I just read it. From actually not Christian appearing spring. Jesus, when here, chose simplified the left, since the non-national, which he did not endure, but 100% socially, what he liked. Whether it is a (involuntary?) Satire, since one may not even be so sure.
If everything else fails: Jesus ask. At least the Jesus how to be like to have him. And it was a godless, socialist Jesus who makes the Sahra Wagenknecht to.
So a lean, sinewy Jesus, tall, proud, long mane, as Lover and Beau anseit the Sahra, yes, that would be the lame campaign swing.
That Jesus was socialized by his hardships in the land of the world famous for their altruism Hebrews in the real existing German Nachnationalsozialismus him his companion is unlikely to make a spacing from.
The Sahra, practiced as Wagenermagd in wooden structures will certainly entnageln him particularly gentle on wooden crosses, maintain his wounds, and it is only sometimes be a puppy dog eyes when he accompanied her litter to chancellors Inauguration.
Finally it is him - witnessed on election night - bear a son - finally! - David Maria Abramuhammad Shalom Wagenknecht-Christ.
As much brushwood will be to spread. Especially since the David Maria Abramuhammad Shalom could be yes erquellt also from Oskar. Father finally semper est incertus.
It is most proven Stalinists and Opus Dei and the Dalai Lama and Vishnu Ahararamamandaray and Jürgen Habermas dares bring up when the circumcision is celebrated.
A new fertility cult will increase. David is in the crib, so that Jesus can manage Sahra's schedule. In the ox and ass little David learns just right.
What was formerly called Germany, is now Sahra Jesus David country. The only dares not not change this fact yet to scratch. The social harmony is perfect.
Yes, Jesus is selectable.
Select Sahra, ie choose Jesus!
Jesus was left starting at the jaw!
Only Nazis and anti-Christians choose not Sahra!
Jesus comes to choose! Jesus chooses Sahra!
David also will one day choose Sahra!
What do you want?
Redeemed you at the Twenty-second of your voice!
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Tags: the left , Jesus , Sahra Wagenknecht
Have you been drinking?
The humor is devoid of any humor.
I think you should the item again - maybe intones? ;-) - Read.
Kind regards from apes. :-D
@ Dude
Drunk? Can not remember.
Probably I'm been just jealous that I'm not the Jesus and thus for Sahra as chancellors husband not good enough.
For you, the Sahra would already rather old; if you you have a small Davide Dude doing, then it is in the fourth term (wofern they should not have abolished), some sixty, and that your offspring know how to roll a joint.
Who would be good enough for Jesus, and who for the Sahra? - Sometimes there is it just yet, the real dream couple. I bet he changes diapers without complaint, and also brings out the garbage once a passable vegan lentil dish cooks.
As a PR consultant, I would of course be better than Jesus, since I can better German than the. But no doubt he would be for representation purposes and suitable for the recovery of Christian voters. Why yes, I let him go first.
Also, you will be feeling better pick up the International Socialists as me.
All that remains is the residual risk that millions of women, jealous of the Sahra and resulting Weibsbosheit who will choose Merkelin. And all men who do not treat Jesus, not to have it even for the first man in the state, but still with pretty much secular to something to a woman bred class, select FDP.
The left has then 25 or 30 percent, the FDP as well, and the Union of the rest.
After all but the left would be even strengthened not insignificantly, Jesus after all, the husband of the undisputed opposition leader.