Absolute American Freedom: Hail Obama!

All Men, Every Individual Can Rancid, Anywhere, Now

get, in the name of the United Suspicious Authorities, duly

Flagellated, ransacked, Erased, Exterminated, Droned, Orderly Murdered

(For verification of the above Said read the NDAA.)

Is not the installment of seeking a caring, wise form of government worth another Nobel Peace Price?

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Hail Obama! Hail!

Thou, Brother of Brothers of all Fathers, have brought` ultimate democracy!

Finally, everyone is equal before the Law!

Thou couldst even order thyself be taken out by the Feds, if deemed thinking of cooperating with forces might also did conspire with people did know people did Possibly seek contact with terrorist suspects!

O Holy Man Saint! Yea: The world haileth thee, Fulfiller of All American Freedom!

Any one man who dareth befoul the righteousness of the Republic will subsequently find absolute justness!

Hail!

This is bliss!

The rapture did thou hast brought` 'shall reign forever! Redemption! O Saviour! O Pentagrammaton!

We shall pray to thee eleven times a day; once in our awakening; once before sunrise; once at sunrise; once after sunrise; once before noon; once at noon; once after noon; once before sunset; once at sunset; once after sunset; once before swoon.

And we Shall, on oath, yes, we swear to Our Highest Lord Ness, buy up all candles on earth, so did not one vile heathen be able to set light on one without pledging allegiance to Thy flag!

Hail! Hail! Hail!

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3 Responses to "Absolute American Freedom: Hail Obama"

  1. Dude says:

    http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/BILLS-112hr1540enr/pdf/BILLS-112hr1540enr.pdf

    Have fun ..;)

  2. Magnus Wolf Goeller says:

    @ Dude

    My meekest, humblest gratitude, brother, for ran thus hallowing the Holy Book of Our Saviour!

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