The story I - until a few minutes - had to say about the first two days of my mobile Aldi Internet connection that brought me to the veritable cry, now I can not tell for two reason considerations yet.
First, I think the story probably not human, and secondly, I do not lie down with a company with sales in the billions to, if I can only present my observations and beyond no hard evidence.
In any case, once the thing works like a charm.
The sky suddenly sent an angel, and everything was good.
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I feel for you, dear Magnus, for I myself had to contend with selfsame problems than I had used a prepaid connection via USB on sunrise.ch. Although up to 500 MB per day were wonderful at breakneck speed, but once it was passed, they provided me with the penetrating restriction still between 10 and 30 kbps. Absolutely useless!
On the whole customer service requests they said just getting that from 10 GB per month bandwidth would be curtailed until I then in the fifth request such abusive and rude that was actually once a wax was and really also read what I ask, and has given me regarding the appropriate response. 500 MB per day.
Oh those poor slaves who toil in jobs, referred only to any bits and bytes on their bank accounts to come, that they then get printed on paper, figures from the ATM, sometimes really feel sorry for ...
Thank God I've recently started an open WiFi found here with me, so I now surf free with up to 5000 mbps:-D
Best regards northward to Lake Constance:-)
@ Dude
10-30 kbps ????????????
I have danced with joy performs when my bucket has sometimes permanently hingekriegt an kbps.
Sometimes I was glad when he stable 198-316 bs hinorgelte on.
I saw partly as a bs over three, then four, seven, nine ... hochkrattelte up to 111, to then hang there without that would have been charged nor something visible after a certain time of the alleged charge.
Often there was no power, or it crashed completely (which sometimes did not matter much difference, but after half an hour loading 180 kb won the last scorn represented), and chose him the bucket in a Swiss grid, the me would have cost my credit within minutes.
The angel last night was the one who gave me a short time 5-7 kbps, so that my little page in a good minute was up.
From your intergalactic swiss dimensions I had here not even dared to dream pouches in delirium tremens.
@ Magnus
"The sky suddenly sent an angel, and everything was good."
That should be proof enough. If there are problems, then rejoices even an "infidel Drudist" on assistance from the sky.
As long as everything goes well, want to "infidels" natural knowledge of God and his messenger. At such nonsense but we do not believe.
Why do not those thanked now Confucius, Nietzsche or the runes writers?
But how would then have the title of the article gelautet?
Confucius said, stay Bytetreu and let Moss once rüberwachsen.
Nietzsche says, "God is dead", at Aldi but everything is in balance.
But where all the saving us out of trouble then angels come from?
No offense Magnus, also by Christians is still not been caught by stooping.
Could not before because we had a visit from the Holy Spirit, in the form of a dove. He stayed for six days and on the seventh day was his holiday then over.
What unbelievers relates Magnus, I must admit, yes, even to be considered as a. Islam makes you and me the same. Well, who says it, then? Is it brother!
Joseph v. A.
The angel whom I praised so rashly, unfortunately only stayed half an hour and had only a Notbitbrot in the luggage, the other natures would have found clear heavenly invitation to Dauerbytefasten.
I would have him perhaps to say that I was so cheap yet satisfying and yet to make a few pounds his legs.
I'm still too gullible and good-natured towards the supposedly higher powers.
Let's see if this comment now through the filters at least to an individual believer like you, or whether the truck hangs again on its own pole.
However, greetings and thank you for your humorous encouragement.
@ Joseph v. A.
You seem to be able to work wonders.
My Thanksgiving was just realistic about 1.8 kiloseconds legs - so as lightning in less than two minutes - realized.
Perhaps the Hebrews had indeed just hiding a quick, almost unabstürzbaren network connection in the ark.
(This addendum, I am now trying for the third time, after at least - so far - was not yet routes eat entirely, but restored after 5 minutes too short are your miracle Good luck..!)
@ Magnus
I can not work miracles. But I've learned to small wounds. This could be useful, because who knows what tomorrow will bring. Hopefully the morning brings no murders.
With the PC I once had problems. But since I have better her because his name is Anna, showed him who is the Lord, that she purrs only to himself. She likes it especially happy when I tap on their keys. It's that easy to please a female. If they should Byten times, it comes in the trash. This threat has been worked wonders. So it occurs to me I can not work miracles, albeit in a gorgeous bossy male type.
Magnus, Your blog is the best. Here lightning and thunder echoes long after and it attracts a huge, no matter where.
"Realistic about 1.8 kiloseconds legs"
You do not so often on the scale your PC. It does not matter how much the thing weighs. The continued plug in and plug out, often makes much broken. All the many divorces attest to this. Try it with uniform current flow. This has often wonder.
"Perhaps the Hebrews had indeed just hiding a quick, almost unabstürzbaren network connection in the ark."
What have hidden it, I do not know. Anyway, the first stone tablets have been smashed with the Ten Commandments of Moses. What should have been a rage of his ark. But it was your own fault, so a name not even tolerate a Aldi PC.
That with the Holy Spirit, by the way was not a joke. It was a pigeon house and we miss them already something. But it was probably necessary for her or him, nor anywhere else to go visiting.
"Customer Service" is a very typical Newspeak euphemism.
Saviour bag, sky, ass and thread!
And for the Aldi criminals actually require more money from you rather than give you their returns?
The whole apparently seems to be a very severe test of your patience and serenity!
The best you rise to during your stay at Lake Constance on pigeons, what more efficiently and, moreover, also energy-saving (8ung ambiguity) would be).
Wish you good composure and patience, and send you utmost respect and thanks you for the sake of the bitgehackstückel join us - *** abmühst: o)
@ Dude
Grade I go - certainly if Joseph's prayers - full turbo on 5kbs and sometimes even more times: but only sometimes.
Often, however, still not at all.
Thank you for your compassion.
Luckily I already know for some time, which is a Ordal and know my Notrune quite well.