Archive for Month May 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Meeting on Father's Day two Sober each other.
The one to the other: "What do you celebrate the special day too dry? How So? "
"Last year I almost froze to death on his way home in the ditch, the year before my purse and my glasses and pants were gone, three years ago I have two punks beaten before fours told my wife that I will never come home when it again so go out like this year, and the rebuke of five already, and six years ago I had tried the last time to go to bed with her. "
"That's nothing. I have submitted my cloth for the last time seven years ago, it was my wife escape in my custody, then I had my third heart attack four years ago it rained a conviction for aggravated breach of the peace, before three I landed for half a year in the closed because of Stechapfeltee to warm up was too strong and the LSD turned out to be Chrystal Meth. Last year, but then followed by some miracle my final return in bourgeois society. "
"Yes?" (more ...)
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Thursday, May 17, 2012
After my article " God as Ersatzbuhl "in which I recently compared from the infatuation resulting brain damage with religious caused what, expressed posh, not only enthusiastic support aroused, I came earlier on a me nor verwunderndes result from neurological research, according to Ulm scientist Wolfgang Freund indicating that directories extreme athletes reduce brain mass: closer to here .
Apparently, and wonder now not too much, the body builds up from what he just little or no need, and too much thinking you now do not have to, yes, if you only run as a of doped (it may even harm, because it costs not only unnecessary energy, but may also interfere with those kind of trance in which one is best barely mitkriegt something).
Whether is now to be considered in the study as encouraging that the ultra runner only 8% of their gray matter, so just a scarce twelfths, should have left on the way from southern Italy to the North Cape on the way, or rather not, may be a matter of opinion; also, how positive you want cheap, that is said to have the mysterious thing between your ears at least regenerated pure by weight again after eight moons.
Now we do not know because, and to investigate the safety extension would be a logically meaningful if it could not only quantitatively recover, but also functional, that is high. (more ...)
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Tags: extreme sports , brain shrinkage , smoking weed , religion , Father's Day , falling in love , Wolfgang friend
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
"Barack Obama: Our First Gay Female-Hispanic-Asian Jewish President": This title can be found here after Newsweek headlined: "THE FIRST GAY PRESIDENT". (Photographed with halo.)
In addition, he is also, as a female gay, black and half white and has previously smoke weed powerful and gekokst and Christian and Muslim, he is beside Jew anyway.
In addition, except woman man, basketball player and one of America's 300 million lawyers.
Many believe he is incidentally also a terrorist, so that indeed no one feel excluded.
One can actually only ask what he is not. (more ...)
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
On faz.net be found today - and I quote, catch me, no warning, just knappst - in a pan-readable article of author Sibylle Lewitscharoff to copyright debate, inter alia, the following sentence:
"A generation that has grown up through the baseless Internetgequassel and real differences in quality hardly knows, is obviously ago, it matters is simply to write down the stuff anyway, and then upload it."
I might have rather said "along the baseless Internetgequassels", but this is not essential now.
For women Lewitscharoff meets so the nail on the head anyway.
The network morons think that is actually that writers (analogous to other artists) people were located between the second breakfast and the second beer, because they are bored, sometimes just a jerk, and the result is then irgendsoein text as it anyway often was written, so not even worth as much as the shithouse paper from Loddl, which, after all, what is the cost and you also willy-nilly paid two euros, because the claws of a standard ten vials of the same is not so easy and so not worth it.
The alleged antisocial socialism "sharers", "Downloader", "pirates" (the latter word is, after German, which of them but hardly an even notice) is in fact nothing more than a grundverlogenes banditry. (more ...)
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Tags: data leeches , network highwaymen , pirates , Sibylle Lewitscharoff
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Monday, May 14, 2012
A Mozart or a Capablanca literature has never given my knowledge. So one who was six when he played in this subject already far above.
This is a simple reason (you could also say thousands) which, since often not considered, so of course he should be, here in the introduction must be mentioned (also because it will tell you in this respect much crap as soon as your unambiguously indicates that your important to tell you know).
For outstanding talent, an almost self-evident feeling that only has to win through, there are, in the fierce opposition to Tonsetzer- and chess art, the art of writing not to the extent that it was enough for Higher.
But you have need of - as my venerated Professor Reiss used to call it, which was now honored here once appropriate - "world knowledge".
This means that you can not be anything matter. It does not matter because there are not for the writer. Physics, geography, visual and musical aesthetic, cultural everything, just everything that humans ever invented or recognized, you must be interesting and foundation. Otherwise, it is never what. (more ...)
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Monday, May 14, 2012
Having recently - little wonder - could show that religiosity stupid, obliterated all parts of the brain, we can now accordance with this Article notice with as little surprise that the same is true for falling in love.
It may, of course, many wissenschaftsabholden Thomas did not like that dementia is not just forms; nor that religiosity in their symptoms similar to being in love so that you have to watch these two mental illnesses as the closest related. (more ...)
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Sunday, May 13, 2012
The wine is wegzutrinken before it gets the Deibel.
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Sunday, May 13, 2012
Will talk about the question of when diplomacy into a mask of cowardice, I would like to entertain me with Confucius. It drives me namely a long time to, and I would like to have the opinion of the wise Chinese to hear (otherwise, of course, Cervantes and Nietzsche asked).
How much truth (meant here in the sense of one's own point of view regarding a thing) must be "mitigated", omit, even embezzled, "only" for the sake of the bridge shock?
At what points corrupting itself, you will ultimately even a traitor, by seeking to defuse conflictive? (more ...)
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Sunday, May 13, 2012
I just read an article once again on the work of physicists from CERN, the Riesenteilchenbeschleuniger in Switzerland.
As always, I knew virtually nothing special from what has been said (except that it's so strange terms like "Leptoquark" etc. rained, the philologist course like), but that the specialists there now enormous ass on the ground ice goes, to the effect they might have to admit soon that they have been told for 35 years just crap and neither abraffen like me and also even Einstein blessed and holy formerly the bargain verstund.
Just as we played Battleships as children, these people seem to play billion sinking. In Teravoltbereich. (more ...)
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Tags: Göllersche guess , Gottteilchen , Particle Physics
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
After I've just been wrapped with such a tiresome issue as any anti-Semitism accusations, I will return to the funny and healthier things in life again.
Namely: Give hair growth remedy for heavy metal pollution?
You laugh?
Wait a while and see.
As far as I know, the human body dungy these heavy metals is hardly going unless clearly perceptible by olfactory garlic sweating (sulfur bond) as well as hair loss.
But how should fail a hair, has none? (more ...)
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Tags: satire , Säuzeugs , heavy metals
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
In the follow-up to my recent experience with anti-Semitism accusations (I use the knowledge of the Erstartikels been this advance) said a wise man on the phone to me, whether it was because necessarily have to be that I once again exactly themed, but hardcore in anger is.
I replied that I now times, missing after a long discussion exactly, I do not want to make would have to if another had done what was but just not been the case.
It should be yes - Despite obliged - just my job to say what others do not come to mind, or they did not dare to bring into play or against it. What is it well otherwise?
Therefore, to Kafka: In Kafka, almost everything revolves around the individual who caught helpless and deeper, train to train enticht, is caught in a seemingly insurmountable matrix, always looking for a way out searches, but never had the strength, determination, the Mumm has to cross an imaginary-real red line.
For example, the Beetle turned to man is helpless because at some point on the back, do not know anything more to do than to shock at his own helplessness. (more ...)
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
What does one do when one is publicly welcomed a very clear "anti-Semite"?
I am recently when I not only critical of Islam, but also Israel- and Jew-critical (not general but in particular power relationships) expressed passes me for the first time, and if my reaction was adequately correct, because I rätsele yet.
So first thing I did, then considerations of what I might have done instead. (more ...)
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
Introduction This article is similar to the following, only the philological serious talent. Alsomit in Germany, at best, 100 people. The rest would like to anderwo practice is to not think. (more ...)
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Friday, May 11, 2012
I am not to be the pirate Horny, now in connection with the Urheberrrechtsdebatte towards artists ejaculated the the title bestowed the honor cited here to mention it by name.
It is found on the casting machine certainly, using an additional button slightly out.
Thus, the pirate pants are definitely down, or, one should rather say that the headscarf?
"Systemic importance" as a criterion So just with those who pretend to be against the system?
Well, it is so funny, you robbers and Peeping boys.
Hard to imagine, Your cries when you have a designated "not systemically important" for. Him with a roar!
This makes it clear that you are not only narrow-minded, Kunstohnsinnige, useful idiots, but that only greed, arrogance and ruthlessness hides under the headscarf. In addition to a flat Spirit, whose thinness is to be measured not even in whole nanometers.
Ultimately want and can you nothing but click and download. It reduces your mind, your worldview.
A kulturfeindlichere attitude than that I do not yet known. You will still see what you have it. Because we will smoke your Light so in the pipe that you will wish you still, you would have just nackicht swim through the Barents Sea. (more ...)
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Friday, May 11, 2012
At some point, you have so many enemies that they can not all.
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Thursday, May 10, 2012
You can ask the minions of stupidity zerschabten the whole earth. Alone, they know no means definitive.
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Thursday, May 10, 2012
If things go on here, it may well be that I finally retire me in almost seven years from the civic life.
As I will not tell you yet now, must then also be seen.
I will certainly not toil for the fulfillment of the ESM Treaty, to me the scoop from the hand falls when nobody forces me to. And then perhaps even less.
The plutocrats have never had joy to me. And I remember my older days not change. Since they can get Green and Salafists and FDPler to my conversion, what else can think of getting them to end shoulder: I'm not culling for their store.
I do not know (doubt it all), if it were the Zinsverknechtern succeeded in recent years, me to bind to them, they would have made me only better deals. Might be. But they seemed always too expensive. (more ...)
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Tags: financial convulsion , Yer end is nigh
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Thursday, May 10, 2012
After I previously spoke about the Weltfischbrötchentag, I realized that I had jetzo, just put on today Weltmaultaschentag against it, what I say about it.
I have the one hand, never heard that one of mouth Chen was so righteous bad as a scruffy fish sandwiches.
On the other hand, however, and objectively more importantly, a fish sandwich is to prepare, the one not even the look of the stomach turns to simple, Nordic-pale-primitive, as one of the most important of the estimated ten million Swabian main body of food produce orders of magnitude so as the weightiness the matter deserves. (more ...)
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Thursday, May 10, 2012
I just read on SPON - again, as so often, unintentionally funny - it's "Weltfischbrötchentag" in an interview with an expert (ie the most seriously Schuppius) that:
SPON: "What makes you think a good fish sandwich from?"
Schuppius: "The bread must be fresh crisp and the fish."
I would also coastal Schwabe really not have guessed.
With us you like - whether Karle Pfleiderer or Klärle Hamballe - bread traditionally only if they are lätschet and eats the fish at the earliest if one of them is extremely poor. In order to know again what one wofern you next Friday yet experienced grateful to have his abgeschmälzten ravioli.
So we can because even the new Mercedes always only from the air out of the tires and the oil. We do not want that "dr Daimler koi Gschäfd meh hod." (more ...)
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Thursday, May 10, 2012
The Jesus mania is everywhere virulent and often unbearable.
Soon every subject, if it is not just revolves around clothespins, is their victims in a jiffy. (more ...)
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Tuesday, May 08, 2012
Satirists are probably the only people who can face their own death without malice.
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