical Straight" that once was, as he outed himself, ecclesiastical geehelicht. The bisexual Protestant pastor of Bischweiler had tears in his eyes as he ("a sign," said Mehmet the press) was able to bless the miracle.

The father of his country, Mr. K. left, represented by his Minister of Culture, but promised that this would feed event exemplified not only in the social studies books of the country.

"So even the primary school children will learn in the future, very different from yesterday and the day that the marriage can be more than just something sacred between man and woman."

The Green parliamentary group has unanimously decided the nonprofit "All are Mehmet" Foundation to call into life. (Rumor has it they have not colluded with the SPD, to which, as we had been told earlier, behind your back "a reinzuwichsen".)

The FDP slurs, and the CDU know how nowadays, nothing to say about the social modernization of the country.

The association "lesbians in the southwest" but has filed a complaint against the Minister of Culture and demanded his immediate dismissal.

"The Minister of Education has undoubtedly discriminated against female homosexuality in an intolerable manner, calling them, this all-male event celebrating, not even mentioned." So the key sentence on the grounds.

The association "Gay Muslims in Germany" expressed his outrage. Mehmet was a Muslim, then still grew Fatima, to suggest an apostate so that had been used by the state government in the most perfidious manner to that Islam is self-evident lifestyles intolerant. The fact that the marriage had also taken place on a Friday, was another, intolerable affront.

A real tirade came "We eV other generals" from: "We can not understand why no member of the Bundeswehr in dress uniform, at least one main woman or a man Sergeant Major, invited to the ceremony and was honored accordingly. Constantly being family, spoken by improving the acceptance of the armed forces, their better integration in the society, but they are the face of this unprecedented scandal obviously just empty words. Around the world, we must bleed and die for those who marginalize and ignore us. For spiritual and moral traitor. "

Even the teachers' union was not entirely happy with the event.

Their spokeswoman, Frauke Himmelstoß said, rather indignantly: "We would have wished that the Minister of Education had loaded a few gay and lesbian teachers on the outing, even a few of those who are daily in the school at the front, publicity the hand shake: That would be a real signal for all students and all of our colleagues have been ".

Also, some media engraving sparkled.

For example, the Stuttgarter Zeitung, in a feature article ("culture areas in the state under control?") By Timo Treitschke: "One puzzling in some circles in the southwest already, which is why the Minister of Education has not even scheduled a formal reception of the couple. Why was there not at least a little child and folk festival? "

The Frankfurter Rundschau: "There was a general invitation to the regional and national press, but not even a travel allowance for our editor Felicitas von Rosenberg. The greed drives the Schwaben So even then, when it finally comes to be or not social. "

A YouTube video of Google has been blocked.

A young (extreme right?) Comedy troupe ("The Anonymous Anusse") - here several criminal charges of sedition - had a movie made through the network, the spread on the school grounds at lightning speed.

Also of copyright heedless, the perpetrators had bawled to the tune of Helge Schneider's new hit: "What is wrong in this country? All people anschwulen go, but I do not! But I have no queerness! Queerness I only like when it is very far away! "

Cheeky Fortunately for these hate criminals, so lawyers that they should be tried as a juvenile yet. Should they not rather extreme compounds are converted, so like good defenders they can still bang out on probation.

Meanwhile, the Ministry of Justice is working on a template, such as the dissemination of the video, youth culture can be now found under special punishment.

Particularly problematic here: Also twelve and thirteen-year-old, so children of criminal responsibility, it spread masse. It must also fall playing punishable. And be especially considered whether the parents can not be held liable in this case, or lowered the age of criminal responsibility.

In the Stuttgart government district is already biting, meanwhile something on the lips. "Des was oifach sauschlechd vorbereided, human child!" - If the father of the country, in small groups, have very fierce, growling for his älblerische kind.

Meanwhile, it is, enjoy the textbook publishers. You always expect new editions that will be replaced by ever new editions.

The Minister of Education will have to learn. Two or three such media appearances, and he is sacked from the LV and afterwards sunk by his comrades in any station hole.

Glorification of homosexuality ...

Friday, January 10, 2014

Now they rotate through completely.

This is so great with homosexuality, that any one kicker, the "outed" himself, is everywhere hinanstilisiert erstseitig hero.

It is so great that it will be soon declared in Baden-Württemberg schoolchildren not only in biology, but in all subjects. Of course incidentally also transgender and so on.

If you do not find class, which is, well siewissenschon or so.

The mirror speaks of incitement whether a petition against the plans of the rainbow err in Stuttgart; fact there is no trace of agitation in my opinion.

Even the FAZ condemned the petition ... they are distorted again ...

https://www.openpetition.de/petition/online/zukunft-verantwortung-lernen-kein-bildungsplan-2015-unter-der-ideologie-des-regenbogens

In the new quota Republic, in which only about nichtabrahamitische (possibly Christian) white hetero men jokes may not be made ​​without a disability, an interesting solution offers: The Muslims are allowed to practice with the girls and the rainbow alone socialization.

At the high school course.

The rest comes to special schools, has math, science and geography, so learn punishment for his other altgestrige privileged awareness there even old Spachen is so deservedly intellectual Prekariat.

This will then later clean the toilets on the equality bodies, the faculties of Gender Studies, etc., the scruffy tofu carry away, in front of the mosque sweep the alley.

"Homophobia"?

I have fear of gays? Before even lesbians?

How so?

The more gays there are, the more hetero women are free, and the more there are lesbians to the less hetero women are newly released. That should balance out yet.

I do not envy the teachers who are to be set from 2015 in Vorarlberg, which is sunbathe.

Although I am not State schoolmaster, but in the trade, and therefore I know teaching situations as well as the youth of today that will be difficult to completely umgegendert in one year.

Enjoy the re-education.

The Romans are crazy.

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One can only wonder whether the Jews who can not afford private school, will send their children prefer to special schools or at the rainbow high schools, where they learn with Goymädchen and Muslims and other Allerlei homo and transphobia, etc. instead of German, Maths and English are.

And many Muslims is not out yet and whether they prefer to send their children to be on Regenbogengymmi or not but rather on a good special school: even if there are more Jews.

So the Muslim elite with the poor Jews and the normal German guys will land on the special schools.

Unless you denied Muslim and Jewish boys access to the special school.

Otherwise it will probably not go.

The new EU-tolerance ID is rich

Thursday 09 January 2014

I did yesterday, just after Epiphany, brought me the new EU-tolerance identification in the city.

He was from then available at the passport office and for the first 50 Stuttgart itself without filling out questionnaire in vain.

One only had to sign that as their citizens, was tolerant in the sense of the EU.

And presto, it went surprisingly quickly, the orange-green plastic card on the table.

Only valid on presentation of their identity card No ... for the Lord ...

Now I feel a bit safer. Should I again be turned on by any oblique bird, so I show him my ID card EU-tolerance, and he will be yet even more careful if he wants me spank at all. I can tell who it was, no matter who was it then that. And it will not be easy to demonstrate that I get because of my notorious intolerance on the nose, so to speak, so rightly or not, or maybe even too little.

So anyway, as I understand it, the authorities promise. They said of course not as directly.

I've also saved the announced 25 Euros (ie almost 20 Mark!) That needs the rest will shell out in future for this protection document, also fill in for a special questionnaire, by and by all, even the Intoleranzverdächtigste, I volunteer at my , nimble initial entry into the system will be considered as particularly aligned and non-suspect, me of course would be an extra.

I know clearly that they have somehow zusammenmikrochippiert the thing with my personnel, but what is likely to be of advantage soon, if certain premises, taken with the best manners and clean appearance, not referenced suddenly without explanation or especially not in this will be by no such protection.

Who wants to follow me on stupid, stand up must sooner.

Also, state law enforcement officers without EU-tolerance card I will. With mine as well, only more energetic, confront when they come to me stupid I will watch every single one of them at the tip of the nose, in what way they are intolerant specifically to me and explain to him how quickly, especially without identity, for it potentially quite questionable, goes to his VorgesetztIn.

And yes, of course, that will not last forever. Once everyone such a thing has forced my special legitimation what, but the age of legitimation is considered EU-tolerance citizens no longer really so elitist, it will be still meaningful, shew a certified EU-tolerance citizenship of the first avant-garde.

Real horny,. With the identification

The Ballad of Lauer Bauer

Sunday 05 January 2014

It had the Quack in tails' nen bag.

For this Pack ', the paint, pulled, bent the trough.

In the trough, clear, constitute, he lied, freedom is hidden

He Alswelche equal, a string, like awakened.

The trembling, still ask because he wants to say anything more.

Such vermin whose Gebeiß ', he does not want to wear while hunting.

But he probably still something like Pistol '

With which he schießet, so he seint, he says

On the hat, the courage of the Ungenehm

The him, the over of over

Not notmäßig obedient salute.

Because it is acidic, the watch manufacturer.

Almost as if it were in jail, is strack him in tails of the bag.

Jetzo but he has yet Christ, the holet, gestohlet,

He made the Mistus.

No Gewinst? You're crazy!

On that, feignass, but still go in the knee,

Who never stand anyway.

But, yes soch as doeth crashes's a brothel,

Where he still stood degree, degree, bland verschwund,

And, phew, in the air he was ruff.

France: Masonic terrorist group

Saturday, January 04, 2014

France has classified the Masons as a terrorist organization.

Oh, no, I see just as well what was confused.

Stupid news agency.

Rothschild houses are no longer properly on Zack.

It was Egypt, and it was the Muslim Brotherhood.

Originating yes, as far as we know, from the British rather than the French.

So more of a Rothschild as from the other.

When I hear brothers, I'm always confused always the same.

I'm just rather sisters. Then, but not necessarily only sisterly. How should go too?

All very wirrsam.

Understand the one.

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Not only the French Freemasons of course could easily be viewed as a terrorist organization with as much right as the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood.

If you look at the work of the French Freemasons for well over two centuries, so the Egyptians appear as the novices.

You lie and cheat, just as you get up in the morning already.

The Freemasons are Egyptians, and the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood thus French. Where is the difference? We want about racially discriminate?

The only thing it seems to me, what the French Masonic Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood still have ahead of Germanic point of view, is probably that they may eat and drink better.

France is there still more tolerant than Egypt.

This is often in poor copies just so that they soften slightly.

So even act like a pyramid alswie a hill.

And the obelisk is a red Bouteille.

Punishable gestures and greetings. Freedom only for people that count.

Saturday, January 04, 2014

No, I do not now again chosen the title "Nazi salute" or "Quenelle" deliberately.

I do not mean to go purely phenomenological to the cause even more.

I'm actually intrigued that a outstretched arm symbolizes the non-allowable down now, punishable arm is at the top, the one in France officially does so.

Even more reprehensible gestures. The never known as obscene. Even the gesture to counter criminal gesture shortly before prosecution.

In what states there is such a thing?

There is that, obviously (my favorite word in such contexts, always, if it is true), in France.

What, indeed, I spin more when the military salute, right hand, arm bent, in the form of Wunjo Rune, at the end, common worldwide, the hallmark of so-called or even real "anti-Semites" (the word for the reasons of its usual, endemic Incorrect use quotation marks) is?

May then only one on-duty soldier salute so only in the service?

So, as he may also carry Odalsrunen, from the main box to the colonel But, but only in the service? (Well, he may with such a uniform even yet to Lidl.)

The gestural greetings should be prohibited altogether. The EU will know by their total tolerance projects, soon determined yet ruchbarer to set up and determined to make a good case.

If France pioneer, Germany will surely creeping after.

One can indeed in terms of tolerance to splash out.

Each batch of intolerance belongs strictly prohibited.

Here is also hard to punish.

We are talking about the freedom of the people that count.

Nazi salute (Quenelle) (III)

Saturday, January 04, 2014

Would it be politically correct, so they asked now, as a French "negro" could spread the currently popular "Nazi salute"?

The right arm tightly below.

France certainly seems to have such a big problem with the fact that the Home Secretary is said to have been threatened with a ban for the appearance with the cute comedian Dieudonné name.

An anti-Semitic content of the gesture is not proven, lawyers say.

Here goes the left arm, as far as I've found out so far's on the down stretched rights or even his heart.

The "multicultural" youth of France and all sorts of protest mob of links and of the law seems so patently evil greeting to like.

Let's see what the prosecutors when he spills over to Germany.

Is it possible for a right arm down soon also be verknackt, in any case, if the left held to strange, as before for former top?

What about the left-handed? How are their arms to assess if below or above?

The best bet is probably soon without arms on the street, and if you do not hinkriegt, then in such a shapeless sack, that no one can accurately demonstrate how the arms are straight.

Let's times but not too many jokes about such a serious thing.

How could it happen that Jews, indeed the whole system, the Masons, feel that in France every corner house, attacked by untigen poor?

Substantially orchestrated by a "negro"?

Well, I come first unfortunately only for an explanation.

It has so driven in France with the laws and the so-called culture of commemoration and tolerance and hypocrisy to the tolerance on the tip, so that you can already begging for mercy, the establishment that allowed the right arm demonstratively below. You get what you call for.

Maybe there will be a movement soon in Sweden and Norway, which is characterized in comparable radical that they walk around with buttons that say: "I never have a hard-on. At least not for women. "

That did indeed to the Assange affair, the madness there.

Quenelles are actually a kind of elongated, slightly pfriemförmige dumplings. What if the people in D suddenly call bacon dumplings, knowing how dirty they provoke it?

It comes already (ok, only I'm coming) on ​​the idea that the time for all kinds of strange symbolism, any protest sake, must be ripe.

Because if you already should no longer hold in the mother country of tolerance right arm down, is already powerful what lazy, you could, something vulgar, say, the shit is steaming on.

What do the people next?

The left foot obliquely Squaring salute?

Stoop strange?

Twice, only with the right eye, blink?

Demonstratively keep her Schmerzphon down?

May well be that not only the French prosecutors get more to do than they would like.

We study symbol customer. We arrange the icons to exactly follow the symbol and diligent criminals. Maybe that helps Dan Brown. Who knows at least a little to the effect of which symbols are from loved ones.

Pike is unfortunately already dead. Maybe the helpful Council had known. Or Coudenhove-, the Kalergi.

One could, after all, German, Joschka Fischer and Helmut Schmidt ask for help, at least know what is able to achieve so Bohemian Grove, in the logic symbol.

Did not even hurt the Chancellor with her Odalsrunen-hand greeting klariter the German constitution does not exist?

We are as truly in heavy waters.

Just be nice, and they are also good

Friday 03 January 2014

It is simply adorable, and then grows no priest and no money jackal, and their assassins are permanently unemployed, that they hire themselves decently.

You go, so to speak, voluntarily, in probation.

Meanwhile, the priests and the money jackals suffocate easily almost because they are wealthy, recognized their self-awareness Mind, eventually feel very miserable.

So they are all having to Hartz limit, donated entirely understandable only do Wohltätigstes.

You will even hand out at the tables not only of themselves.

You act spoon up all Lugzins daily voluntarily for us.

Yes: We just need to be loved.

Tell me my esoteric side.

It says that clearly.

So now I'm just loving from.

That yes I always wanted to be.

"Was there ever gay Enlightened?" (Osho and homos)

Friday 03 January 2014

'Berlin arrived from google.de on " Osho about homosexuals "News from mutton castle "by searching for was there ever gay enlightened . '

Just found.

This is now probably one of the truly earth-shattering questions, especially for the Oshoianer if there ever was gay enlightened.

Why not?

What you have already, as much sense of family heard about how much their own reproductive desire to be enlightened?

The question as such is already a fascist aberration.

What, pray tell, should prevent a homosexual of Erleuchtetsein?

Are we living in the Middle Ages?

It is also however, considered only in some light, much more likely that a homosexual is enlightened because a heterojunction.

The whole thing with the normal sexuality that has to do with reproduction, but articulated clearly by the purity of enlightenment from. That's as clear as mud.

The heterojunction is quite clearly the one who never can get to enlightenment basically.

Alone, because his whole sexuality but a little Earthbound is perverse.

Until quite free anal intercourse among equals, he'll never make it up. How should he attain enlightenment there?

Osho was a übelst diskriminöse hetero-sow. A Eso-fascist.

He was probably gay but secretly, as all the sow.

Eso ist überall

Donnerstag, 02. Januar 2014

In meiner Reinkarnationslehre reinkarnieren so lange nur die Lieben, bis es keine Bösen mehr gibt.

Leider glaubt keiner an meine Lehre. Ich inzwischen auch nicht mehr. Sie ist wohl zu blutleer.

Sie hört sich ja auch an, wie als ob der Lidl sie schon verkaufte. Immerhin mein Lieblingsfeinkostladen.

Einsneunundsechzig für die perfekte Reinkarnationslehre. Das packe ich rein, das lasse ich mir schmecken.

Da muss ich nicht einmal noch einen Witz dazukaufen. Faires Angebot. Korrekter Preis.

Ich las heute auch die Brigitte.

Das ergab sich aus Zufall, einem Grunde, der hier nicht zu erläutern, auch, da er fürs folgende unerheblich.

Da ist wirklich so viel esoterisches Geschwätz drinne, nicht einmal schlecht aufbereitet, dass man sich nicht zu wundern hat, weswegen die Uresoverlage so schlecht dranninger.

Man hat ihnen einfach das Geschäft geklaut. Eso ist überall.

Selbst bei den partnerschaftlich weise getrennten Konten.

Ich habe die anderen nicht auch noch alle gelesen. Zum Glück reichte die Zeit nicht. Aber ich bin mir sicher, dass man – frau – inzwischen schon für einen Euro das kriegt, bei jedem Loddl, wofür man vor zwanzig Jahren noch auf der Frankfurter Mess' lange eifrigsam stöbern musste.

Eso ist strunzbillig, inzwischen.

Und meine wunderbare Gutmenschenidee, die floriert nicht so recht. Nicht einmal in einer Frauenzeitschrift.

Immer noch, offenkundig, hätten die Menschen lieber, dass andere Idioteien wahr seien.

Okay. Dies Schicksal mag manchen Philosophen getroffen haben, der es mit der Menschheit zu gut meinte.

So gesehen sind auch all die Reinkarnierten egal.

Doch noch ein Fundstück zum Beschluss

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

'Seine Ausfälle gegenüber allem, was spirituell ist, kommen vielleicht aus einer tiefen Sehnsucht nach genau diesem. Wer Nietzsche so bewundert, wie er, kann eigentlich nicht “unspirituell” sein… Naja, letztendlich ist alles Geist…'

Diese Beurteilung meines Wirkens – von vor gut zwei Jahren – fand ich eben zufällig hier:

http://positivesfuehlen.org/reorientierung/

A character?

After all, there's something before that friendly mention. Thanks at this point for it.

But back to the quote.

Failures against all that is spiritual. The me. Ich hatte wohl noch nicht genug von Crowley, den Runen, Zahlenmystik und verschiedenen anderen meiner zu wenig spirituellen Steckenpferde erzählt. Oder nahm man alles als Tarnung wahr?

Ohja, diese tiefe Sehnsucht. Nach so einem schönen Lammcarré mit grünen Bohnen und kleinen, ganzgebräunten Schwenkkartoffeln. Dazu ein kräftiger Sancerre. Ja, wenn ich daran nur denke, an mein Lagerfeuer an meinem Kap an der Ostsee, rote Bouteille rechts, allein mit Sand und Fels und Feuer und dem Meeresblick unter vollem Monde: dann will ich gleich wieder hin.

Oder wieder im Traume über Japan fliegen, den Amur, in den wundersamsten Seen und Flüssen baden, das Überspültsein am Gestade spüren, wirklich, wieder, nach einem Strandläufertage, ob in den Dünen von Ameland Gewölk und Gischt der Nordsee, Salzluft, rote Bouteille rechts.

Der Sehnsüchte nach Spirituellem weiß ich von mir in der Tat nicht wenige.

Manchmal sehne ich mich sogar darnach, selbst etwas Spirituelles zu schreiben.

Dann traue ich mich aber wieder nicht, oder es missrät gar jämmerlich.

Von der Liebe, inalsoweit die spirituell sein kann, verstehe ich auch nicht viel; ich habe lediglich mal zwei Buben beigerammelt.

Insofern ist fast schon bedauerlich, dass letztendlich, naja, alles Geist ist.

Also spirituell. Somit selbst ich.

Fast fühle ich ein wenig Betroffenheit.

Nein: DAS ist so nicht gerecht! (Ich bin Waage.)

Und das muss ich hier jetzt auch deutlich sagen. (Aszendent Löwe.)

Und wenn es zum Ausfall wird. (Pluto-Uranus-Konjunktion im ersten Haus.)

Wenn ich soherum eben doch schon spirituell bin, wie könnte ich da noch so viel Sehnsucht danach haben, so oft als möglich so etwas Ähnliches wie spirituell zu sein?

Außerdem war Nietzsche überhaupt nicht spirituell. Er hielt es lieber mit dem Denken. Er war eben, weil Denken prinzipiell nicht spirituell sein kann, kein Spiritueller.

Dafür verehre ich ihn ja so sehr. (Crowley war auch nicht dumm; aber an Nietzsche gemessen doch ein Egomane und Scharlatan.)

Ich verehre auch Konfuzius. Der war auch sehr unspirituell. So sprach er weder über Gott noch über Magie. (Dazu gibt es ein kleines Video von mir.)

Ebenfalls als angenehm wenig spirituell schätze ich Heinrich von Kleist, der knallharte Novellen, syntaktisch unvergleichlich, mit einem Tempo, dass dawider nicht nur manche Heilige Schrift schwer lahmt, zu erzählen wusste, in einem derart unspirituellen Deutsch, dass beim Vorlesen noch das Papier vom Klange britzelt.

Jaja. Meine Unspiris.

Fast mein liebster, ärgster Unspiri, es ward hier schon mehrfach erwähnt (wie Kleist und Konfzius auch), ist Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.

Der hat ganz einfach eine Geschichte von zween Idioten erzählt, einem, der sich für spiri hielt, es aber nur in seiner Einbildung war (oder auch wirklich doch?), und einem, dessen Spiritualität sich, ähnlich wie meine, auf hinreichend Käs und Wein und gut Nachtquartier zuerst richtete.

Kein Wunder daher, dass er in der Welt der Spiribewunderungsliteratur keinen allzu bedeutenden Platz errungen; die Tiefgründigkeit des Unspirituellen wird von den Spiris eben oft nicht leicht erfasst und gar verstanden.

Dabei wimmelt es im Quijote nur so vor – imaginierten – verfluchten Zauberern und magischen Ebennichtzufällen, und fehlt es auch sonst nicht an mancher Ingredienz, die dem Spiri wohl gefallen möchte.

Allein: Die Geschichte ist zu witzig. Das mag der Spiri nun gar nicht, dass man noch nicht einmal höchstes Spiri nicht humorlos aufbilden möchte. Ein non sequitur. Ein Sakrileg.

Wo war ich?

Ja, genau. Bei der Ungerechtigkeit.

Es ist wahrlich unbillig, echte Spiris, nur weil alles Geist sei, mit mir in einen Topf zu werfen.

Das werde ich auch 2014 nicht unwidersprochen hinnehmen.

Top-Desinfoagent am Markt

Montag, 30. Dezember 2013

Ich biete Ihnen schon für 250 Euro die Stunde beste, nach ISO DIN 9002 qualitätszertifizierte Desinfo.

Ufologen, Nazis, EU-Kritiker, Selbstheiler, Eltern gegen Kinderdrogen oder Beschneidung, Leute, die gar Besatzungsfragen fragen: Ich mache Sie für Sie alle alle.

Ich lasse Pfannkuchen auf Stahlbetongebäude hageln, dass die willig in sich zusammensacken, ich mache Ihnen aus einem blutigen Angriffskrieg, der das gewünschte oder auch nicht gewünschte Chaos hinterlässt, eine humanitäre Großtat.

Lange genug auf der anderen Seite gelernt, weiß ich genau, wie man es nicht machen darf. Ich bringe echtes, erprobtes, nachweisbares Expertenwissen mit.

Einzig antijüdische Aufträge kann ich aus historischen wie juristischen Gründen nicht annehmen. Dafür bitte ich um Ihr Verständnis. Bei antimoslemischen Aufträgen bitte ich fallweise um Bedenk.

Auch Rassenhetze habe ich nur gegen Weiße auf der Palette. Das muss nicht weiter erklärt werden.

Meine Methoden reichen von den einfachsten indirekten Frage- und Lockspitzelfallen bis hin zur langfristigen Infiltration und Vernichtung oder wahlweise Okkupation einer Publikation.

Ich bin äußerst nicksicher. Selbstverständlich arbeite ich auch mit Mehrfachdecknamen. Genau dosiert eingesetzt.

Am Anfang jedes Auftrags steht eine detaillierte Analyse des Zielobjekts und des übergeordneten wie anhand dessen zu erreichenden Zieles, woraufhin eine maßgeschneiderte Desinformationskampagne erarbeitet wird. Nach dieser Übung und deren Bezahlung folgt der Hauptauftrag, 50% Vorkasse in bar oder Gold zum Tagespreis.

Selbstverständlich können hier auch zeitlich befristete Pauschbeträge je Auftrag ausgehandelt werden. Das entlastet den Auftraggeber wie den Auftragnehmer bürokratisch in der Regel erheblich. Kleinaufträge werden so schon für 25 000 Euro problemlos abgewickelt.

Ebenso selbstverständlich können Risikozuschläge hinzukommen, besonders dann, wenn es sich um potente Dienste oder entsprechende Großverbrechersyndikate handelt, gefährliche Geheimlogen und dergleichen. Da ist dann sorgfältig abzuwägen, ob Sie meinen Tarif akzeptieren, oder lieber auf einen Billiganbieter zurückgreifen, der in seiner Verzweiflung jedes Geld für jeden Job nimmt.

Klar ist, dass ich für meine Aufgabe, sobald der Hauptauftrag erteilt, weitestgehend freie Hand haben muss. Zu Deutsch: Ein ständig nervender “Führungsoffizier”, der nicht versteht, was ich ansetze, gehört nicht zum Geschäftskonzept. Bezüglich unüberwindbarer Differenzen gibt es, was die zweiten 50% anlangt, Ausstiegsklauseln.

Ich bitte Sie weiterhin um Verständnis dafür, dass ich keine kostenlosen Erstberatungsgespräche führen kann. Der Leute, die sich umsonst das Gewusstwie erjagen wollen, sind nicht wenige.

Hiezu erhebe ich deshalb eine Grundgebühr von 1000 Euro für ein einstündiges Evaluationsgespräch, worauf Sie, nach Bedenk meinerseits, eine weiterführende oder abschlägige Antwort erhalten.

Alle Preise sind freibleibend.

I look forward to your call.

Magnus Wolf Göller

Schlosserstraße 17

70180 Stuttgart

0711 / 66 48 70 28

Blog: unzensiert.zeitgeist-online.de

Nazi-Gruß (II)

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Wenn ein gerade untangelegter linker Arm mit quer fassendem rechten jetzt schon von der französischen Sportministerin als “schockierende, ekelerregende Provokation” bezeichnet wird, da dieser Geste nicht nur protestlerische, sondern auch “antisemitische” Inhalte beigemessen, fragt man sich doch, welche Arten der Körperlichkeit demnächst noch, nach dem römischen (deutschen) Gruße, in den Ländern der Guten zu verpönen sind.

Mancher, der in den letzten Jahren auch nur mit der Rechten zu eifrig wunk, ward schon verdächtigt bis abgestraft.

Statt den Arm rechts oben, den linken unten. Das ist ja wirklich besonders perfid, schockierend, ekelerregend.

Achten Sie fürderhin auf Leute, die öffentlich den linken Arm unten haben. Besonders, wenn sie sich mit dem rechten auch noch quer dranfassen.

Es mag so aussehen, wie als ob da einer mit den Händen gerade nicht so viel zu tun habe, sich einer lediglich am linken Arm kratze: Doch, ja, höchste Wachsamkeit ist angezeigt! Man falle solcher Tarnung nicht zum Opfer!

Hier gehört jeweils wenigstens ein Schmerzphon-Photo oder besser -Video direkt an die Staatsanwaltschaft, auf dass die prüfe.

Was ist mit Leuten, die beide Arme unten haben? Tarnen die sich nicht nur noch besser? Und jene mit beiden oben, all die Turnerinnen, sind das nicht alles Nazibräute in Camouflage?

Wer darf seine Arme wann wie halten?

Das ist doch die Grundsatzfrage hier.

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Addendum

Ich habe tatsächlich links und rechts verwechselt. Ich merkte es zwar bald, sage es jetzt aber lieber doch, am 4.1.14.

Dem theoretischen Weibe

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Wenn ich mich recht erinnere, habe ich in meinem Leben nur ein kleines echtes Liebesgedicht, einen Vierzeiler auf Spanisch, den ich nach bald 25 Jahren auch schon vergessen habe, verfasst.

Schon merktümlich. Verliebt war ich in jüngeren Jahren öfter, ich schrieb auch schon manchmal manches, aber doch keine Liebesgedichte.

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Redsamen Abend, frohe Nacht!

Monday, December 23, 2013

Ich packe jetzt einfach alles in einen Topf und grüße mindestens bis Neujahr niemanden mehr und wünsche auch keinem mehr irgendwas, es sei denn, mich sollte bis dahin einer übers Maß dazu reizen.

Was nicht heißen will, dass ich nicht sonsten zwischenzeitlich vielleicht noch ein paar Worte verlieren werde.

Also: Alles Gute allen, frohe Feierlichkeiten allen, außer natürlich den Bösen. Den wenigen.

Wieder eine Runde weiter im Benefiz.

Da wir jetzt eine Mitte-Linksregierung haben (so nennt man das, glaube ich), die nur auf linke Opposition stößt, wissen wir auch schon, wohin die Reise nächstes Jahr geht.

Deutschland wird so politisch korrekt werden, wie noch nie. Man wird es wenigstens versuchen.

Ach, und wer will, der sage auch jenem Jesus Christus, den ich nicht kenne, von welchem mir zwar schon die um ihn gerankten Legenden verdächtig, einen lieben Gruß von mir, denn schließlich kann ich weder ausschließen, dass er lebte, noch gar, dass er im Großen und Ganzen ein Lieber war.

Redsamen Abend, frohe Nacht.

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