I have just inveigled me a few reviews of the new James Bond movie.
It should indeed be quite finished it, but at least another pretty unschwuler full Macho.
Questions we'd better not know if Alice Schwarzer departs secretly to him; Run like to search for target alia.
What makes Bond (Daniel Craig) come next?
It runs completely amok?
Where could he do that, so that the audience hoots?
In the Kremlin?
Since Putin would break him well hand the Genack.
In the party headquarters of the Red Chinese Communist Party?
Shaolin larynx shock end.
In Tokyo's red light district?
Yakuza, Samurai Sword, turnip from.
In Berlin, near Warsaw goal?
A morning at half Fünfe of vollstoneden punks erworfener using beer bottles Bond would be too embarrassing for the Empire.
In the Louvre?
Against Freemasons and young children occurs at Bond not.
Bohemian Grove?
Abmurksen Perverse old sacks is not his style.
The Tavistock Institute in ruins cart?
That would be too easy and also unpatriotic.
Somewhere in Latin America a bunch of cocaine Diego and -Pedros wegknipsen that the Esmeraldas and Lolitas get teary-eyed?
This Bond is through already.
Irgendsoeinen lummeligen Air Force Base, populated by nothing but mittagsschläfrichten Pakistanis to turn into dust, which may be good for the leader, but no more.
Barefoot, all naughty together Tuareg camel driving in the Sahara in a pen?
Since the audience yawns.
The abducted and on top of that unfaithful lover from the Pentagon out of cramming?
Everyone knows that the building over eleven years ago coincided easy to get into, because irgendsoein decadent Ami Depp the smoking ban had not noticed.
It remains almost exclusively the headquarters of Goldman Sachs.
"To wreak havoc" as the Angel Sachs calls it.
Around a huge ass full investment bankers because they ruin the economic structure of the British Channel Islands: That's it.
The plot is likely, but me, have not calculated.
Finally, the Empire had once again defeated decisively.
As Bond could even take a German lesbian with mini silver bullet, and no one bitched.
For a 12-liter Buckets full of gold there's the whole script.
(Reinforce Henkel! Gold is thicker than water!)
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Tags: James Bond forever!
Just be careful that one does not fall the gold on the fingers else comes Dr. No and the Catfish, or one is taken from eight tentacles of an all too glad submarine Lady in the pliers, thereafter to be reborn in Moscow ...;-)
@ Dude
Or Arkhangelsk or even Verkhoyansk.