Bilderberg 2013: The aliens are here

For the last day of this year's Bilderberg conference, the aliens really came.

That was clear, set a reader Jochen disclose:

"Two aliens meet:

Says one: How's it going?

Says the other: Oh, I feel again today as it ever would be no me.

Then one says again: Well, then are you really like me ".

Whereupon the untstehende dialogue ensued:

"The Goeller overdoes it with his insolence. He insinuated that it could give us, but if so, only as a trans-galactic freaks and idiot. "

"Yes, that's definitely going too far."

"What shall we do?"

"We could try to put him on this comic Jochen in an appropriate random. The point is that his jokes about us are so stale, that people are finally abgewenden. "

"Yeah, right. Do you have the yokes already a text? "

"The Jochen hears a little bad, even unwillingly, often does not follow specifications, but, yes, I have something."

"So?"

"Dear Magnus, Your Gesülch, slobber, drivel, Gestrunz and Geschlunz, Gewaber and Geblürb, your Geschiele and Getriele, babble, babble, Gehunz, Geröbfunz, Gegeugelhupfe and Gestreugelzupfe, Gebrunz, Gegagel, Gehunthagel, Getreibs and Gebreckel, Genabsung and Geniederbrung, Geseftel and Geabheftel annoying Mechtel. "

"Bongo. So let's do it. "

Now there was but - shit happens - in the ABCC (Alien Bilderberg Coordination Committee) to violent verbal confrontations.

Some aliens accused the Bilderbergers to have violated contractual terms. Never was agreed to declare this year's conference about donations to the British police as a welfare organization. This was most arbitrarily and also been kurzzsichtig. So you do not have good long-term business. Confidence in the Policy Board was deeply shaken. The people, especially such as those yokes and that Magnus, are not to be underestimated in such a negligent manner. To take over a planet where such a loner even partially nor would find hearing, was not a sandbox game. It had gone quite considerably in advance, putting the expertise of partners and trusting: now but plenty disappointed.

Archibald fine thanks, the Chairman of the Policy Board, had a tough time.

He finally asked for deferment. Such an excellent business relationship give but neither side lightly on. Yes, mistakes were made. You've been working hard at getting such leaks would be stuffed. You'll have the Jochens and Magnusse Terras soon dismissed or eliminated in their place.

From the rest of the interview is only known that the attorneys were retained and it did not come to the Shootout. My informant was there no longer participate authorizes you.

Jochen and I will therefore have to reckon with harsh sanctions; the fine-tuning of our Hirnwaschssträhle will be adjusted very precisely; it was decided that as much as I learned more, form three billion new psychiatrist quickly: too much was at stake.

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2 Responses to "Bilderberg 2013: The aliens are here"

  1. Jochen says:

    "... So much I learned yet to form three billion new psychiatrist quickly"

    Ifs the Jochens and Magnusse which are done then, there are three billion non-existent aliens more.

  2. Magnus Wolf Goeller says:

    @ Jochen

    Then remain still about four billion Altpsychiater, we must umtherapieren to non-existent aliens.
    If we each create a million a day, which is still enough work for a few years.
    But if we take a penny per patient, so we can offer unrivaled expected, so we make every 10,000 Euros a day. Since you can talk a little behind roll up their sleeves and spit in his hands.

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