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Christmas tree for the 2nd Advent

Sunday, 05 December, 2010.

The Christmas Tree (standing for "Aiwaz", the rune of evergreen, eternity and renewal) is a wonderful gift of Germanic myth 'of the world, of which I am delighted that Christians gather around him.

All Healing and Blessing!

Compuer

Sunday, 05 December, 2010.

I just delivered in a web forum probably the most from what might be called a Freudian prescriber.

"Compuer": This is the little boy, or slave, who participates every nonsense when he is not distracted or violently spinning.

Once stitch

Saturday, 04 December, 2010.

I was just in a network discussion, and one participant described the Wikileaks Assange's affair in Sweden as a "petite affaire amoureuse", whereupon another complained that he could not quite French.

It struck me then to tell him, today it less hot elegamment "One Night Stand".

To German: Once down.

Göllers perceived global warming

Thursday, 02 December, 2010.

Yesterday evening, the meteorological start of winter, I remembered with a glass of white (there was no ice wine) to one of the more consistent of my employer.

I, in mid-February of persistent snow rain for hours pittschnass before dredging the bottom of the channel in the mud sumpfend pickelnd afternoon about four, no layer end in sight, was from Him by cozy anzündend got out a cigarette from his Daimler, before hinpflanzte me, me a few minutes relish zuguckte, eventually so just mentioned, ER its stately satchel protuberant, "Well, Goller, how are you" (more ...)

No man Islands

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The Cayman Islands enroll high German No man Islands. The Schwabe knows that.

Star Wars: Dummbatzkino

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Yesterday I saw me with the children again to the original Star Wars movie.

The altweiseste, schnuckelige dwarf jug ears Yoda, who died almost at the beginning of the multicultural mutant pig slaughter, after the young Luke Skywalker still mitgibt good advice, like my nearly ten years old, aptly remarked, still not learned German correctly in 900 years of biblical life span ,

What we want to say that? (more ...)

Chess criminal

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Well then, chess is criminal .

I thought not but, if only because I sometimes do it ourselves.

Television is not criminal, as far as I know, which is probably the fact that I do not.

This world is well-ordered, that is clear.

Dummbatzbombe

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Well then, Reuters , a much seriöserer sheep Laden as my here, it has now also noted:

The Dummbatzbombe from Namibia was therefore but a Dummbatzbombe.

Who would have thought.

Of the Dekadenzdecadents

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Dekandenzdecadents form a relatively young breed, which, however, has increased dramatically in recent years.

The DD (I use if the long, pleonastic word from now on stands) is mostly male, over forty and childless (or he accidentally one, the only cost him in the ex Never Really Holden money).

The typical DD is formed right (or keeps it), works quite good (although it can also be a Hartzi DD) and spends most of his spare time, what he has quite a lot because of his childlessness as a rule, so that the world (especially German) to denounce because of their decadence.

Muslims, gays (Jews he dares not), politicians, Hartzis, parasitic women and feminists are often prime targets of his inflated Bräsigkeit, also, of course, officials in general, especially lazy, no-good teachers.

DIY DD thinks he's a model of social Nutzzweckes, (more ...)

Of good decisions and chess

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I've decided - knowing full well what my better decisions are sometimes worth - from up to old age and to play chess seriously (because I should be one some day permitted).

I know so far hardly a better way to take even spiritual holiday than by practicing me several hours in a following strict rules of thinking that is so different than my usual standard.

And to sit a talented five-year-olds compared with, (more ...)

Stiff Upper Lip (Against Premature Vomiting)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

It comes from the laughter barely out when the reads.

The largest Volksvergifter to help the healthy Humanoidalpopulation.

Consequently it is not.

Genuine British humor Greetings.

Take up legs of lamb to Hammelburg: Translator wanted!

Monday, November 01, 2010

Eben said a reader to "Corexit plus: BP-Genmonster in the Gulf" the following:

"Hey,
Unfortunately I have not found thy name so I greet you with "hey" I have done it to me to heart. Seems to me to be very plausible. Unfortunately, there is no German translation, in my experience, is to limit the audience very much. I will pursue the matter on the net, I can send links of interest to you? Kathrin "

So that there would be good translations from English of place regularly, they carried with me or owls to Athens - likes to joke like a good friend - "leg of lamb to Hammelburg".

So I said therefore: (more ...)

Philologists Sports

Saturday, October 30, 2010

I have great sporty fun to expose Ordered to lie. Raid-like or slowly and painfully.

Brainwashing

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Is your unsolvable problem with the brainwashing, sirs oppressors that they dumbed down the overall manipulated necessarily: So does your your own tools dull.

Learning without masters

Friday, October 29, 2010

The really hard learning begins only where there is no longer living master.

Offer

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The translation of the previous Gogen joke to NHG there for five valid German Mark.

D'Schduergerder verkaufed neie Ärsch

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A back-to-date "Gogenwitz" (of Tübingen winegrowers):

Neilich hanne de Karle offm Bohhof droffa.

"Karle, where Farsch noh noh?" Hannen gfrogd.

"Even Schduegerd" he hod gmoind.

"Wa witt en Schduegerd for?" Moin I.

"En neie ass kaufa" secht dr Karle.

"Mei alder hod a hole."

Brave New World Britons: telescreen about anything!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

In this report SPON the essential features of the mighty Spargrogramms the new Conservative-Liberal British government to set out with a few notable spicy notes.

That the military budget by 8% reduction is comparatively mild affected, should not surprise much. That should not be saved in health expenditures, after all, is understandable.

I would find it less funny than Brite know that spending on public services, environmental protection and other important fields are radically affected, I'll probably weggespart, while on the other hand, aid spending to remain stable. To be against, you should indeed consider normal, but is probably not as self-evident politically correct ...

But here's the thing: (more ...)

The actual Depp

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I'm starting to get the impression that people fear less the guillotine, because to be called a "conspiracy theorist".

The word seems to turn off all thinking on head pressure. (more ...)

Conspiracy practice and propaganda

Monday, October 18, 2010

Just came back to me in a forum contrary, the cute word "conspiracy theories." (more ...)

Aphorism for Arschgeigen

Monday, October 18, 2010

Values ​​goats tip and Schafsseckel: Fits only that one day you will not be crushed on the shore of a dying himself umdrehenden Walkuh.

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