Archive for the 'Love'

From the Queen Mother

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

I had just such a case again. I changed "start" at a post-correction "start" in.

There, every word counts, and there are now times not synonyms. (more ...)

Women caught in the system

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Women looking for a breadwinner. As far as the first Sogut banal biology.

Yes, but only at first.

For women over forty who stand financially, perhaps even off the last dreamy desire to have children, or hers / theirs already large have to follow, is not a top charmer in front of them, mostly still this will not actually more comprehensible scheme.

What reasonable, understandable once all is a pure self-esteem runner. Without rhyme or reason.

Exactly at the point where the woman herself could still make a love Hartzi problems, clawing at the breadwinner principle even more firmly. Not all do. But especially the so-called educated and well trained many.

So just those who could finally pursue their heart's inclination, carefree, do not do it even more. Still dream prince syndrome.

In short: He is above all have money. Yes, success, and status, but above all, money.

I do not understand women. Why then even mean? (more ...)

From an (un) funny lie

Sunday, December 30, 2012

What is the stuff that usually gives off a smell, like as if you were one devices in a Kanalrattenpuff?

It's called "deodorant" short Deo, so Zerriecher. Or Zerstinker.

This is of course a smooth term lie. It zerriecht not, but it stinks about. You can zerriechen zerstinken or no odor using a spray bottle. Outright lie.

As a stinker, truthfully, but it would be the people may not be as easy to sell: why it's deodorant.

Usually it smells so perverse as they say. What should it cause against smelly armpits and the fumes still other body regions as well as different?

That the stuff stinks worse than an otherwise stinks so easily, at least occasionally washes and no corresponding metabolic disease, has it seem to come only a few; or else they trust it again just to say.

Therefore, now my transcription of "DEO". Drüsenlos extra Ordinär Olfactory (more ...)

Love does not lift all

Sunday, December 30, 2012

C. was a hottie. No, the connotation is not true. She was more like a dream woman. In order not drumrumzuschwatzen long: I was once quite a long time (not just six weeks, as some specialists, I knew, for the already alswie 33 ages appeared) in powerful crush on her. (The story I told just my boys. It makes nothing, if I order now make me even publicly ridiculed.) Not only that she looked like an angel, no, moreover, she was interested in many things, polyglot, of fine humor, So down to earth as shrewd, even as risk way, throwing my eyes to find me interesting, please feel free to talk to me. I do not conquered. Not only because I was too zag, to be indecisive, but because I know now, from both sides were other inhibitions. Ultimately, we did not trust each other. I told her, because she once even called a friend to her (as DEN), who was an incredibly arrogant and just as silly business asshole. With THAT? - I asked myself. Later I saw her with one, I did not speak, but, although considerable than the foregoing, it seemed to me like an only slightly elevated IQ smooth Schlunz. Together they did not like me. Then they lacked a sense of adventure. To undertake Exceptional Naughty, even with me where it would lead difficulties likely to be extracted, which was obviously not her thing. And so they did not trust me - and rightly so - that I could indeed her quite funny, but in the end brave breadwinner, also common children. (more ...)

Among artists

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Musicians and painters are in my word often bound spiritual life more important.

I speak no instrument properly (can only reasonably bang on a drum), sing moderate to lousy, I could paint and possibly up to three grammar grace, which is likely to have been very little improvement through disuse.

These people tell me important things. Let me know their views, their hearing, their understanding of important the beautiful, the and how it arises, how the detailed with.

Of course I try - what should I do otherwise - to describe their sound or image art according to my perception as accurate and understandable as possible, looking forward then, more often surprised at how well my pertinent experiments that fail not only flattering, be included.

Sometimes I thought to know: The babbles but any sense dauerndzu, they are surrounded by clusters of experts. Why it touches on so I completely "innocent" say? - I understand so obvious so little of it, how can they touch my judgment as such? Quake I, so that you just also likes to listen only as frog from the ponds that?

So it probably will not do it. At least not entirely. (more ...)

R. and his wife

Saturday, December 22, 2012

R. is really a brand. A thriller obscenities as I made not many.

Yesterday he told how anlaberte him one he had studied social sciences.

He replied that, yes, he had also studied six long New Year's Eve social sciences. And cackled by reporting that puzzled over the face of that Infante, who then something incredulous, puzzled, as only R. can cackle.

In the autumn he described how it was with the dimensions on the Stuttgart Beer Festival, our Großbierzeltsauffeste. In three, the worst thirst was gone; in fours realize you know that you've already had a drink; in fives everything tarry a little; at sixes you looking for the tram; at Sevens you find they are no longer highly probable. ("Wennda three dronga hosch, noh ..." Of course it was in the original so)

Which can really burn anything.

Sometimes his wife Bechert with. (The leaves burn because nothing that will become clear below.) (more ...)

Our hard

Friday, December 21, 2012

We are facing the urgermanischsten celebrations of all festivals.

Whoever still wants to take to him strange Ochs- and ass stature, me does not matter now.

I wish now that the real solstice, all readers great courage and a lot of power.

Children, family, love.

Friendship (II)

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

With the love (whether in physical or mental level) it works so well known, often with many not nearly as pretty. Furthermore, I do not want to talk now.

I wonder why so many of them, if not hinhaut not try with the first friendship more at least.

Always there should be equal to the "Big Love".

Yes, the friend with whom you are sitting at the beers and muses and circulated things and sometimes laughs, like the one can not replace the beloved wife in the arms; and yet: What kind of a dumb, stupid statement? (more ...)

From the "homosexual" suppression

Friday, December 14, 2012

I think that the term "gay" part frowned upon.

For he discriminated against women in an unacceptable manner.

Anyway stands out - I do not mean that I think about it imagining! - That being "gay" not nearly brings social benefits, like being gay.

Do make the test: How many successful, critically acclaimed, self-confessed lesbian can you think of spontaneously?

I only come on Alice Schwarzer and Anne Will.

In the gay presented the list from here to Alaska.

So the men oppress women again. (more ...)

Woman female stayers experiment with money

Monday, November 19, 2012

A wise man should not have too much money and not look too well. (Maybe I say this only because I fulfill both criteria sovereign.)

This is barely tolerable with the good looking; the more dangerous with all that money.

Where a merely looks good because he has a good selection of ladies; it can get used; where a lot of money, they are almost all.

And the fact that almost all of them come an increased risk in each direction. (more ...)

Petraeus scandal: USA a single comic (III)

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

How stupid the main stakeholders Petraeus scandal are actually all?

Now is the supreme commander of US forces in Afghanistan, General Allen, who have korresponiert there's successor Petraeus, calculated with the wife Kelley, the close friend of the family Petraeus umfässlichst that the FBI for alleged Drohmails that woman Broadwell, they is viewed as a rival, which led to Petraeus case since as his relationship with Broadwell noticed initially began to move.

General Allen, who still denies all allegations should, according to "US military circles" in the years 2010 to 2012 correspondence, mainly in turn by unencrypted (!) E-mail, talked of as much as 20,000 to 30,000 pages.

If true, it does not matter how many times since "My Sweet Schnuckiputz" etc. drinsteht, because that would mean we expect after time that Allen, recognized 800 days, wrote in this connection every 25 to almost 40 pages respectively had read. (more ...)

Petraeus scandal: USA a single comic (II)

Sunday, November 11, 2012

'The president Said his "thoughts and prayers" are with Petraeus and his wife Holly Petraeus ...'

That's a nice guy, this Obama that he is now a day for his tumbled over his willy CIA chief who was so stupid (for that I would have him thrown out) without special protection within months "hundreds of e-mails" to his paramour to send and to make it as blackmail, devoutly worshiped.

I can see before me as he niederknieet in his private shrine in the White House and asks for his died smoke sparkled upper drones World Warrior Lord God for mercy when the face formal.

"Oh Lawd, hallowed be thy name, May my - uh - thy general be forgiven!"

May find funny is you but probably only in Good Ol 'Gemany.

Whether the President of the United States is probably fine as it were, to use even for Petraeus' successor in preventive prayer to Highest point?

"Oh Lawd, hallowed be thy name, thy fall May Saint's successer not sin! Please, oh Lawd, beware him from committing adultery with some journalist twat! And, oh Lawd, beware him even more from writing personal e-mails did even FBI Those bastards might be able to read! Oh Lawd Almighty ... " (more ...)

I know myself? (II)

Wednesday 07 November 2012

Even second thoughts again. My second chronic disease.

It is conceivable that those beautiful just exactly at the moment of my past coming had such a happy, joyful thoughts in my head that I am her first wonderful eyes met only by chance. She would, so to speak also the Incarnate short nor given at least one eye smile.

Then (in fact, I changed already) I would have been so transformed that I suddenly before the rest ever more accurately perceived by the Knight of the Sorrowful through this Freud flash another, again the inner jetting out once probably really nice my in no time shown blue eyes, so that the arms back to the effect came only after our brief exchange of words to himself, what was his car around push for a Merkwürdsam.

Yes, this is possible.

Just the moment, nothing else. (more ...)

I know myself?

Wednesday 07 November 2012

Grade I wanted to write about some exemplary idiot; but I put back.

I am writing now rather prefer me as exemplary stupidity.

It's about (why must the other Hailing wait), how wrong you will often see themselves judged.

Yesterday showed itself to me so striking that I am raising the phenomenon. (more ...)

Chaste tree fruit

Friday, October 26, 2012

"Chaste tree fruit," Yes, they do exist, and the botanical usually not completely unstudied blog author learned about it only through the so-called "monk's pepper".

That, from the taste as the Latin name "Vitex agnus castus" her (like also the Szechuan pepper) can not be a true pepper, seemed to me (also because otherwise he would "Piper" shall mean) immediately clear as I was in the market hall for the first time to buy a pack of them last year and enjoyed soßenwürzend.

My negligence as a philologist, that I in this German and Latin name (agnus castus and I still can) nachsuchte not matter what it was all about.

And lo and behold, this mint (sage, oregano, thyme ...: many of our spice and medicinal herbs are mint)? To be actually used since time immemorial for menstrual pains but, menopause problems, takes its name davonher but that was said to him (is - I do not have a spy in the Vatican), he entgeile the man, the monks do chaste, as it is fitting. (more ...)

Contact Display: Contaminated Sites!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Hi Lulu, Dudu and Suleika!

You're looking for the man in your life, your dreams, guaranteed not old burdens?

I can offer you in this, what you will otherwise not find so easily. (I'm talking the same plaintext, so you know what mass is.)

A belly and a beard I can not offer you, but at least a pair of glasses.

Also, I smoke and drink and have a distinctive character's face clearly something more than a few so ridiculous a scarred old men a dueling fraternity.

In addition, I am a widower, regularly pretty depressed, bring two rascals who just like to brawl as they do not clean up.

My income is by no means assured, and before pension rights you also do not have to fear You. (more ...)

True Father love

Friday 05 October 2012

I just asked the children what they would like to have for dinner.

The little boy: "Today it is Friday, right?"

. "Yeah, right" (My heart already, after which would be tantamount, as Friday's front ín good, fresh, nevertheless affordable chicken, because I always not only pfeffere a roast chicken and salts, but consuming an own-mixed marinated with chili and various spices subjected to tidy braised vegetables into the tube slide, it is then two hours to attend carefully when cooking, besides writing, sinks, etc., and after that the rest do, the workload is not small.)

"You can really make a chicken!"

"Yes, fair enough, but this time I also get a little bit off!" (more ...)

We honor the noble women

Sunday, September 30, 2012

When I meet real women, which already not so often, but still happens, then, even rarer, even to those belong, who likes really thinking themselves do not only to their advantages, but simply that, and of course, more than simple so even still have fun with it, then About Olympus, also are a bit nice to me, I can still run the risk, the worst of mind Turbid, being in love, alswelche the worst breed of hope, so smooth the devil, succumbing.

"Are you allowed now, at this fine except for the case, not yet again, at least, be in love with such a sweet little bit?" - Warbles as the snake that bring me in reality only out of balance, astray, for meaningless out if not even seeks to destroy, in whole.

One should not even fall in love with women who like to think that too, can understand and also to laughing boldly with a good glass of non-water.

Do you love them clearly; what else; but even those, and they deserve at the very least, an order may not even still completely without fault throw in those morbidity of mind. (more ...)

James, the evil, the love, my friend

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Now you, after Siggi, the Röckle, the Siegfried Roecklin, also you died.

This is my first helpless Obituary for you, my father's friend.

Dear James, I will take the liberty, nor to tell a little about you and the unforgettable stories that you brought from India, half the world with which you not only so, strict spirit, have enriched my life.

I am writing this, and what will follow, for those who have known you, knew that the hard, sometimes cynical James launched a basic good guy was, in gratitude for all the hours we spent together.

Questions I can not log; I'm going when I have taken me, just take the liberty to tell a little of what you have given me.

You are not going away. Not by me. Never. (more ...)

London Olympic 2012 sex games

Friday, July 27, 2012

"The Sex Games" headlines the British Independent, the Focus comes with an article entitled: "Hot Games in London - Great Sex debate before the Olympics opening".

That's funny.

It seems that, should not be a terrorist attack or city Fourth running state intervene to speculate about the supposedly licentious love life in Olymischen village and paparazzieren first time could be more interesting in history, for the world, from all that running around, jumping anymore, Gelupfe, vermin, Geboxe Geschieße, Geremple and other classic Olympic Gekrattel to teach.

At ten thousand athletes to have been distributed 150,000 condoms.

That's enough for at least 30 numbers for each. (When two people get along with a condom at a time.)

Some smart head must then, after it became clear in the planning staffs that the Olympians would be either too stupid or too careless themselves enough to buy condoms, just have (he probably has his experiences in Eton, stating that a Tight young Englishman can take up to two times a day, making for 14 days 28, plus two as a power reserve), that should be enough, having probably factored in a sharp pen that while many young athlete even the tight Etonianer can still excel at lumbar force many but already own the goods would have brought alone whether a particular brand preferences, so that probably should be worried more for three to four points on the day.

150 000. condom. When a packet is 5 millimeters thick, that gives a Präserturm 75 000 cm or 750 meters. That would be when the Brit had not calculated so scarce, the tallest building in the world.

So there's just the silver medal. (more ...)

The tuition Nachhelfer

Saturday, June 16, 2012

A few days ago I confessed a young musician (30, bassist, drummer, etc.) that I had just met spontaneously in the dead of night, one that I actually would love to sing, would otherwise have been beating just playing some bongos or congas ,

Do not worry, gentle reader, I will post here certainly not as fast endabgestürztes a video with my lamentations. (Or, just the antics, does it?)

He said quite friendly (we finally embraced at parting so cordial as unschwul), I simply and directly tory, then I should just try it yet.

Embarrassing for the veteran tutor who might be his father, he wofern with the women something would have more haste, that he just told me that I probably would have said to each other, in such a case, except being myself. (I I already said it once or twice, but apparently not heard me right.)

So I'll probably start with, at least to find out that I can not do it, the soul 'but after all, thereby finally has her rest, I stand by my croaking These kinds to salvation until the last Finitum. (Best before each sample smoke so many cigarettes that a good excuse ready.)

What therefore wants to be told quite primitive: You should carry any kind with this kind of phantoms and these cultivate even more inside. (more ...)

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