The concept of "Border liner" is powerful in vogue, but so far not well defined only halfway grippy. (more ...)
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LSR (LRS?): Power protection and Sheep Press
Saturday, December 01, 2012"Arab Spring": The journalistic Unsachlachwort the Western geopolitics in recent years.
It did not correspond to the case and from the beginning was ridiculous.
They cheered, now looks a bit silly to Egypt, while prudently not much reported from Libya, we in turn sets in the dirty game in Syria on radical Islamic forces: This is the German sheep press.
She can be safely harnessed to the cart-slavishly an agreement with the Islamist Gulf oil monarchies agenda of the West to overthrow the relatively most secular Arab regimes; and: Already living in Iraq hardly any Christians in Egypt and Syria, where they still make significant minorities, it heats up tremendously. Where will probably run there?
It seems the sheep press but not particularly disturbing, as she has disgraced himself again. I think that's where the meantime, if they perceive it at all, never mind.
Probably one hopes now to the new intellectual property right that you would so again in the forehand and it was raining manna from heaven.
If things go wrong pathetic thing to predict, so no one will then have wanted again.
It may also come to war, wars for power. (more ...)
Scumpire "trash Empire"?
Tuesday, November 27, 2012Grade I learned a sleek new English word: "scumpire".
It comes obviously from "scum" (scum) and "empire" (empire).
It is intended to mean, well, that opens up by itself.
How could it mean in German?
"Trash Empire"? "Schandreich"? "Schindreich"?
Cash Mob "cash Rotte"?
Monday, November 26, 2012Should now - see previous article - "flash mob" to be a "flash Rotte", it would from the "cash mob" almost said of course, a "cash Rotte".
What do we do then with the "smart mobs"?
This is not a first language scientific problem, because the "smart mobs" only one so far ill-defined, only alleged sub-variant of "flash mobs", ie the flash Rotten represent. (more ...)
Flashmob: "Lightning Rotte"?
Monday, November 26, 2012About the new term "cash mob" it occurred to me that I do not even "flashmob" a German word for know one thing that I at least when a fairly significant social phenomenon described is not easy to sit back, at least for me, on me leave.
I find no reasonable, the already introduced, so I have to invent one.
At least try.
So I came because to "lightning rotting." (more ...)
Silke Burmester tried "Do you have a German"
Sunday, November 25, 2012As a mirror writes columnist , a more or less antibajuwarische satire , reinzureiben Bayern example, her miserable German.
Yes, "their", not their.
Besides the fact that you refer to the style of the lady as prosodically weak must, her wit as forced, which still may be a matter of taste, respectively, missing since even a word that would have to stand there, it makes grammatical errors, mistaken for "this" and "that" and Comma is a professional appalling. (You do not know when not to write great after colon.)
Could you perhaps been good, he is entitled to attend a school in pastures or Deggendorf, where the teachers have at least used their time in the face of such weaknesses too harsh penalties. (more ...)
From the ancient Agora new
Sunday, October 28, 2012Yesterday I sat with a noble, educated, no bawdy jokes jokes as fine averse man together, the knowledge and awareness of linguistic subtleties and register as I at least want to call extraordinary.
So we came for the German language as such or the present condition and Behuf same. A dispute arose. Jovial, the beers, but dedicated, violently discharged directly.
He said that the complexity of the German language is untenable; Conjunctive, complex sentence structure, it was yesterday; no longer wanted to learn something; hardly any German, foreigners, migrants certainly not; no wonder it is that English has become due to its simple grammatical structure, world language; one had to face facts and adapt in this direction; it was now times the way of the world. I fight another, even to want to start a renaissance of upscale German language, a futile, if not ridiculous, though perhaps noble, but clearly lost, senseless fight. (more ...)
Still kuhlere Tuhls
Monday, October 22, 2012I got involved on many various thereto, do it now but after the redundancy principle again.
The younger, dumber and uneducated people, the superficial they speak English in order the more they tend to use any entrained Anglo-Saxon fashion concepts without hesitation and also totally feel particularly great.
Funny thing is not rare that they mean by not even the most common Lehnwortbedeutung really know and know how to use properly, let alone the different original linguistic meanings, to impress itself on lectures every order.
Sorry, again, is that the time unless I'm in with Publiko and again have my intolerant day, not so rare funktoniert, "performs" so to speak. Man "liket" it. Although you do not know why, just as the talkers on the podium, but you know that is displayed.
Since sense-perceptible voice criticism widely traded in our endverweichlichten times as vicious offensive, usually happens then nothing, if they do notice one or more listeners, what rotten eggs are laid there.
Yes, the speaker, the speaker, a German word used incorrectly, it may be that may still be objected, but it is an English, so this is true in many places, as at least very rude, pedantically, hairsplitting, as eternal yesterday's.
But, academic crash Republic, see woman minister, now one can also study at the Bachelor, ie Bolognese journeyman. (Even as Vetschie.) (more ...)
Magnus Egalplag, the Mindmapper
Monday, October 22, 2012My God, I'm glad that I am neither a fairly've earned a doctorate erschwindelten.
If first thought he was every man for swindling, second, if he were still.
The latter would, in all the misery, but even better as just.
Also much more normal. And to be normal, it's more important than ever.
Normal than with a doctorate erschwindelten you almost can not be.
Man falls so on no more sow.
In addition, if you still is woman, so good on normal normal, anyone who criticizes the thesis is swindled, each Alsodochsau, the "Witch Hunter": especially when the Hex 'is Catholic.
What do we learn from all over the drudgery?
Until graduation woman should be careful when copying, then it is Egalplag. (more ...)
The teacher trauma
Monday, October 15, 2012In discussions recently I noticed again how charged the word "teacher" in many, often quite educated people who are likely to owe not a little, at least some of their teachers, a red cloth, is the same.
It has nothing against the "Coach", the "Trainer", the "faculty", the "seminar leader" (some not even what to gurus, such as teachers, in the western parlance absolute head teacher), I care cognition coordinators, logo Philaster, brain power battery technicians ... in short: The Teachers are hot as they want, just not a teacher.
That one who teaches, is also a teacher when he gives a different name, appears as many contemporaries did not give a damn to play a role.
Sometimes I've been wondering if I should buckle wisely rather against this common word phobia, no longer admit how long I was a teacher and am so you do not keep me right on a cross asshole and prison guards. And do not want anything more to do with what I say, because you're not listening to a teacher in principle.
Anyone who knows me, however, know that I do not like to mitmache such a moronic linguistic adaptation to Zeitohngeist. As much as I namely sometimes enjoys DIY neologisms have, although I will incorporate into my diction of English fairly powerful, even some Latinism or Gräzismus times, so bockel stubborn I am, if a common, good old German word at once done in Bann is because people spin. (more ...)
Long live TV review!
Friday, October 12, 2012Given this TV criticism on faz.net I noticed once again, with what pleasure I - having seen a television possessing and none of the programs more self - often these articles of good columnists, especially when they make themselves chat shows, read me three to five minutes for your entertainment reinziehen regarding the situation and the recent nonsense 'of the nation, instead of me an hour or even more having to bother with this idiotic show.
If people such as Michael Hanfeld are of the FAZ in top form, does not deviate me grin from the face, and sometimes I wish I would myself well paid for it, from evening to Elf, a good red end of the keyboard hack my early criticism, an idiot broadcast zerlegend, one of the few of the Republic, this reasonably regarded and profit, as a professional challenge, with the required laughing malice. (more ...)
Tata Tantra: Long live the problem!
Tuesday 02 October 2012Tantra sounds like a mixed word from Tattergreis and mantra for me.
Yesterday I had a conversation about the moronic pornography (the men usually circumcised, the women grenzdebil), especially the youth flooded, clear that a thousand years twice Abrahamic Klemmverziehung came up, and the other was of tantric sexual education as a remedy.
Today, again reflecting about, it seems to me (after I had not been saved last night ridicule) yet the more afraid as this would mean possibly, cast out devils by the Beelzebuben.
Do not worry, I will now tell no embarrassing, even more detailed stories of good and shabby sex. (more ...)
"Racism" as instructive blank word
Tuesday, September 18, 2012It may be advantageous even provided if the one with whom you have a Handel, a bit goofy is.
But not necessarily.
Because if the rest around it rather also wants to be stupid, to submit its stupidity even from fear, which is not necessarily true. He wants out of his dumbness (perhaps even no, but a stratagem in exactly those abgezieltes) then suck his advantage.
In any racism accusation resist all those who do not want the religion of submission submit, both manifestations seem to prevail.
There are plenty Muslim Indo-Europeans (Bosniaks, Albanians, Kurds, Iranians, Pashtuns, Indians, etc.), Mongoloid (I save me now, continue to enumerate all), Turkic, yes, even Semites, Hamites, black Africans only, so far, probably not too many Indians.
The racism charge against people who do not appreciate Islam is hereby completely insane. (I do not say this for the first time, yes, but important has to be co again.)
But hardly any of dares this total, obvious nonsense counter.
Even Jews (often themselves Semites) are of racism 'accused of Arabs, whether Palestinians of their oppression. The same nonsense.
Now, why does this nonsense almost no answer? (more ...)
GC Lichtenberg, hearken, your Aphoristiker!
Sunday 09 September 2012I understand Georg Christoph Lichtenberg always better.
He is one of those of my teachers, which is what I already suspected from an early age, confirmed to me that still finds a not sufficiently supervised funny or tragicomic nonsense wofern you only have eyes and ears opens.
You can also practice.
Each Aphoristiker is required to practice it.
Too light an exquisite nonsense creeps just pass you by.
Nietzsche was of course better than Lichtenberg.
But it's not that I only incessantly Old Fritz praise. He certainly would not have wanted.
Sometimes I look in the tribulation.
But walked irgendsoein tripelsandriger stupid spell or flat head past me, so I feel often abruptly better. (more ...)
Dümmster slogan for eons pamper yourself
Sunday 09 September 2012"Every text can be seen with Word!"
I just heard the Suburbstrottelradio.
That is the stupidest slogan, did not take place since the Big Bang.
A run of dementia amerikanesisches garage Klitschgasse Startup tries to Deutsche his Resthirnerweichungsware for sale.
The goads now but my ambition.
There must be a Sublative be to determine a lower increase. Would be ridiculous.
"Using Word comes down to your sentences no longer!"
Too long. Too complex. Do not get most users. (Not even the dealers, and should certainly not be now.) (more ...)
From Deutschler
Saturday 08 September 2012I mean now, exceptionally, something serious.
Namely, that I fortunately -'m not a lawyer - or by skill.
It would mean that I could lose my approval, because I said something sensible.
If I could only imagine what my kids thought so.
"Dad, you have not done enough mischief? Now you have even more runterruiniert us with your nonsense! "
What would I as yet for the thoughtful reply? (more ...)
Comment lines: Readers learn German
Tuesday 04 September 2012In the commentary Strange to " From locatable Handyoten "I wrote the following:
'It is not easy for any newspaper, "conspiracy lovers" dismiss most of their commentators as "conspiracy theorists" or, Newspeak.'
The big sheep media sit in this regard now actually more often powerful in the ink.
On the one hand they are engaged to slander each independently thinking citizens capable than VSTler or VSLHler and reduce, on the other hand, they are precisely those of their own oh-so-stupid readers, laughed more blatant and let down for it.
Self-censoring does not help much, since you do not specify (in some cases) can censor four-fifths of the posts without having sometime is notorious for its relevant Politics as time.
The mirror is now with his articles frequently so down, especially those in which he behaves like a top warmongers medium of the Republic that he harvests almost exclusively malice and scorn for it.
I think it is extremely important that people who find the time to do it (I have now only rarely to comment external), stay tuned here with all perseverance and reasonable mercilessness. (more ...)
The gender ica Brissel
Tuesday 04 September 2012Once there was a Schwab
As there was little
Stuttgart he left
Günther he was
Gene Brussels
Beyond the Düsselstrand
German konnt 'does not he
Drum English
Full benglisch
He speaks
Earlier fed 'he
Günther's his name
Still in Türmle
The spiritual Würmle
Right next to where I'm sitting
Commemorating his bad joke '
Jetzo he is Eurokrat
This Schwabenunflat
German was too bland
The Halbrat
Brussels must now endure it
Not even the vague
Whether the Belger deserves
That he grins there now?
Yes, we local Swabia
We scrape already
Without miss him
But with a bad conscience
In Genack
Because of the cross crab bag
That he could get there
As Unsriger shuffled
In front of the New Palace discounts
Anhiero to crochet and maintain
How bout right of mats
Also to sweep paths
Maybe it was silent revenge
Whether the thing Brussels
That we him there
Where he
It is not difficult
Mid Disziblien
Gern auferschien
Here in the pub
Without covetousness
No, full of charm
His thought
Brought the disgrace he
That Yaik
Where his bike a bike
As if he Mike
On Strike
Or Pike
Now there
Haubdsach
The weak
The Donder
Isch continued
There nonder
"German Ethics Council"
Monday 03 September 2012Here, first, what the "German Ethics Council" set to his uncanny side to circumcision of boys:
"Ethics Council recommends legal and technical standards for circumcision
PRESS RELEASE 09/2012
Berlin, 23 August 2012
Great public and media monitoring the Ethics Council has employed this Thursday at a public plenary session with the circumcision of underage boys for religious and ideological reasons.
The Chair Christiane Woopen stressed in her introduction that the Ethics Council's public debate would contribute to the objectification of discourse.
Based on the discussion of the Ethics Council were speeches by members of Leo Latasch, Ilhan Ilkilic, Reinhard Merkel, tungsten courtier and Peter Dabrock for medical, religious, cultural, criminal and constitutional and ethical aspects of circumcision.
Despite profound differences in fundamental questions of ethics committee unanimously recommends to establish legal standards for circumcision of underage boys for religious or philosophical reasons and thereby implement the following minimum requirements:
1. comprehensive information and consent of the guardian
2. Qualified pain treatment
3. Proper implementation of surgery and
4. Recognition of a development-dependent of the affected boys veto.
In addition, the Ethics Council calls for the development and evaluation of professional standards for the conduct of circumcision participation of relevant stakeholders and the groups involved. "
"Despite profound differences on substance recommends the Ethics Council unanimously ..."
Soso. The German High ethicists suggest, then, by basically extremely disagree, unanimously, that ...
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The patient English
Sunday, August 26, 2012Sometimes even I'm starting to talk English when I think again that there is no one or anything.
This is only logical, because we speak English really only to his confusion to be a linguistically congenial expression whether of things.
The syntax of this language is indeed usually have a reason to pity; but not enough, who studied more closely still the vocabulary notice easy to see that here quite often the semantic limit is clearly exceeded.
You can always say things you did not say, and those who did not want to say.
In language games and four pints and three gin tonics that's part quite fun; but overall here wears a rather worrisome too many Kommunikanden in too many situations too heavy shoe.
I draw me, yes, from time to time to when I worth it, considering that I am, no matter how understood or not understood, can not be called as a fully responsible.
And so that no one has a chance against it.
Who wants to prove when I start it sent, if I set the second or seventh word meaning, not just the homonym endeavors, in its fourth meaning, you sly Meier me !?
You can write sensible things in English, of course. If you really want it and very deliberately starts, one can formulate unambiguous sentences. This is true when the facts are somewhat more complex, as measured by, the Deutsches associated mentioned syntactic disability, alswelche to many artifices like force, but can not escape entirely that a more correct of matched in all the thoughtful way thought but some on a holographic imaging level of skilled set out to be perhaps a Show manner could find.
One of the best jokes in my private treasure is about the simple, so often asked question: "Can you English?"
I do not know how many times I would have ever five syllables so often not nearly zutode laughed, how about those.
The hardest part is when a simple "Sure!" Says. (more ...)
