CERN I have liked

I just read again an article about the work of physicists from CERN, the Riesenteilchenbeschleuniger in Switzerland.

As always, I knew next to nothing special from what has been said (except that it's so strange terms like "Leptoquark" etc. rained, the philologist of course like), but that the specialists there now enormous ass on the ground-goes, to the effect , they might have to admit soon that they have told for 35 years only crap nor abraffen like me and also even Einstein blessed and holy formerly bargain verstund.

Just as we played Battleship as children, these people seem to play billion sinking. In Teravoltbereich.

Hopefully not get the sometime still out, as a boson as copulating with a string that our solar system zerquarkt into a tiny black hole.

Anyway, they still want to have a few tens of billions for even hochvoltigere system, so their previous data cemetery does not really stand as such and any politician or even the Swiss electorate finally dares to bring them the juice.

So far they seem on this front but to prove fortune and skill, because the Swiss Greens are probably more concerned with it, to wash banned minarets feet, while the Liberals are pouring in their lodges Chasselas behind the skirts and the SVP is puzzled about how many German were to deport.

Maybe we should export a few pirates in the small cantons, so that the Hicksteilchen (uh, Higgswasweißichwas) seize without asking and take care of the underground grace solver ring by flooding it with their Facebook profiles to that of the Jura environmentally friendly the Hunzpartikelchenejakulatoren among themselves buries.

After all, the highly doped gentlemen of the plant seem to have now gone so far as Socrates and very reliable to know that they know nothing.

This they did but apparently not yet still made it to the Goeller's conjecture that their whole approach, their experimental setup, nothing could suck and they might even prefer their brain waves better coordinated, as more and more violent to shoot below the surface through the area.

Only the particle physicists are again not as of yesterday, they did not know how bad thinking is still paid today, if you do not simulated in front of a huge Apparillo.

The whole conduct of these people make because, apart from the obvious pecuniary interest of the parties, one can hardly blame them seriously in the real existing capitalism yes, because even the impression of a religious kind of busyness, because that would run serious science here. Woe (as I said, it's them quite queasy), but me the one who has more power than that of the word noted.

I do not know how the climatic conditions given below are in the tunnel, but at the dimensions you could certainly week looking to store tens of thousands Chakrenreinigung or Respirationskur without excluding the moved in and out still incur excessive costs. Since then Switzerland would for once cheap, so for the Normaeuropiden affordable.

I again do not know, but that would be even easily calculate cavity with a reliable record of me, how much liquid carbon dioxide could be reinverpressen in this ring hole, lest we be choked by plant growth. Or we throw all purely nonsensical terms since Matzerocatepetl so dealing in a kind of modern big bang soup can zernudeln there until almost inevitably merely still remains God.

The one in the meantime, after all, is what the "researchers" managed to even may very well be thought of as particles. Since I am indeed a long time it came, but we do not want to now times be too hard on the Neohypogeomantikern who experienced their first enlightenment in the ninth gym while looking at a high point in the early hunting grounds of Analysis. To afterwards, damn ago Sadhu to learn integralativ calculate the surface area of ​​their cerebral functions.

So what would we be without CERN?

We would like to have only our sun as a star.

But this is - all considered essential constitutive parameters seriously - within the discontinuous, partially derived paratactic continuity of possible discrete Anomalitätsverteilungsräume, limestiziert ternärhypersubdefinitiv, especially relative absolute, almost definitely worth considering too little.

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