Luckily I have my first Pöhm been that of the Selt, now behind me.
Time, therefore, to write in prose something "trashy" or very Serious to process the feeling of liberation appropriate.
How about but to warp back to normal business, moved here with a mixture of both, so maybe garbage about serious things?
"Have you said that would Tirke aufschtelle rocket from Daitsche un 'NATO, but Tirke would shoot when Luscht have.
Pirate've wanted EU country, nothing more Daitschland.
The Stone Brick is rascal. But nothing geiebte. No Ausstahlung. KannNix make Leite frehlich. "
"Why can not Steinbrück make people happy? And Merkel, who makes the people but not exactly happy?
"Musstu understand the woman is' much more skilful, can not keep up with Stone Brick."
"Why?"
"The woman much geiebter in slot ear. Although Jingere has much more experience. "
"How is that reflected?"
"If going to Biehne and if shit looks always the boss."
"How does she do that?"
"Has learned from the Communists. And well done school and then learned here in the West. Learned a lot that has cold woman. And iberall time is cold fir women in Daitschland. "
"To what do you attribute this to?"
"Men understand nothing! Make cold wives big capital! Men remember nothing! Men's stupid! "
"You mean, if I may summarize so that capitalism - ehm - cold women and stupid men produce?"
"Yes, I've told so. What sonscht ish capitalism? Women cold, and stupid men. This is how the capitalism. "
"And in communism, how it is there?"
"Communism only offshoot of capitalism. Not even the Chinese have managed to hold out. Beese slit ear in communism. Bad slot ear. "
"How do you assess the current world political situation?"
"Ish Bledsinn, with the Arabs."
"Could you be more specific?"
"Nix ish clear with Arabs. Make meglichscht nothing. "
"So you advocate a policy of Sichheraushaltens, of looking away at all?"
Make "business nothing if messed with slit ear. Must know right ear slit, then perhaps do business. "
"You mean, you want to wait calmly, engage not too much to not lightly to be set to false horses?"
"That's what I said."
(A continuation of the interview with our exclusive informant and expert in geopolitics, the pseudonym "Harissa" is being planned.)
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Tags: Angela Merkel , Satire , Steinbrück
