I know now, who would have given his voice almost 22 Jesus. Maybe if I had not told him so sobering ...
No, it's not the Left Party, which has the Sahra versiebt, nor the CDU, and not the party of Bilbeltreuen Christians.
It is, even if this may at first glance seem a bit surprising, the party of reason.
"About 5,000 years obscurantism are enough," he said this morning on his Frühstückstofu.
"In addition, these Ösi gurus are pretty dusty from the libertarians; in desperation, because she knows no one, do the'm sorry. The need my support, Magnus. "
"Do you mean to believe you that you're serious? Who believe do not answer the pity, because a simple voluntarily, out of pure kindness, something gives. They'll insinuate unfair intentions. "
"That's paranoid."
"What? I fear that are so paranoid, or that they are you might actually not be trusted on the road? "
"I do not think that really so paranoid."
"Do you know it? I understand that not a few conspiracy theorists frolicking in their ranks, people who think that our money system is no good, with intention, a pure Beutelschneiderei. "
"Like that idea? Such a beautiful invention, the libertärste depending how that can lend a button, at good interest rates, which has not, want not recognize? Then there is all the time that I where what cough. Those are hopeless romantics social. Where will the money come from for all the beautiful? You know, that work does not pay. "
"Yes, that's precisely what sucks. The think that this is wrong, should be different. The even believe that it worked. "
"What kind of weirdo. Then they need my help even more. Such poor confused souls need my help. Not that the devil still brings with which they obviously unknowingly in league. "
"It's worse."
"What, worse?"
"Yes, it is even patriots have crept into the party. Some say it is undermined to a considerable extent. "
"PATRIOTS? And then also plutokratophobe? Infernal! "
"Yes, that is at least a two-front auxiliary use. Indeed, it is even worse. "
"Worse? Is that possible? "
"You mean that one should not nationalize about economic pressure from infancy to children of the working population. That was cruel, a socialist perversion. "
"Oh dear! Whenever I'm down to earth, especially when I open here with you Germans, even crazier cranks and spinners. How should their children because otherwise nationalize? If, for example the police pick them up? There is something wrong. Absolutely not huge. "
"What do you mean?"
"Well, that's simple: If I were their leader, so it did not surprise me that no one has spent the madhouse, but soo ... Those are real rabble-rouser, probably mostly still wicked bargain. I will not help the Pack. "
Today at noon he came again over his brow furrowed.
"You see me, Magnus, how easily it could have happened even to me that I had overdone it with compassion. Money hater, nationalists, Kindervergeisler, godless anti-socialists! "
"You should stop but choose the Left Party. There are even a few wicked, but we love other people's money, nationalists are frowned upon, children naturally belonging to the company, and anti-socialists do not you will thus transport. A man of your moral size should be able to jump a little bit about his shadow. Just because you the Sahra has given a basket, probably because you did not you wash your hair properly, your attempt at an amorous blitzkrieg, you can not even equal to monopolize their party into custody. Also: Maybe she thinks it is yes again ".
"Absolutely out of the question. This is a woman who acts as if she had no friends, and in fact she has been telling everyone about it. Whether proletarian beer or aristocratic Sherry, even Menopausentee, it does not matter. Do you want about me to make me a laughingstock? You do not mean that you can manipulate me into something there? What do you choose at all? "
"I have now but a hundred times already said that I will not go into this election. Moreover, on several occasions called for active boycott. "
"Why do you do me so obliquely that I should choose the left? Do you know what I think? Your whole Wahlboykottiererei is a foregone feint. People should be so helpless by your chatter that they are either all real or not, choose at the end in the last despair, the Left. They then ten percent voter turnout with nine per cent of the votes of all eligible voters ninety percent of the seats in the Bundestag, achwas, with overhang candidates even more, do you think I can not count? - And, yes, of course, should I make the whole Bubenstück the fig leaf, because if I still choose, everything must be approached with the right things so that with the left "!
He was against closing down right angry.
"Listen, wait, Jesus ..." I called him in vain for even by slamming the door.
Normally he has calmed down by tomorrow and apologizes to me that he has credited me such devilry.
However, I doubt that he is now but still choose the left and also that he does out of spite the party of reason will prefer now. Although sometimes he has the mind of a gifted seven year old who tends a little to impulsivity and spontaneous, yes erratic decisions, but has pretty good instincts for how far he will go in the end what he can still afford to allow his reputation is not over measure at stake.
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* Rofl * !!!
Laugh of the day - thank you!
Well, the Lord J. hats just not easy for us in D.
And the Goeller has confused everyone. ;)
@ Thomas
The Lord's J. has in fact not easy in D. And so, although he has a very competent, very honest, absolutely loyal advisor in me.
But now we have the mess in D, we have, and since J. themselves not infrequently tends to Wirrköpfichtheit, I can hedge in the matter only as good as I can.
Sigh. There he is. Now he wears a red bandana. What this may mean well again. I have certainly done nothing to him in the tea. I must first make statements, Thomas. Here burns the coat.
Since he wears the bandana, he calls himself even Jay ...
reading through,'ve I must laugh out loud again.
Refreshingly inspiring reads it himself.
FES