I have mentioned several times, but will pick up again.
The front Publiko öberststärkste all attention would be given strength grenades where you (doomsday) poured money (or gold), Sex, Jesus, scandal and disaster in a Büchs.
Greed, drive, faith, anger, horror, Who all knows how to put it in a story is the master of all classes, the Master of all bottles.
Let's try that times.
It was just before Armageddon. Jesus was pretty burned and the Magdalene had not rangelassen him for days. Peter had even weggesoffen him all the wine. He was pissed.
As a canteen was peddling ass the way, all sorts of colorful ribbons, cords, copper chains and other trinkets.
"Jewelry and ornaments for lonely hearts! Jewelery and ornaments f ... "
Bams there he was. That was Jesus now but scorn too much.
Be berappelnd cried the cheap Jacob (as he called himself), his torn sleeves fall, tears in his eyes, beschlechtachtend: "Jack, you schmuck, you gave me ruining my clothes"
"What schiert me! Arise, highwaymen, I am your good again! "- Jesus replied, suddenly very self, so mild smiling, as though he eats just washed his feet Sprouted bread with lamb and mountain wine.
"Can you make me a whore fast, plenty of food and drink, I will not only leave you the ass, but still my father's gold genung!
That was not to say twice the cheap Jacob.
On the one hand, because he had the courageous blow that carried him from Asino, yet not forgotten, on the other hand, since he is the road dust from his eyes whisking a quite handsome, tall man of noble character saw, who had be trusted well that he could rustle up a few pieces of silver at least.
"Well, sir, the city is not far, I am doing to you what is desired."
He gave Jesus a hose wine and said, ". Just wait here cool under the oil tree; I want to know to anoint you already"
So even an hour later he created for the versprochne etching and other refreshment, and Jesus's all very pleased.
"Lord, do you want me now lead to gold your father?" Said the gallant canteen after it, but watchful eye, something removed, rested two hours to Jesus.
"Behold, Jacob (Jesus had, for he had a friendly 'heart asks for the poor and are heavy laden, meanwhile the name of his benefactor), back there where just the sun goes down, you're going the next morning my father's gold received. "
Meanwhile, Jacob had never actually visited a school rabbi, was not even literate, but he was traveled far and therefore knew pretty much any sort of thief and a cheat.
So waited for behind a chaste tree shrub even those constable, who was a favor to him still guilty liked to stay the hand, jumped on a signal, then hastily hintvor: "Jack! Such as you drive around Jerusalem all the days on the loose! ! Beat the money, eleven pieces of silver, or march, from the Schuldenkarzer "(The constable was more of a buffalo as a constable, had a thick Knittel it; Jesus was quite Ohngemach thereat.)
Some time to find, in such unexpected evil Ohnbill, Jesus invented the whole of humanity forever the Holy Word: "Um ...".
Alone, it only helped for a moment, as the constable whether such ohnkannten excuse briefly taken aback.
"The fine white linen garment, if you have nothing else, Jack, let me know! Or I will come to you! "
Jesus acquiesced to his unjust fate.
Since this unpleasant experience, he was only in loincloths.
No highwaymen and no unseemly town constable should it ever be able to deprive his robe again turn a golden opportunity to take his able.
Yes, that was it.
Now you know why Jesus only covereth his chastity.
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@ Magnus
"Since this unpleasant experience, he was only in a loincloth."
What the people and especially now the men wore back then under her frock coat? The young man of whom we are talking about, wearing nothing underneath:
Mark 14:52 But he let go of the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.
As for Jesus:
Matthew 27:35 And when they had crucified him, they parted his garments, casting lots: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet: "They divided my garments among them, and upon my vesture they have the Los thrown. "
Why should it have been different with him when the young man up?
Is it worth it to cover something that is just pathetic?
Here is the speech of Jesus:
Isaiah 53: 2 He grew up before him like a womb, like a root out of dry ground. He hath no form nor comeliness; we see him, there is no beauty that we.
http://haschmech.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/der-schlange-den-kopf-zertreten.jpg
Tarzan was covered with a large loincloth. How bitten by monkeys swung himself from vine to vine, but then remained still in its Jane and was finally pregnant.
Mary Magdalene had children? Certainly, the cup of blood flowed abundantly. But there are males who leaves exactly why once the courage.
Let him get the poor Jacob hardworking children. It is his daily cross and bend until the pasta. And no one but he regretted it.
@ Haschmech
You think any Markussen and Sonstnochwers and not me?
Shame On You.
haschmech
If I here in this blog again could read something that says haschmech personally, I would be more than happy to just be yourself, the world needs haschmech and no second Jesus. you have high ideals, which fits so before you but umsetzest into action, please just be haschmech.
Forget all these quotes from the Bible, you can equally well Göllers history Tell yields the same sense.
As long as you nachhängst an idol in the exterior, you will yourself, your skills and talents do not get to know with whom you could enrich and change the world.
@ Hummingbird
Thank you to you for your kind review.
"... Please be just haschmech."
I think that's just crass only.
The world is a total of one thing, as Jesus is in me and I in him and we are all in the whole and the whole is the mind.
Scripture quotations are from time to time just for me also.
"... Equally well can you tell Göllers story continues, results in the same sense."
We, Magnus and I look for the same purpose in all that nonsense, that's right. Let's get started just from different sides and I think that is a good thing.
And by the way, I have the world already enriched - I helped eg Lars G Petersson (www.larsgpetersson.com) not only going to write his new book ... Whether I can change the world, as a whole, which is of course another question , I got to the part, and that's for sure, already changed more to her than I ever hoped.
LG