€ joke of the year: Charlemagne Prize-breaking!

"Only a currency that persists is stable."

That is the German ECB Executive Board member Joerg Asmussen have released all seriousness.

Recently, our bankers are therefore also comedians, comedian, but oblique aphorisms from.

The above grandiose set brings it actually finished, though no longer existing currencies implicitly as unstable to call (which is not there, is not stabololobil), on the other hand, a persistent than staballodöns practically automatic.

Yeah, a goat who no longer exist, which is not a goat. And as a non goat they can be no more milk and bring no seven kids more to the world. Where there is nothing, even the Emperor is well known, lost his right.

In fact, the D-Mark, since it does not exist anymore, even more stable.

This looks really bankers by full. Our first major philosopher Nietzsche.

For this proposition he will probably get the Charlemagne Prize. To get each year of that has tried it with the most European thinking.

Only a solid pants over it is a diaper cover. Beer is drunk up, though no longer tastes, but it can not make any more drunk.

If you do not two things, there are practically already at least three. Because something Charlemagne not made about the underpants.

The Popes Pius XIII to XXXIII ff., I like the. Since they still work somewhere in between incarnations pig and Gecko from being born, they can not annoy.

Jesus, since he is no longer with us, even become somewhat unstable; many are not even sure if he will rise again on 21/12 with the D-Mark.

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8 Responses to "Euro joke of the year: Karl for a prize!"

  1. Dude says:

    Oh crap! On 21.12. The Galactic Federation and is beamed to us, at the behest of recurrent standenen Jesus, somewhat wrinkled, although whether the long decay, but targeted to order the evacuation of the sheep. ;-)

  2. Dude says:

    Ps. The erroneous confusion of the sentence was, incidentally, matching the statement, deliberately designed ... * lüglol *;-)
    Requests concerning information about my stoning for false German I'll be pleased to receive. :-D

  3. Magnus Wolf Goller says:

    @ Dude

    On "because of" the genitive follows. Stoning approved.

  4. Magnus Wolf Goller says:

    @ Dude

    There was no request, the heischte still took my permission. So the stoning is your first laid on gravel.

    I think this kind of penalties for false German anyway for being too lenient. The pain lasts too short, the time to make repentance is not enough.

    Since you're Swiss, I do not want you to send in the quarries of Carrara, so much piety must be in such severe cases even sit on instead that you (the name alone give you the strength to do so) the rest of the Gotthard base tunnel by hand out tips.

    Here I recommend you, pure personal benevolence out, too, because I am familiar with leading the Eineinhalber (back of the handle so that it is completely paid), no decadent chrome-vanadium-iron, but classic, stainless, of a good blacksmith.

    The easy pull better.

    Too Many Swiss girls you should on your hip Ordal not take; Although some people think, women did not harm the hard Metzen, and that's not necessarily so: beer but relieves the arm pain, at least during the day better.

    Believe me.

    As you know, it is really serious when I do recommend the faith.

  5. Dude says:

    Yes I understand your hardness because the indisposed dating has indeed not slipped for the first time, but I do have a much harder punishment than the silly, manual hammering of the Gotthard Massif, namely some office work with Euro as a reward!

    ;-)

  6. Magnus Wolf Goller says:

    @ Dude

    Can immigrate yes, hardworking Under Hartz forces for the construction are wanted in D well. Since it takes even Swiss, when they can and what the Kapo understands anyway.

    Where you take it with the genitive, we also usually not so accurate.

    Grounds for asylum, easy to collect the Hartz so, but you will not get easily recognized.

    Swiss are not yet sufficiently pursued as with us.

    (Adhesives' you 'nen Bart, throw' away your passport and stammer, perhaps it is then what.)

  7. Dude says:

    What for glue ??

    The original Dude course, has an original beard! :-D

    Where would we be then? Is anyway already too much license, deceit, lies and kitsch!

    But let times. The selection of my incarnation location I had met at that time not by chance ...;-)

    Best regards

  8. Magnus Wolf Goller says:

    @ Dude

    The migration is indeed likely direction nether Rhine, many Swiss are already annoyed ...

    Speaking of incarnation: I think because it is not quite turn (at least not in the form in which the theory is usually wasted, and I consider myself anyway with the belief as concisely as possible), but I was just German and also still Schwabe whereas now I have nothing to say, are already thinking.

    As Badenser or Alemannic (German speaking) Swiss, I think it would be down here probably also quite good, but to be already Franke, Bayer and Hesse ...

    Then rather equal strips, or when where everything is busy, maybe axis.

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