Grade, there was a small Späßle.
Son has a new processor, longingly desires to make his computer in heat even when playing the 33rd fun generation in 666facher sharpness.
Did he explained to me that his mentor had electrical box it means there must be some before installation paste it emphasize best using a credit card (!).
I replied that he should make up the with that, I understand how he but knew pretty much a bit of everything, except computers. "Oh, yes, and maybe tear from women; I understand it in fact is not too much. "
He did not laugh, I just.
Strangely enough, women are even now really no closely related computing machinery; two BWA hardly be more different when computers and women. (Well, women sometimes fall off, sometimes almost as inexplicably, patience is not uncommon with both needed, so there should the similarities of the two entities but probably be quite exhausted.)
Computers are fundamentally stupid and totally lacking instinct; Computer does not wash and could be turned on by each; Computer work binary; Computer never drink even a glass of wine; Computers are never self-powered.
Computers have no grace (for me at least not obvious to some but already). Computers can be order in general. Computers are, at least when reconfigured and not broken, do not hold grudges.
No wonder that many prefer to permanently rumfummelt on his computer. More than a 230 wide-rush current when very careless, he can not catch up since. The one survives with healthy hearts usually.
Computer even have a stop button. If not do you pull the plug and certainly has its peace. In the worst case, take out the battery.
Computers get any bläkenden little critters when you are not careful. Although they usually become obsolete faster than women, but these are new significantly cheaper.
Oh, What I chat again because just in front of me ...
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Wiebittewas? Computers have no grace?
Guggst you here:
http://www.chip.de/ii/148835673_f1ccc0b111.jpg
Is it nothing graceful?
Or here:
http://www.chip.de/bildergalerie/Case-Modding-Meisterschaft-IFA-2006-Galerie_21760561.html
There are people who miss their PCs more plastic surgery than their wives, if present, could ever gotten in their lives.
For Credit Card: Why so complicated? He is the thermal grease just thin it swipe. What is too much, swells due to the pressure of the cooler and the temperature out to the sides. And air pockets are today, in which waste heat whit what do today's processors, compared to the previous generations no longer so wild. Unless he now has NEN Processor with 125W TDP, which I do not go out there should take it a little more closely.
Both puzzling mysteries beyond compare, with women but are clearly many times mysterious, because computers can - with a lot of will, patience and discipline - quite understand what is probably due to their binary structure, and its structured nature. :-)
In contrast to the women they can not drink under the table, but they can be from (no, not "on", you bastards!;-)) Hurdles table.
The reason for this striking difference is actually quite simple: computers are tools or instruments while women are rather divine individuals, sometimes even misunderstood goddesses, but these days unfortunately extremely rare.
But to not even falling into chatter, I transmit herewith better times ...
@ Thomas & Dude
So the first beauty that you have linked here about Computeranmut to view, looks like a large volume V-zylindriger moped engine with powerful patch Weißblechhupe. Finest Rechnerakt. (Dude: If you want to drink this block Bertl under the table, you should be careful, better wear safety boots.)