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Archive for the month of February 2010
Eat everything
Saturday, February 20, 2010I recently spoke with a senior editor of a national newspaper (now I will not tell if it was a rather "left" or rather "right", but one of them hit undoubtedly) and explained to him from time to time that I, given me the current German debate on Islam always wonder who is more stupid than the "right" or "left." (more ...)
Where is Marjah (= Marja, Marjah, Marjeh)?
Friday, February 19, 2010The above question has Anahita Girishki, raised to arise in the Afghan province of Helmand, on the occasion of the largest NATO offensive since the war began, the core of this city, in ef-magazine:
http://ef-magazin.de/2010/02/18/1875-afghanistan-krieg-in-der-phantomstadt-mardscha#comments
If you find the city with allegedly 80000 people, you are better than Google Earth (found under "Marjeh" a few huts in the dirt) and others who have already tried it.
I ask those who can make it, the one explanatory comment on this page.
Iran War II
Friday, February 19, 2010The chatter respect to the handle after the atomic bomb by Iran is in the hundred and fiftieth round.
First Waraum actually Iran should not strive for this agent when his enemy Israel with German help themselves from donated flick-firing submarines, estimated 200-300 nuclear warheads and has constantly threatens Agriffskrieg?
On the other hand, second: not long ago proceed Does Iran over all other means to fight back if he attempted bombing low, so that Israel will consider in fact three times, the military escalation (more ...)
From the horrors of Good
Wednesday, February 17, 2010Here again Paul Craig Roberts to the US police state:
http://rense.com/general89/pcr.htm
Green Monday
Tuesday, February 16, 2010Just went a little late Monday before Lent carts past me.
On the driver's seat Al Gore sat and grinned as Jack Nicholson will be able to achieve nevermore; next to him I saw another Nobel Peace Prize winner, who had sewn in big letters "Let's Nuke Iran Now" on his doublet; back on the wagon all sorts of dolls and false noses, including a fool that a giant plastic phallus with the inscription itself lounged "Everything must be from, FDP!" was wearing a sort of satyr who looked like Prince Charles confusingly, a Hitler, continuously shouted, "I want my Goebbels," a Frankenstein, chanted, "the climate is mine!" and just belted Fates, giggling, who shouted, "Koelle, Koelle, Koelle, oh Molle, Möllemann!"
In between all this joyful bustle (more ...)
InnInnen
Monday, February 15, 2010Manin hatin AlSiN UngedientIn natürlichin keinin ahning, wasin soldiers soin paid inside'd have the inside.
Dia boots inside stetsin cleaned inside just inside grüßinnen Pre-Sets ordnungsgemäßin inner, inner tank repaired inside just inside uswin.
HöchlichstInnen aufsin Zudemin sindin sämtlichinne liars derinne federal government internal Zuin respektierinnen, sowiein also held abschwörbereitinne Taliban inside.
IchInnen wissinnen jetztin Nochin precisely inside waruminnen sieinnen NOT AVAILABLE hinginginnen Zuin such HäufInnen inside.
Among colleagues
Monday, February 15, 2010The Extraterritorialsubservient and Defendarreferatssubservient are facing a huge brownish swamp.
Otherwise unheard and unseen feeling says Westerwelle sober remarkable: "Look, gamboge, a large, pacified, poppy cultivation-free zone mitohne Hindu Kush and xenophobic homophobes looks."
Then zu Guttenberg: "Wrong, you Kollalleralschaden. This is an opium depot of the CIA. "
News from Defendarreferatssubservienten
Monday, February 15, 2010Karl Theodor zu Guttenberg, etc. was recently asked what he thought as dope in the hair gel about?
This pöbelesk profane expression did not tolerate the Frankish baron of course, saying that he appliziere suprazerebral brillantinäre semiviskositionelle coalition and Köhäsionssubstanzen to Behufe the indiskriminösen stabilize its Schädelkalottenprotuberanzen.
News from Extraterritorialsubservienten
Monday, February 15, 2010As is well known the truth dies in the war first.
If Westerwelle will soon be asked what he thought'm wearing there, he will probably say no longer jacket and trousers, but "superfiziale, okzidentalstilistisch customized thoracic and analoventrale and legal (of English" leg ") Verhülldeckstoffe".
Iran war
Sunday, February 14, 2010I do not find it funny that one covered the already led war against Iran continues even in the vicinity of German participation puts it.
The whole procedure is reminiscent of the run-up to the Iraq war. (more ...)
Bravo, Mr. Extraterritorialsubservient!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010I have just heard in my Bayern radio that we are in Afghanistan, according to Foreign Minister Westerwelle starting today in an "armed conflict under international humanitarian law".
The lovely Bonner So say in the spirit of his Rhenish cheerful nature and at exactly the right time of year and write 18 (!) Wasted syllables for what "was" the Americans called the Frenchman "guerre" and not completely fallen on the Laberrübe German as well monosyllabic war.
Soon this word artist will probably not even tell he was gay (more ...)
Revelation Part II
Wednesday, February 10, 2010Once there was a climate crap that brought us the Antichrist.
I've got it!
Tuesday, 09 February, 2010.I have them. She is in me. Me alone it is due to that not millions of people have verröcheln miserably.
For days, my nose runs when she plants serious triathlon training. Swine flu has obviously realized that she has a chance only in the body and in places a semisubprekariaratären scribbler and his thereat only moderately heated study room to do their work.
As swine flu Christ, who has taken the virus cross for all mankind to be, I feel an almost global-warming religious horror; You can not imagine what kind of a feeling about ten to thirty-three swine flu virus, so the entire planetary inventory to destroy itself all alone.
As though I, as a Tera-Leonidas of modern times, (more ...)
Where is she?
Monday, February 08, 2010Where is she? Who stole them? Was she kidnapped? Did she hiding? Does it have an invisibility cloak? Has Al Gore eats them, or was it Pachauri or Ed Miliband? Was sold into slavery? Lived as the concubine in the harem of a Saudi prince? Is the world really hollow and they fled into the earth? Emigrated to the Aldebaran? In the Takla Makan? To the bottom of Lake Baikal? (more ...)
Aphorisms 74
Saturday, 06 February, 2010We humans have all the skills to get down to business. Our problem is that material success so far almost always arises from the corruption or this entails, because he wants to remain so; therefore the pain salvation of those who want to be "clean".
Invitations
Saturday, 06 February, 2010Tonight I was abducted by seemingly benevolent aliens; they were generally nice to me and offered me a good Barolo, a corresponding Noir and Riesling to a stone Würzburg; solely on the question of why they did not just invited me kindly to Umtrunke instead to organize such a fuss, they stopped me the answer.
Note: Pay attention not only on the quality of the wine but also the manners of your host.
Tough sanctions
Friday, February 05, 2010The British Air Minister Miliband has now rock hard all denier coated with gag; who acts contrary, it does not have to blow cold under six months.
