Archive for the month of September 2009

Damn stupid

Wednesday 30 September 2009

Michelle Hunziker has released the super-blonde joke.

The men had schonmal fancy blondes, but no pig was going to marry one.

Perhaps the lady travels to Norway, and is suitable enough, there they would still have a chance, unless they shut up.

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Flu Mist

Wednesday 30 September 2009

Is the swine flu back down into the swine?

I hear nothing more of it, that we will soon fall, as would en masse for Large pork barbecue harvested.

Embarrassing thing.

Now the Panikologen by WHO daruf only hope that at least the vaccines are good for it, to cull a few unfeiste piglets, pregnant sows and weak-kneed weak Alteber.

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Vervolkte parties

Wednesday 30 September 2009

My political sense tells me that the new government will soon argue, as the brush-makers were sitting at table with the fountain cleaners.

Parts of the CDU, the CSU and have understood well that the matter of the social cutbacks in the voters they can very quickly in hinabkaskadieren SPD fields; holds the explosive with the FDP en masse.

This is the cursed war.

This election could soon prove to be Pyrrussieg, especially for the last two half to three quarters of people's parties.

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Fun is over

Wednesday 30 September 2009

In my childhood it was still called "Who's afraid of the black man?"

The one day course can no longer find them funny, not even when playing half black man President, and thus may bomb, whom he will.

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Aphorisms 38

Wednesday 30 September 2009

Once the pain has decided to wander, he leaves after involuntarily.

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SPD Cheers!

Wednesday 30 September 2009

Gabriel and Nahles will now probably ran from the SPD.

Two things at least they bring along: They are round and bold, even though you do not have the impression that anything they could.

Is the only ruined reputation ...

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Obama the Impotent

Wednesday 30 September 2009

Why create the Strahlemann Super Obama not to prevent Israel from further land grab in the West Bank?

Will he not, or can not he?

He may not even want: In the event that was a misleading question.

I may, so I am more powerful than the U.S. president.

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The great-aunt dies

Tuesday 29 September 2009

Now many worry about the SPD.

For fun, I'm with ma '.

First Without the SPD left no longer knows why he should be drunk neat.

Second A abgefackte SPD means that the semi-literate proletariat in Germany is doomed to extinction.

Third Now the employers get really afraid, for they know not what they have.

4th We lose everything, what would be even more pathetic.

5th Without the party of the charcoal grill will soon be considered as damaging to the environment from traffic. Those who drink German beer then?

6th Even people like me are caused by the decline of threatened Sozen difficult, because there remains so nothing more to blaspheme.

7th 146 years are remarkably consistent decline that even the German must take some thought on how to cope should use it.

8th If we have a lot of stamina and good luck, we will survive the SPD.

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Göögeln me

Tuesday 29 September 2009

Since a few days I seem to have made it further in this strange thing called the world a piece of network: now I find myself in Google even from "Magnus Gö ..." message voluntarily.

Eight characters so rich for me to find unerringly.

If this keeps up, then goes in two years, "Ma ..." or "Gö ...".

Just do not oversleep the development.

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Grönemeyer's Poetry

Tuesday 29 September 2009

"It's ok, it even hurts" - Herbert Grönemeyer sings so out of life.

I quite like him: but this is of course arrant nonsense.

It is doing that is - fortunately - not hurt quite evenly, but sometimes bloody, and sometimes not (with five good bottles of wine and an even better woman in bed for example) and everything in between, too.

The bard but nevertheless we wanted to say something: Life is pain-driven, as much as drove and drove, with a few, well understood yet driven.

Love of course it helped: Therefore, one who can sing so badly to sing well.

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Remarkable result

Tuesday 29 September 2009

34 x 0.7 makes about 24

That means that the Christian Union Superduperwahlsiegervolksparteienüberriese just under a quarter of eligible voters could persuade themselves to cross themselves at him.

This encourages and shows that over three-quarters of Germans, at least not have been so stupid to choose a pseudo-conservative war party. (more ...)

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Breakdown

Saturday 26 September 2009

Excuse me, the penultimate article to which I was referring to because of Denglish "Toleranztolerance" has gone on for me so far inexplicably suddenly from my computer as the network, although he seemed to already published.

A network of miracles!

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Toleranztolerance

Saturday 26 September 2009

Oh yes. Articels before the occasion (The original is real because he was there author's note!)

In my Kommentary to the appropriate web page ("Friday", added after the fact ...) verpersonalizete I jokingly referred to as "Caller Magnificent" Magnus Goeller takes to satisfy the gewanteten Verangelsachsung do.

So if no "S" or otherwise knows neither German nor English properly can, especially for a game of "Native netizens" is that from now also allowed me to address this (e-mailed, feedbackanposten, checkochilled zusammenverkommenten, download here ...), to him that his Nerd honor'm not lost in reason or in common sense.

I am more tolerant than tolerant, moderate part.

PS: The previous article to which I refer, ("? Blog - Block"), in the context of an "Internet community" was swallowed by cyberspace in a mysterious way. Seriously. I'll rework.

PPS: This is really none of my jokes, that an article disappeared and I can only protest and ask for your indulgence.

PPPS: The article, which was lost, I take now in the sentence that I entered a "community" that I would have called the community and I also met with German nationalists like nonsense, especially since what the English word "Nick" in a "chat" ( chattering concerned), so now, "block" instead of "blog". The embarrassment that enough.

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Unintentional fun?

Saturday 26 September 2009

I just read an article where the author (otherwise quite eloquently), given the corrupt parties demanded a "people's democracy".

This is the funniest pleonasm, I have observed in some time: People's popular government.

After all, was the contribution of non-nationalist, which would have been bad, but he was directed essentially against the influence of high finance.

Maybe he called the people, therefore the same double stitched.

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Aphorisms 37

Friday 25 September 2009

Perhaps we should introduce the Matriotismus: at least it seems with the patriotism in this country no longer produces much.

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Stupid question?

Friday 25 September 2009

May I wish someone success, which is not supported?

Away from the philosophical question: I would not choose to Steinmeier, but he is still dear to me than Merkel.

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Responsibility

Friday 25 September 2009

As a single parent you feel if you did not make the whole day for the kids or the grandparents are there, or enough money for heaven knows what and it really is the time, always guilty. (more ...)

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Trickster

Friday 25 September 2009

The term "pi-news.net 'to reach a well-visited web page, which presents itself as heroic politically incorrect by Israel and the U.S. is about everything that Peinlichkeitsschwarte crashes.

Has I am, as everyone knows, who here ever around scrolled, not excessively on Islam, so I would but not to bomb entire countries with husband and wife and child, and mouse or corresponding acts even still be justified in Christian garb.

In addition, there have to make the kind of conservative and patriotic.

They're really too stupid to lie.

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Merkel risks

Thursday, 24 September 2009

The STAR-journalist Hans-Ulrich Jörges said this week, Merkel would really prefer to continue to govern with the Social Democratic Party than with the FDP, because they know full well that it would be easier to distribute the necessary cruelties to the people.

I think the man is right.

However, could the physicist have settled there, and they must do it with this präponderanten, scraped Westerwelle, because she has so often said, she was willing and rich voices, otherwise it can create the Steinmeier just too, no matter what.

It actually makes a little more fun to watch the circus, and I look forward to the arena on Sunday between six and seven clock.

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