The Federal Health Minister cited the swine flu virus at year-end crisis call to Berlin and wants damages: "Because of you, I sit on million doses! You have simply not delivered! This is sheer breach of contract! "
Then the virus easily excited: "I did my best! I know exactly that I in Germany in recent months, at least three million people have been infected successfully alone! Only, your German is indeed stupid people just do not go to the doctor! "
Then Rösler, already with reddish spots on the face: "What were the great for infections, please? All Pillepalle, you loser! Hardly Dead! Only people who would croak soon anyway! This is now my flu, do you understand me, you bastard buck! "
Then the virus: "Everything Pillepalle? I beg your pardon? People have getrielt and gerotzt and gekülcht and shit, there's no tomorrow! What can I do that in your country crap every Looser at each corner bananas, beer, vitamin tablets and I do not know what else can buy for pennies a minute, and all even at safe water! Change du mal conditions here! Also I need decent working conditions, or lives you here about the Berliner bums under the bridge? Get, your people to drive your recourse when your incompetent sheep media that are not even able to see a doctor and vaccination, you beginners! And otherwise get yourself the next time but the sheep flu, maybe it then what! But pass' just make sure you do it not even infect you, otherwise you were perhaps soon the youngest minister! "
The minister suffered before now very relaxed and complacent-looking swine flu virus initially a scream attack ("and I have even publicly let me vaccinate for you, you pig, in real!") With up reinforcing the ears, until his security people come and a doctor sedated him with a syringe.
Then he signs lahmgesichtig and pale yellowish-the virus brought by the Glaxo-WHO document, even with some trembling hand, and decreases with thick cold drops of sweat on his forehead and completely exhausted in his chair.
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