Hi Lulu, Dudu and Suleika!
You are looking for the man in your life, your dreams, guaranteed not free of old burdens?
I can offer you in this regard, what you will otherwise not find so easily. (I'm talking the same plaintext, so that you know what mass is.)
A belly and a beard I can not give you, but at least a pair of glasses.
In addition, smoke and drink and I have a distinctive character face with something much more than a few so ridiculous dueling scars of an old gentlemen a dueling fraternity.
In addition, I am a widower, regularly quite depressed, return with two rascals who just like to brawl as they do not clean up.
My income is by no means assured, and before pension rights you also do not have to fear You.
Otherwise, I'm chattering addict as an old washerwoman, cook so hot that it burns three times, write pointless to night and always put me with any so-called authority, which may not need this.
Even my graduation I have more or less deliberately not made with a one.
I'm not even, as it should be today, cropped, hence also in bed a heavy rivets.
My lack of humor and my bad mood are notorious.
I hate all these senseless plants and animals that are not even edible.
I like to go anyway to the inn and pöble where guests and the hostess at.
You can always send away easily so myself.
Moreover, I am a patriot, probably the best of all schimmeligste and so my legacy.
Now to you.
You should be at least 2000 Euros per month in the Altfamilienkasse insert (an apartment, admittedly, I have), so we have our well-earned rest before the stupid Geldverdienerei.
Would be appropriate also you sprächest at least a reasonably well-kept English, so I do not have to be ashamed of yourself for the holidays paid for by you the same.
If you can not cook decent,'s vinegar is always with us.
I will not only have to turn off the lights to watch you can, without afterward to need a large malt whiskey.
I have it out soon, forsake you on it, if you're irgendsoeine saddle pad by the Mossad or its subsidiary organizations. Then, the same did not try.
The following reference should you save you.
You'll impudence but otherwise need.
I hear women on principle not to, if they do not force me.
So fresh to work.
I know two or three good restaurants where you can book a table in advance.
But I bring, so you do not still make yourself illusions, especially for Ersteinladung, only me, my thirst and my tobacco with.
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