The really last for today to report the end died on the edge of the keyboard. Steinmetz bat.
Archives for the month of July 2010
Only clapped a
Tuesday, July 13, 2010The Incredible, it seems volltan: Or so it would ausgdrückt Goethe.
The provisional final fly I slew by hand, on the stool, good six inches before the night weakened genitals.
Meanwhile, however, seems - it is hopefully just a hallucination? - Succeeded by the one from the kitchen, such as whether they wanted to take revenge if the honor of its kind.
But now it will not matter to me until tomorrow.
Except I catch but still.
There are again two against only one Goeller, damn.
Howl and end.
Two of the swatter (III)
Tuesday, July 13, 2010The absolute Zweitbestintelligenzbestie all houseflies that tried to escape my exterminationist hunting instinct by it was not even more vulnerable on the edge of a red wine glass, now threw himself into it altogether.
Whether it there already found the Äthanoltod or only succumbed in my stomach the hydrochloric acid it lays completely preserved, the chronicler can not clearly reported.
However, one still buzzes; whose tragic end will be to weep, where appropriate, they do not wofern shortly moves away.
Warned it is.
With sufficient reason for a timely retreat is geordnenten but probably not likely to rest These kinds enemies page.
So also here the Ehrentod Looming in the field.
Strange, since thirty seconds I hear and see nothing.
Now crawls the Sauvieh yet again on my walk around.
Just you wait!
Aphorisms 162
Tuesday, July 13, 2010In advanced wisdom one is glad when relevant people keep a stupid: even more incompetent.
Aphorisms 161
Tuesday, July 13, 2010The right way to deal with the stupid Become contents may constitute the beginning of wisdom.
Aphorisms 160
Tuesday, July 13, 2010With the greatest fun of writing is ultimately resists the idea punishment; sometimes you'd think it would do without censorship no sense.
Two of the swatter (II)
Monday, July 12, 2010Meanwhile, here are the top in the study only left the brightest fly.
They sit down on edges, avoid chop eligible land and crawl in with me not rare, hard to get into true chaos-bays on the desk around: and the real geniuses among them have even begun to sit on the rim of the wine glass.
From now on there will be a real fight for victory, one among titans.
The smartest of all inspected just with obviously great scientific interest, the flapper itself.
I need urgently the second, virgin secret conspiracy swatter.
Two of the swatter
Monday, July 12, 2010"No, it is my lot to be a fly whisk."
This quotation from Nietzsche's Zarathustra should I be stuck in the memory correctly (including the double "o").
But the fly swatter - my son worried just a second such - is 35 degrees and 95% humidity now next to the keyboard, and I push myself as a murderer resist all this annoying Gekrabbel, like as if I were a fable Wilhelm Busch's sprung.
Sometimes you wish, even in those times postmodernsten still a decent servant and a Kaltmamsell, the sometimes discreet handles, besides taking care of salmon, trout cream, salad and roast for trouble, relieve the landlord.
Bingo!
Also there were at least two BWA in one fell swoop.
Dirt rabble.
Endgrippenspiel
Monday, July 12, 2010I knew it from the beginning: The swine flu can be further enhanced.
Or what you believe, which is why the best German player of the World Cup Sebbi Schweinsteiger name?
The man was so full of zerballackten flu virus fragments as football aphrodisiac, as a legal porkines Bioaufputschmittel that he was obviously just stop by the Great Iberians, because that could even use but superior Spanish flu as a decisive advantage.
Actually a bit unfair.
But what a truly chivalrous German Schweinsteiger is not complaining, but fights, and if he still loses, he hopes for the next pandemic.
For 2014, already the Brazilian Football flu are developed in the laboratories of Boehringer, because it is from Rio to Bahia firmly convinced that the Dutch title Subscribers only because of the recent successful launch of dike goat flu from the tournament to throw were put in the situation.
The Englishman, abgemeiert roughly from Schweinsteiger, meanwhile, already set for the European Championship on the Gulf Stream flu, (more ...)
Vuvu with pursed lips
Monday, July 12, 2010On Saturday evening I wanted to know it spontaneously.
I spoke to a young man in Germany jersey with black-red-golden vuvuzela with the request to be allowed time to blow through the part.
First of all I could manage no reasonable tone.
The expert explained to me then that it was similar to a trumpet, the lip tension must agree.
After two or three more attempts, I was finally vuvukompetent, and it trötete powerful.
The expert, who before the swine flu had obviously just as little afraid as the devil - he would otherwise have lent me the device? - Nor told me that he had several times very angry, because he had not blown sufficiently concentrated to German ports with all the enthusiasm and thus also released not sound right, not even one left.
He was my understanding.
Art of Living
Monday, July 12, 2010Before I even begin with it, still not working, you want to first of all have to bring me a beer.
Endgame: After an athletic referee
Monday, July 12, 2010The World Cup final yesterday was not very good, because a lot of opportunities were given on both sides; and it was also brutal, especially from the Dutch side.
But it also held two fun aspects for me.
First, the Dutch now know just as well as the Germans, which is why they must pay for the bankrupt Spaniards.
Second, the referee was perhaps why so mild to pull out not a single red card because he probably each other on the court could have disposed of with bare hands.
He was certainly the only actor that I really do not even with 27 as well is pick Steinmetz parent would want angry face in the dark.
Aphorisms 159
Monday, July 12, 2010I wanted to shake the whole world, if they are still a highly gifted but not tremble in the face of early death.
Sheep Medium Online
Sunday, July 11, 2010I have just found on Spiegel Online as a sub-heading that:
"The German national team is young, hungry for success and plays spectacular - the 2010 World Cup has clearly shown. But has the team Löw already world-class? "
As well einIn editor had at least drunk enough, in contrast to that American hero generals Petraeus, who collapsed is well known due to insufficient drinking before the U.S. Congress in the confessional.
Where did this start for Hamburg's Alster lake cheese Kasper at the world class?
Earliest in the final, while profit tits or only above the?
Roberts to Clinton's lies, Iran and Oil Spill
Sunday, July 11, 2010Paul Craig Roberts wonders at the end of an article on rense.com why Russia and China let the US against Iran as much grant as their interests is usually not.
"Perhaps Russia and China have Decided to let the Americans over-reach Until the country self-destructs.
On the other hand, Perhaps everyone is miscalculating and more death and destruction is in the works than the world is counting on.
Like the Gulf of Mexico. "
(Perhaps Russia and China have decided that Americans can overstretch, until the land destroyed itself. On the other hand, might be charged each and more death and destruction is on the agenda, as the world counts it. As the Gulf of Mexico.)
I leave it for the time being now the Note, the quote and its translation.
Aphorisms 158
Sunday, July 11, 2010Previously challenged generals in the front line: hence her name and her entourage.
Aphorisms 157
Sunday, July 11, 2010If the shooters, Corporal, upper, main, staff and upper Corporal keep the Uffze, Stuffze and sergeant carefully far behind the lines, in order to leave the replenishment Lieutenant inner and HauptmännInnen, the major internal and Lieutenant Colonel Indoor finally have time, Colonel Interior and teach GenerälInnen fighting at the front, so that the war is over soon guaranteed.
Generals to touch
Sunday, July 11, 2010Finally an honest US general. The designated CENTCOM commander said in 2005 , make it a hell of fun to shoot people.
The US Secretary of Defense after a successful meeting to clarify: ". And I have every confidence did General Mattis will respond to questions and speak publicly about the matters he is responsible for Which in a way Entirely Appropriate"
(And I have every confidence that General Mattis respond in a timely manner to questions completely and will publicly speak about the matters for which he is responsible.)
And:
'Robert Gates, the defense secretary, Praised the four-star general as "one of the military's most innovative and iconoclastic thinkers."'
(RG, the defense minister, praised the four-star general -. Has on the image in the article only three and a Lieutenant General correctly, note from me - as "one of the most innovative thinkers and ikonoklastischsten the military".)
Iconoclastic - iconoclastic to German (more ...)
Aphorisms 156
Saturday, July 10, 2010The worst are known to emotional attacks "from the ranks": But when they initially mostly not fatal, they also give you the best warning signs.
Cash cow
Saturday, July 10, 2010One thing you have that notorious Walter K. Eichelburg, let the most prominent gold Barker of the German-speaking world without envy: He tickles almost every downfall lust and selfish-utopian Sottise out of people, apart from the many beautiful Euros, the long lost were worth already, except that you can buy for gold, which they soon would get no more, already practically no longer get, unless of course you click on its side, where it is touted as available from various retailers at any time.
Cabinet idiots.
Aphorisms 155
Saturday, July 10, 2010The small Liar Liar should be offered holiday homes in Kuhmisthaufen that big in pig shit: with the simple accompanying explanatory argument, there was even them warm in winter.
