By bin Laden now in the Hall of Fame of the CIA in the department "Our Honored Best Sons of Bitches" his honor pyramid of green granite can admire from the beyond, with the gold engraving "Our First Muslim Saint", the inauguration ceremony at Dienstkoks (99, 999999% pure), champagne, old malt whiskey and charming little bonus over (they must be held in accordance sacred rite on the third anniversary of the death), it is necessary to plug the psychoenergetic hole that always arises when the greatest villain in the world jumped over the blade is.
We urgently bulges a successor to the most lucrative and interesting job, which the USA has to forgive unofficially.
Since you as a German - such as show many James Bond films - still very good is good as a generic evil, should, who has a little guts and a smattering of English may think twice about whether or not that would be the chance of a lifetime.
(Man has asked me to advertise the vacancy regionally.)
A conversion to Islam is a trifle - inevitably, since again a Muslim is wanted -: just read the Koran, the Imam, and ready.
Converts will be given preference if equally qualified.
Of course, also, that likes to travel, but sometimes spends a long time in hiding belongs.
A certain degree of fluency is a prerequisite; but it is by no means all aufzusagenden texts - especially not the most important - to create even, these are supplied by Langley.
Langley also guarantees that we in the world for more than a few days of his life in a regular prison is nowhere to eke out - life guarantee! - And points with some pride in their history that no predecessor endured These kinds occupational injustice.
Number One Badman ("NOB") is up to his biological end of probably the freest man in the world.
Applications from women are not allowed at the time.
Actions are futile and result in corresponding predisposed to paranoia mental asylum. (I would normally translated as "psychiatry", but Langley was in this case on word loyalty. Otherwise I would not have received clearance. Note. MG)
The employer knows the only officially registered U.S. authority no labor court.
The proven ability ("skill"), to be able to lie to a lie detector is advantageous, but not essential.
An ordinary general education as well as at least average physical capacity is required.
Your application should be directed to right:
CIA Headquarters
1 Star Drive
8128 Langley, VA
USA
directly or by mail to:
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As much as I quite flirtatious with an application - although anyone who knows me at the thought that I was the Weltböseste broke out into peals of laughter - but I will probably refrain. Not life in the cave scares me, but the low chances of success. Because experience has shown that this Best Labor Of the World (BLOW) job is awarded not by skill, but by nepotism. In the previous incumbent it was also like this: Bush has just taken a member of a family with which his family is close friends. Is well known that while Osama bin Laden's "Inauguration" on September 11, 2001, when the planes hit, his brother Shafig Bin Laden even just a guest at Bush Senior.
@ Föhnix
But you know, that such a public rejection of the potentiellsten German candidate is not good for my standing in Langley.
@ Magnus Wolf Goeller
Since you're still much potential, you master this crisis of confidence determined easily.
@ Föhnix
Thank the poisoned flowers.
I will complain in Langley formally about your naughty subordination.
@ Magnus Wolf Goeller
But not so potentially?
@ Föhnix
I can as a CIA Linguist yes not track itself, at the end, so I'm already scheduled.
Also, I passe as a widowed real names Schwabe with two children, the only one embarrassed orally accented German, can the "bruises and scars" (again an annoying directive ...) derive audience appeal from any anti-American activity, not just the profile.
That they told me very clearly.
My application was brusquely rejected for all these reasons.
If I had a bottle of sufficiently cheap bourbon in the house, I söffe on the frustration out immediately.
As I see in D so far only a promising title contenders. He is in the error-network al-FDP and has held a high, connected with lots of missions Government Official with low residual maturity. This gets to the Imam of the determined then back also.
Salaam!
Konrad eel-fishing
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