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Magnus Wolf Göllerlifte
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"So hatt 'of the word they do not really mind."
Poor child, datt lesbian in Dirndl thing.
Therefore plain text:
Vampiros Lesbos, it seems to be a lesbian with the darkest soul. But it does so only because it would be insanely happy once impaled.
Appointment here on the spot.
No, that was not now slippery. I'm just always very helpful when it comes to rescue poor lost souls.
Christ is to us the fährlichste man
Whether the well is long?
He is so close to us lesbians
Makes us like no other on
We would do before taking
Under tame us horde-looking female
Until that whining
About his little sore brush
The unattainable noble
Teach Tate Women's Association
Underneath we do not do it
Above the Lord is mandatory
@ Magnus Aphoristus
Really nice sealed, datt I praise the (lesbian) people here and me, yes, and also you and all for Jesus Christ. Lord we thank you! Also for the power that lies within us men, and give me my bread again later, please, but if need be I eat something else. Jesus loves me very much, because I'm always behind the Lesbian ago. For thus may befall me anything as a man. :)
Whether the well is long?
With full emphasis I have to say in this case: YES
@ Josephus Sapphoristus
You verzerrst gradually the competition with your Christian behalf.
Says she.
You verschreckst innocent, unbelieving SapphoristikerInnen.
Says she.
Our Genderbauftragte now has a full Koller.
You mentioned even now, I plants here a clandestine Lesbenbekehrkupplerei.
Afterwards, they still want to percentages.
@ Magnus Aphoristus
"Our Genderbauftragte"
I told you already but, Thou shalt this aunt even send to me.
Also have something nice for them. With me is any off me to stuff the socks or to cook me food.
If year is the best, I will always stop the doctor said. The me he can times.
@ Josephus Abgreifus
Our Gender Officer shall be treated precisely because of fainting. Riechsalz I was not there. She let go even a blasphemous and antimaskulinistischen curse that can not be reported here before they collapsed. But I shudder still before her successor.
In short, they wanted your socks and your meat cheese sake do not give up its fine and respected position: I silenced and pull the meat off the plate, which it considers more lucrative.
So I fear even more that it returns itself.
@ @ Magnus and successor of your gender commissioners
It was even said that the "densities Lesbian Sapphorismen?" Contest will run until the end in 2012. Can withstand the memory that should that be?
A lesbian sent me,
I want to read someone the riot act here.
Funny, gay's has one, but never turned amt is lesbian.
I saw a woman who gained from a man the leftovers.
The thin lesbian because that would I like.
Why only these lesbian never want my Otto seh'n?
The John comes later in the turn lesbian.
Lesbian suicide for all!
Despite all the Levites were read, I have to fortgeh'n alone again.
Had I almost forgot:
I have at home two women. The one gives me the household and the other I leave to go to work for me. Anyone who knows me knows I'm not lying. Now I'm still looking for a lesbian to give to other women in Kaffeeteilchenbeschleuniger love for me. Because I have so tight lesbians on.
I ask Incoming Lesbians me weiterzuverleiten Magnus. Please be so good, yes?
Lesbian give life love without really creating new life - Lesbians up!
Now now to the lip service of lesbians. Of this I have some lying around in the camp.
First, however, the question may Magnus, if he can afford a second slumped gender officers and whether the conditions of competition which comments degenerate, even more.
If I get permission - do it but otherwise still, and I will return with the lip service of the lesbian back here.
Whether in single or comments gathered I leave Magnus. Would definitely shame drum.
I ask for answers.
Greetings, JA
@ Josephus Aphoristus
Maybe I branches of the incoming Lesbian times a off when it is busy; the rest I lead naturally on to you.
Our gender officer in turn is now transformed: me to tell you that they are out of their lives - bad luck for you but strictly platonic - will be appreciated.
Through your unverleichlich delicate Sapphorismen You have lesbian love awakens in her every furious and she had never dared to admit, and obviously it has already begun vigorously in the hospital.
If she is not available, the Mona Lisa and Linda and call now rows at me: it has become a real nuisance.
Between ourselves: it is a sex monster who is prevented for years, which now makes up the evening by the morning, what a lesbian makes it so.
So I also think that she deserves their own Sapphorismus, because in the art of love as it may be an ace, but with the densities she has less:
She was the guardian of the gender
The staff and Without Ender
Well it's nice to one side
Without assumes all finished to bed
@ Josephus Aphoristus
Help! Help !!! -: Now she wants to take a course in Sapphoristik with me! In this case, the horn is to be settled by the poetic talent ago somewhere between walrus and tapir, alsda their first rehearsal work was:
Where a wet step
Since I'm always with
Do not need no stiffeners
To access all equal under Roeck
Mind you, that arose after the fifth post-correction on my part: the "no no stiffeners" she wanted partout not be cast out, thought I was on this finding just jealous that she was so flown a thousand miles above what previously sapphoristische poetry said.
I do not for the time being, I will teach her that the contribution of the unknown Lesbian, Tanja Krienen the kindly stopped, calculated against their machinations so far holds the trophy firmly in the hands.
I think that is still rotating through me.
I will therefore, estimated Master of Sapphoristik, if you're me remove this ordeal willing, in such a way to wriggle out of their you to recommend than lyrical teaching and disciplinarian.
This could succeed and relieve the besieged Hammelburg: for I will assure her that you understand much more of the Sapphic love than I, and because they intend to specialize initially in this field of poetry (forever hopefully), I hope they So convincing.
(Of course you only seals with relevant background thoughts: you intend on love poetry and of literature professors, etc., etc. get hold far side chaste Obermuslimas as a special trophy, Madeleine Albright because of the political appeal.)
@ Magnus and for that matter, Tanja @ the Weeping
But so what also: Uncensored Lesbian show up even publicly unabashedly.
My brother asked me today whether the Gabriel of the SPD is great. No stopping, the question was different: He asked me if Gabriel of the SPD also has a syringe. Since I gave my brother the answer as to what the Gabriel to do with a syringe. As my brother said: Well, something like the Westerwelle. I told my brother then completely on: Lesbians are perhaps yellow or black, but that will never be red in the face. You are right, my brother says that Gabriel can say what he wants, but red in the face, the case never made. You see, I said, and nodded approvingly while that Gabriel is just simply spray tip when ... ..from words.
I also want to have a gender officer all to myself !!!
Especially now I need, where I have our own blog poorly done in public. This may not only pus, no, that must be fun.
@ Tanja Krienen
Tanja, Krische but please nit. The trophy is yours YES!
The enlightened Cologne know kriesche's crying and after Abstammelungslehre comes Krienen of crying.
But I'm not in Cologne and Tanja Surely not, right?
Lesbian waiting for me, I kooooommme !!!
@ Josephus Aphoristus
Your other comment sapphoristischen first I had to hold back because not all adult content.
If you'd like, please edit that one sentence.
@ Magnus
I see you're still too consider whether or my other comment is free circuit disabled.
@ Magnus
You've really given you a lot of effort to me to answer my answers beautiful.
But to me it would have sufficed, as if a lesbian says to another: "Will you hide me 'nen finger go in the forest, I will not let you then go around the croak?"
And as a response comes back: "YES!"
ZEITGEIST.UNZENSIERT-ONLINE.DE CENSORED BUT !!! The blog owner is just so sophisticated to let me do it themselves. Josephus Aphoristus from 18 clock, then at my home.
By the way: "Tanja Krienen kindly stopped, counted against their machinations so far holds the trophy firmly in his hands."
I find that a bit unfair, because I've given me a lot more trouble than Tanya. I think the times I have to talk a ridiculous word. The yes plays the ball to the gender officer. Esu jet datt ever nit!
On the lesbian world, doa gibbet's no sin nit, koa wonder, because doa gibbet's nua coo '.
(The Bavarians like please forgive me for my bad German.)
Well then, in 2012. When I go on to the end, then I'm maybe if my end is near, has also become a lesbian. With the mission to spread gender crap all over the world, even if it is then no longer even exist. The New Earth is definitely a lesbian. And I will be their king. King of Lesbos, sounds good, I think.
Oh, I give the trophy Tanya. Because I know no longer even what to do with all that stuff. I mean, I could even sell to lesbians. The stuck everything possible in the ears clean, I have been told.
So now I have to put an end for the time being, I have to impute lesbians. Ne, plumber would have been really not a job for me. Everything always so wet when the pipes burst.
Greeting, JA
Nu well is Magnus?
"If you want to please edit that one sentence."
@ Magnus
I edited even more than one.
@ Magnus
And I thought the store would be here already so completely vergoogelt that I can afford it.
@ Magnus
I would let the other comment so as to deter stand. Or to compare for various victims or so. But also for perverts would.
@ TanjaKrienen
"By the way," Tanja Krienen kindly stopped, counted against their machinations so far holds the trophy firmly in the hands ".
You should be a little more relaxed woman TanjaKrienen - I mean I do not still know very long - but so far you seem a little bit stiff to me.
I am famous for always putting me into trouble, and yet it never did me afterwards sorry to have done it. Only with honesty and truth goes a long way in the end. And even in the truest sense of the word.
God's blessings on you,
YES
(I guess my real name you is also known as a good friend of Magnus)
Contact a lesbian way
A lesbian sat on my window sill.
At first it seemed as if it would be pretty bold.
As they peered already on my freshly made bed.
Now I looked closer, my god was this nice lesbian.
Then she asked also for entrance.
No wonder, because outside it was badly wet.
She got me into the room, oh was the crass.
Will 'even touch me then, no, I said, let!
I saw her skin, she was nice and smooth.
She whispered in my ear: I want Kate Matt '
If I said yes, that would mean stalemate.
But no, now I was finally fed up's.
I screamed, she left.
When leaving, she began to cry.
Out of pity, I gave her a ring.
The answer was, you silly thing.
Lesbian Rap
From a purely gynecological, I must be very happy.
From a purely psychological, can understand another lesbian myself only.
Purely biological terms, I am a normal woman.
Purely technical point of view, I'm a love genius.
From a purely divine, I've been living in paradise.
From a purely revolutionary, I am constantly in opposition to men.
From a purely socially, I feel a bit neglected.
From a purely material, I'm not good to live.
Purely statistical point of view, I am very likely.
Seen purely from the outside, inside I'm different.
From a purely mentally, I teach Freud and suffering.
From a purely fashionable, I work with like-minded women very attractive.
From a purely male, I create unrealizable desires.
From a purely fanciful, I am absolutely crazy.
From a purely diabolical, I am a Seelenfängerin.
From a purely diplomatic, I have full immunity in relation to men.
From a purely computational, a man comes to me is not conclusive.
From a purely aphoristic, I am constantly waiting for fulfillment.
From a purely hygienic, only the right thing to kiss me.
From a purely military, I do not exist.
From a purely cabaret, I often play the jumping jack for another woman.
Purely medical point of view, I am completely healthy.
Purely chemical point of view, I smell sweet as lesbian.
From a purely criminological, I am always suspicious of men.
From a purely physical, I'm an unpredictable degree.
From a purely childish, I am perhaps a little naive.
From a purely professional, lie to me unusual positions.
From a purely acrobatic, I'm a love artist.
From a purely visionary, I bring bad future prospects.
From a purely secular, man does not need me.
From a purely religious, I seduce other women cause to sin.
From a purely intuitive, I am doing even expanding awareness on men.
From a purely artistic, I represent the whole of creation.
From a purely partnership, I am an angel.
From a purely muscular, I am very strong.
From a purely fortünisch, I bring happiness.
From a purely temporal, a like-minded people can deal with me almost forever.
From a purely biblical, I am possessed by the devil.
From a purely womanly, I'm totally harmless.
From a purely poetic, I'm like unzerknitterbares Cylophan.
From a purely anatomical, I'm so maybe a little heart.
From a purely lesbian, I am pure gold.
@ Josephus Aphoristus
Lesbian thunder weather!
@ Josephus Aphoristus
You should get an Academy for lesbian poetry open: the money and lesbians were full.
@ Magnus
"Thunder Lesbian weather!"
Thank you Magnus!
I should probably sit a little lesbian in my brain.
No, not what you might think now, I do not need to drink in order to write. I'm always sober in all things. I can not think that simply so. Mostly in the morning upon waking.
I have more in terms of lesbian, then Piecewise coming soon. That is, if desired.
"You should get an Academy for lesbian poetry open"
I thought that we would have done both here already. ;)
Love, YES - always !!!!
@ Josephus
We appreciate your Sapphic poems to you from writing that all fingers stiff and the Little Lesbian good for in your head.
It's a free forum.
I have only possibly consider harmful to minors passages: Turn to such free, so it was me.
@ Magnus
"I have only might consider harmful to minors passages:"
Yes, yes, speak elsewhere of slats and classify myself as harmful to minors, as I turn the same green-red on lesbian.
"I turn such free, so it was me."
Also do not see how I could do it otherwise from here.
But I am also Blogbevollmächtiger on elsewhere. White So what it's like to have to bear the responsibility for others. For themselves mch I reject all responsibility and all. Would be even nicer if I censor myself, would have, should. I really should do it once with a lesbian and go to the movies. I hope I get here bal dmal an offer of eienr. I live a little further away from Hammelburg, then straight, left, left again, turn left, turn left, then a distribution group for lesbians and it is equal to the second inferiority complex in the center or you can also call right away, I'll be right there. No, that's not quite right so I'd rather wait for my happiness at home.
See you soon! Schucki.
Meant now the natural Lesbian course.
God be with you, JA
@ Magnus
I am just looking for the
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Charles Dexter Ward by this. But can not find it.
It said error but just for me - 404th
Do not you have here really nothing Junior for me?
The best of human flesh, which is also not necessarily bleed.
But whenever the
"More advanced (s)
are, then I let's probably better. ;)
Must now unfortunately but also go and look for the error in my thinking home on.
Greetings and see you soon,
Josef
Lesbian Exitus!
At the crossroads, there was ne Lesbian,
it rankled very much to share,
sure would look funny from Les-be,
it remains a place to sit.
So you hung around so,
laughed up at once to a girlfriend,
one she was not completely stupid namely,
oh dear, the friend turned out to be a man.
The instructions unearthed,
Gender Guidelines vs. Lesbian guidelines,
something's HQ Office,
luckily it was shady under the pines.
The first lesbian rule is to man handle,
but she read what they wanted rather read,
first rule would be to tilt man,
the man came not only to questions what that was.
Alone again,
the clouds cast a strange shadow,
Man, what the world is common,
God, why do women get no slats?
The answer from on high was not long in coming,
first as a shadow then they could see it,
she had a Harten,
could hardly walk.
Stay wanted anyway,
it seemed like the Crossroads nailed
she had left, was now a strong jaw,
the man's pleasure gave her as a lesbian then the rest.
Just at that moment,
there came over with a great eye,
hey girl, you know get to know wollem me?
stupid guy, you're no good!
Left alone, lonely, cheated the desire
so man felt himself still as a lesbian,
Gender mainstream is so hypocritical,
as they stood still a wasp.
She fell, was in fact allergic,
remained on the Crossroads Center,
really tragic,
thereby erundsie had to think of a great tit.
Please, God willing, be all woman again,
will be blessed with children and NEN richt'gen man,
do not want to be alone,
Take away from me the evil spell.
Suddenly it was raining hammers and iron nails,
the Crossroads suddenly stood upright,
in Fast arched her back female hill,
so it is with just the disobedient servant.
Your reputation resounds to the sky,
I am not your servant,
I also had a short time ... immel.
this is my right.
You-nothing little woman,
yet you do not know what you want,
Now you get a completely different body,
as a man you no longer gillst.
To stone it was made,
the sun was hot down on them,
she looked only to the north,
but no one knows about this lesbian grave.