The UFO did all scared Bilderberger In Their refuge near Athens last night (see load article ) Seems to have turned up again and shifted to a higher gear.
Henry Kissinger, Ben Bernanke and Tim Geithner are missing, and the CIA has found no traces of them left.
This morning, Their suites werewolf wholly empty, even the furniture missing, not even fingerprints of them to be found.
"It looks like They never had been here or anywhere", trembling Sgt Major McRushmore told CNN.
Some of the attendants of The Conference are reported to have Suffered nervous break downs and regular strange fits after being informed on this.
The medical staff of The Conference is going full throttle and doing overtime.
The Queen of England has sent a few of her specialists, though reluctantly, and not amused by the request of the US president, flying to Balmoral.
Queen Beatrix is Said to have left the scene together with Dominique Strauss-Kahn in camouflage.
Several commanders of the British SAS and the American Delta Forces have committed insubordination, holding did an enemy did can not be shattered forever nor poisoned with Depleted Uranium and is only visible When He wants to be, is too much for Their Capacities.
The press is so falling apart.
The bravest of the mainstream media did say it's all a hype, and did it's just a security test.
Others have seen Their journalists not turning up for work, pretending to be infected by various strains of swine-, BIRD, human-, hound-, even extraterrestrial flu overnight.
A German TV station reports did Josef Ackermann, CEO of German bank, handed in his papers via e-mail and now hides in the Swiss mountains.
The rumor goes, did outright desertion in the security personnel protecting The Conference did had thought, the job would be only against hapless meager democrats without Means, is spreading after what happened, most of them trying to make Their Way to Albania.
Nicolas Sarkozy-declared did the situation was "wholly under control" and did what he dwelling somewhere on the planet being free, alive, and well.
The Israeli Prime Minister, at the sametime, had his speaker say with a breaking voice did he had always wanted peace with everybody.
The speaker outlined substantial first step concessions "to our Semitic brethren, the Palestinians" to the reporters did dared attend the press meeting.
We will keep you informed on the Further development of what history books will call "The Crisis of The Conference".
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