The fungus is coming!

I already upgrade for the pan-European slime mold attack.

The Bulgarian mutation of the fungus Invasorius Galacticus a Caucasian subspecies of fungus asiaticus Totus Pestilenzarius spreads from the southeast inexorably: it attacks PVC surfaces as well as silicone gaskets, garden hoses and condoms; also all plastic and Elaste involving fluorine compounds, including modern waterproof footwear and textiles (some experts call it already "the fluorine-eater").

The crisis team at the Badische Aniline and soda factories (BASF) fears already that the automotive and Düngemittelprduktion could grind to a halt shortly, but warns against panic among the population, but what I think is one of the usual appeasement maneuvers before the big disaster.

Without a doubt, try the self-appointed elites, yet quickly repackage their food stocks in jute bags and uncoated paper bags, while we ordinary citizens continue to drag the unsaleable basically noodles in PET packaging, potatoes in plastic bags, milk in tetra packs home ...

The whole staged eruption of ash along with vertigo was actually a distraction attempt historical dimension; actually closes because of the slime mold infestation not only aircraft door close properly anymore.

Do you think that Guttenberg herumgurkt in Turkey and Merkel in Italy, because the bankrupt Icelandic EU try to extort by means of a computer simulation to issue its foreign debt?

Everyone knows that Germany never led away a cent to other countries, such as before a penny.

Tear in time the rubber soles of their shoes before the fungus has eroded the toes you!

Destroy your credit card immediately, before it is too late!

On the rims will run better tires down of cars and wheels!

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7 Responses to "The fungus is coming!"

  1. Hesse says:

    Very, very cool!

    But give these "possessed" not more tips. ;-)

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  3. Frank Meyer says:

    The contribution is the generic hammer! Compliment! My concern is the petunias. Is it through the pass of flying on visual flight pilot who makes it look so scorched the leaves? Or is it the mushroom? Questions and more questions. But I've According to their statement destroyed my credit card. You never know! Hopefully it helps ... All the best! Itching is machnmal the only stimulus in life. Good Work wishes of Meyer

  4. Magnus Wolf Goeller says:

    @ Hesse

    I am, as far as I could before, if your objection already gone very hard with me, be assured you of that.

    With very distressed regards

    MG

  5. Magnus Wolf Goeller says:

    @ Frank Meyer

    The fact that you even now haunts the care of petunias, I find moving beyond words; so you give me a new spiritual dimension; a cynical old Gobball as I previously thought in connection with the Allzusammenverschmorung only to his still without prejudice before the house thriving sage, marjoram, thyme, tarragon in connection with a tasty, vegan seasoning Sunday brisket noodle soup.

  6. Frank Meyer says:

    That's a good point, dear Magnus, after the spices I need to look for. I guess because I miss her mild scent, they are buried under the Icelandic volcanic ash. Why there is Maggie?

    I would like to point out in regards to your post on another slime mold-stop. Not only aircraft doors are not closed, but also in the ICE`s. Recently allowed himself but as a door to get out while driving. And in NRW, so you can hear the politicians overtaking on a trail of slime to collect last points. I suspect that slime molds are more dangerous than previously thought.

  7. Magnus Wolf Goeller says:

    @ Frank Meyer

    You are right! If it were only the Schleiimpilz! Now get even the Schafsseckel and the goat tip! (And in Greece, Goldman Sachs has already ordered general mobilization, as clear Show what flowers are Mediterranean, if the dough is not over grow ...)

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