The British tabloid Daily Mail has, on the occasion of a recent secreted on or auszüglichen joke husband of Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip, who has obtained a special kind of celebrity for his often oblique pun a small compilation published his most grotesque became known submissions whose complete read in the original I certainly commend and which I removed, so to speak, as bait, here are some adjusting, for the sake of simplicity the same in my translation.
"So you've managed to avoid being eaten?" (To a British student to walk in Papua New Guinea, during an official visit in 1998.)
"Stammen not the most up to you by pirates?" (For residents of the Cayman Islands in 1994.)
"I would love to go to Russia -. Although these bastards have killed half my family" (1967, asked if he wanted to visit the Soviet Union.)
"How do you keep the natives from the booze long enough off to pass the test?" (1995 to a Scottish driving instructor.)
"If it has four legs and no chair is, if it has two wings and flies, but no plane, and if it floats and not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (To be assembled by the World Wildlife Fund in 1986 .)
As he talked about his daughter, Princess Anne, Prince Philip said, "If it does not fart or hay eats, she is not interested."
"When a man opens the car door of his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
"Feed your rabbits, no papaya fruit - it acts as a contraceptive. However, they may not act in rabbits. "(1994 on a Caribbean rabbit in Anguilla.)
"People think that there is here a rigid class system, but we know of dukes, the chorus girls married. Some have even married Americans. "(In 2000)
"Everyone said we would have more free time. Now they complain that they are unemployed. "(1981 at the height of the recession.)
"You have Mosquitos. I have the press. "(For the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean.)
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This Pissprinz's just a figment of incest!
The human contempt which is probably innate He brings to light.
He is indeed the genocide of the NWO !!!
The Brabbelprinz simply belongs only to the madhouse, or in his case, in a closed sanatorium.
I would have thrown him selbs in a dungeon! : D