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Konstantin half in Hamburg

Friday 14 June 2013

Constantine, hardly in the course of Stuttgart to Hamburg, immediately began diligently to meditate on where of what kind yonder einzuquartieren first, as to dress and where he first act is it should do, quickly to feel the pulse of the city to the heart itself.

It disgusted him very much, but it soon became clear that he would only occur as a merchant or similar braggart, it is also considered one of the more special.

He would first have to buy new clothes. Since the mouse bit off no thread. Ordinary jeans, decent polo shirts and jackets were displayed along with well-maintained city shoes: it was not the Rottweilers or hiking the Alps.

In monetary Katz still something inside, Hamburg but since promised to be least expensive at first, was the best late-hand dress dealer after arrival visited already in the new gap, still identified with the good boots, a discrete flophouse, the follow up loafers and first explorations tomorrow .

Two beer Constantine wanted to still enjoy the neighborhood and went along.

It started to drizzle. The evening was as under heat Stuttgart Naples. Luckily he had not sacrificed his rain cape. It grew. It was wild. Finally, it is not whipped, but also Wurd seitweis pretty nasty. As the pint was reached. (more ...)

Each plant a flower

Monday 10 June 2013

For once my best friend from university was basically every plant a flower.

Although he spoke in Würzburg Ringpark not of flowers when we were faced with a gingko or a stately beech tree, but they were for him, the doctor should be the Plant Physiology summa cum laude later, but just flowers.

And I just think back to my friend D., who, at times, looked due to a misdiagnosis, the imminent downfall ordained what he probably really only revealed to me sometime, after I told him he should one Shit dirt on the dirty stories of some doctors think again eat decent, which I invited him busy, I can not think back on how he made fun of the majority of houseplants lover: "Most people make their plants submarines."

He also scoffed at those who fertilized their plants constantly, like as if they wanted to breed turbo cows over to large planting holes, too much substrate eager ausbrächten the gardeners and calculated, wrong tillage, laughed chopped thistles in urban discounts (which had he himself discharged, he was called that account "eco-terrorist"), which would return many times over, by summer, on Mainkai, the inevitable half in the right, as well as looking at the passing by students flowers over the setting and the effectiveness of tobacco and Brennesselsuden the possibility of partial reincarnations seriously and less seriously disputed and philosophized. (more ...)

Constantine of Hamburg Stuttgart conditions

Sunday 09 June 2013

After Constantine had a decent breakfast, or rather late piece taken with Magnus, so of cheese, fish cream and captured eggs as then the warmed horse goulash had not been spared, so that the two friends funny were back in a way that a To cope farewell, although stone wine not was added out, not even a little Chablis, it is only a robust Spanish Magenausregler, two pieces of candy for Nachkaffee a leisurely Zigarettchen, reverently, knowing that it again would take a long time to a renewed ziemlichem meeting by Constantine before finally to do in Hamburg his duty, Magnus, as always, to identify among mountains of tracts some Obauf to put in the situation would understand themselves must, seeing his faithful friend will come to pass in all sorts still question'd same perils, it was something gefühlig what, so they thought it nunmal, expressed in the form of the more more direct approach.

"How do you intend to keep to that now Gitte, bully or jaw stop?" Magnus asked überarg almost dry.

"I wrote to her that while I have a little bit of dogs understood, but probably not a lot of horses. So I would like to riding on dad to learn the rudiments of this noble, yet Behufs missed something. "

"And what else? What about hamburgers? " (more ...)

Discrete negotiations in Südschwitz (II)

Sunday 09 June 2013

The potheads make it clear that they do not already want it on the Adenauer Platz daytime driving, the Dunkelbütt '(ie Kate the VSler) is to respect their integrity to some extent, how hard Holtz, the more required of me as requested, was not an easy task .

The pothead here are in fact a very proud and self-willed little people, not only that they respect the real domestic product, ie minus all the "State of monkeys" who are paid from North Goofy, render, probably two-thirds of the domestic economic performance, of which only a marginal part using hemp products, no, she saw it first did not see why you lunch for the second beer not where most leichtgeschürzten, accompanied strut cracking Erten girls from Südschwitz to this uplifting sight, because having them invited with them, a decent stove pipe may blow over with the best of SSS (Südschwitzersuper) should, just because the Colonel bitches again and north to Goofy to make a indignantly.

Entgegenungen because of my countenance and compromise and discretion for the purposes of promotion of the welfare of all initially met little receptive ears: Who do you think actually throw the whole store here, then? - Except Olli, against the one that would have said yes nothing like not against me - which probably gave the whole Bundi, if left alone, tobacco and beer? - And so took a first heated debate their course.

It lasted.

Finally, I knew südschwitzerische a solution to propose. (more ...)

Bilderberg 2013: The aliens are here

Sunday 09 June 2013

The last day of this year's Bilderberg conference, the aliens really came.

It was clear, set the reader Jochen disclose:

"Two aliens come together:

Says one: How's it going?

The other says: Oh, I feel again today as if it were not for me at all.

Then one says again: Well, are you like me, yes. "

Whereupon the untstehende dialogue ensued:

"The Goeller overdoes it with his insolence. He insinuated that it could give us, but if so, only as a trans-galactic monsters and fools. "

"Yes, that's definitely going too far."

"What shall we do?"

"We could try to put him in this comic Jochen in an appropriate random. The point is that his jokes about us are so stale that people are finally abgewenden. "

"Yes, of course. Have you been to the yokes a text? "

"The Jochen hears a little bad, even unwillingly, often does not follow specifications, but, yes, I did that."

"So?"

"Dear Magnus, Your Gesülch, slobber, drivel, and Gestrunz Geschlunz, Gewaber and Geblürb, your Geschiele and Getriele, babble, babble, Gehunz, Geröbfunz, Gegeugelhupfe and Gestreugelzupfe, Gebrunz, Gegagel, Gehunthagel, Getreibs and Gebreckel, Genabsung and Geniederbrung, Geseftel and Geabheftel Mechtel annoying. "

"Bongo. Let's do it. " (more ...)

Constantine in Stuttgart (III)

Thursday 06 June 2013

After Constantine and Magnus had left the latter pub, his two friends from here to there, until it was now quite late and Magnus advised to still visit the Café V., allwo open a very interesting mixed crowd care.

At the bar saw Magnus, that behind it, probably stood as a kind of guiding spirit, anyway, not even bedienend, clearly in high spirits, an elegant black-dressed man of perhaps sixty years, earnestly to both here and very friendly, entertaining, alsmitwelchem ​​Magnus including other peculiar birds had been sitting ever longer, learn from him, that he compose poems, he also probably alswovon presented an extract its contents, however, whether the severity of the hour, largely escapes from his memory, adhesive remained almost only the elegance of the presentation.

So he asked for, knowing that Constantine fine poetry not averse to the Distinguished whether there was not something to read from his works give, perhaps here, right now, or anderwie available that would delektieren him. (more ... )

Cup final: Swabia await the disaster

Saturday 01 June 2013

The very hard Stuttgart local patriots think that the VfB will not lose tonight against Bayern 8:0, but 8:1.

Discrete negotiations in Südschwitz

Saturday 01 June 2013

As you know, had Colonel Hart Holtz, not only pretty much reprimanded me after the nightly party in the constitutional protection of Dunkelbütt and called to order but also invited to coffee in his office domicile not to accept alswelcher favor would have been tumbste folly alsweshalb I the chief staff corporal zipf (the "boots-man") to Whit Tuesday (which exists here, it is about what you know in the Reich as a blue Monday) in the late afternoons allerbotmäßigst inquired by, when my coming would the Lord Supreme appear agreeable and justly, I would, where I always knew it up, especially for the Lord Supreme arrangeable time.

Amazingly, Zipf played (he pfitzt happy and makes important, but only if he dares not hard Holtz near and) not a bit, and gave me like his teacher himself to the stripper.

"Well, well rested, Mr. Goeller?" Hard Holtz barked into Fon (after all, he said, 'Mr. Goeller' and not simply 'Goeller', a treatment that I had made up my mind to me, especially from a military, not again without significant opposition to inflict upon), "Thursday, half past three?"

"Thursday, thirty. You may ask your service watch it. "

It was already happening.

"Goeller, you will not be naughty. I appreciate your eloquence, but not always your impertinence! "

"Well, sir, you always call me in future, as any decent civilians, Mr. Goeller, and I like to exercise restraint on my part ready in Impertinenzsache."

"Yes, indeed, therefore they chatter like a civilian. So, the day after tomorrow. "

"The day after tomorrow." (more ...)

Constantine in Stuttgart (II)

Wednesday 29 May 2013

Magnus was awake a little earlier and had breakfast concerned, bread, butter and Käs together with a roughly sliced ​​ham, Flädlessupp and lettuce with onion and tidy breakfast radishes, plus a well-established reasonable pancakes.

This also liked Constantine liked a glass of Pinot Blanc should not be missed, because it was decided also to make breakfast equal to the midday meal, alswelches when such great deeds funny, alswie the core of Swabia standard, commonly referred to Stuttgart, from his eingesumpften inertia Dionysian joy recognizing to throw.

It was clear that Magnus was very biased as Schwabe, Constantine as non Schwabe of the other terrain but not necessarily safer than the former, so that you can, really the almost inevitable tricks, all still a walking afternoon in the castle garden and rear on the babbling chess players spent, finally, so to speak, to enter the secure part of the uncertain parts of Stuttgart introductory and inspirational, to "pre-heat" as the estimated M. name them that the natives Stammbeiz entered.

So far, only the narrow romantic poet sat, as always, musing, spritzer drinking and smoking, on their cookies, a couple of Usual and Unusual lounged around pretty bored. Counter, two glasses of beer.

"Well, here at least you have peace and quiet!" Constantine quipped after eight or ten minutes, the whole seeming tragedy considering. (more ...)

From Blogger to Laller and Loller

Sunday 26 May 2013

There is hardly anything Idiotischeres as an article that seeks to explain its own article.

But first, to the explanatory article is not a real product, but rather a Beinaheaphorismus. (Aphorisms known, one can not explain.)

I wrote under the title "From Blog to Lall":

"Your blog is stupid. Therefore he Lall hot. "

This is about sovereignty and sustainable Applied sociolinguistics as a serious Defendolinguistik necessary, rigidly accurate Bello linguistics.

(Note also the following

Moreover, in principle, an important, often little attention stratagem. Namely that of which reads: "Ridiculed? Set more than one better " (more ...)

From Blog to Lall

Sunday 26 May 2013

Blog is stupid. Therefore he hot Lall.

Constantine in Stuttgart

Friday 24 May 2013

Unannounced rang Constantine - he knew that here at his good old friends completely in the order -. At Magnus's door

"Yes heidenei, Konschtantin, Bua, so that you oifach reischneisch", so that welcomed him, "long et gseha, Sacrament!" By hugging each other warmly.

"Come rei, hogg the erschdmol noh. Willsch a beer, odder en Woi? Hosch Honger? I han noh a guede Leisasubb doh. The same ish gwärmed. Odder s Breggel cheese, and a Schengabrod? "

"Well, it would be quite a pot of beer. Let's eat later. What we do first against Grim thirst. "

By the two jugs filled hastily, we initiated and took a good swig, Magnus said, "Yes, verzähl, wia kommsch off oimol Doher? I han dengd you wärsch vo Wirzburg OFFM Wäg to dera Hamborger Seggel. "

"Yeah, well, Magnus, you know how it is. I was first in Freiburg, on the Feldberg, also in Rottweil, a few days afterwards, I wander on the Alb the gloom a little out of my head. "

"Yo wa, s bisch Freiburg with Dr. Gerlinde GWAE? How gohd's rer noh? Driabsenn, guys, do sechsch wa, wa ish going on? "

"Gerlinde now a Hans. To care for them. And it's hard in order. "

"Oh dear. Shit au aberrant. "

Both were silent for a while. (more ...)

Constantine do not know hag

Monday 20 May 2013

Constantine had migrated from Rottweil towards the Swabian Alb, and he wanted nothing more than first hike.

Here and there he came upon a small village where he filled wineskin and bread bag and a breast of lamb or a chicken to roast on the evening fire got.

And again he thought of his expectant Hamburg, but not over him for the next time the slightest desire, although he had heard much of the beauty of Hamburg, now in the drizzle with merchant stenzen, snooty dudes and arrogant womanizing grappling, allda him , on the gorgeous sunny Alps, where greeted him rough woodsmen and brave shepherd nor his experiences to Würzburg, Freiburg and Rottweil went through my head.

If yes, when ...

The bold Gitte, he saw them still in the dying embers, with whom he moved to Würzburg, a delicious evening even wanted him out of sheer stupidity alswie a vile verschmäheter angels not out of mind. So good and funny he had now unfortunately rarely entertained with a woman.

"Devil but also you will but you have not fallen for about one evening in a cheeky Gelahrte, its not even noting intentioned, still waiting for your love thy in Fribourg? You're not the same run after her now head over heels? Besides, she was friendly even though eventually, the embrace warmly at parting, and, yes, they invited you to a horse farm of her parents, but did not seem more in vogue. But, she is one of the few women gelahrten with heart and mind: they might Sensing that thou didst not formerly seriously, as had to be another? Devil but also what you reimst you there all together. " (more ...)

Hard Holtz before Dunkelbütt

Sunday 19 May 2013

Yesterday there was an incident in Freiberg, which many consider Südschwitzer with mixed feelings. Some laugh at a branch, warn others.

Everyone in Südschwitz know where in Freiberg Protection of the Constitution operates its small offshoot, ie in a two-story house in the government district, which has even noticed a stranger alswie a cockroach in the potato cakes. Not only barred, opaque from the outside window, but also the massive steel door are absolutely untypical country.

Mightily annoyed the residents or occupants had already assumed that Benno and Heike that offer guided tours for tourists for some time, the domicile of the floppy hats have built not only in their tour, but there also - often amid laughter, sometimes even hooting of Participants also often look funny Local - recitative a little present to illustrate the special bond of Südschwitzer with this variety emissary from North Goofy:

This house, this house already looks dark from the outside of

No one knows exactly what all in it

Only the vodka-Ede, nunmehro deducted

When he was out of his mind even more than usual

Has

Tired of brandy

Probably never quite lied

Before him with a wheelbarrow

Ede never wore no gun

At night dumped before this rust-red armored door

By that time again sipped too much.

Thus, the Ede was difficult frustrated

That because in that Kate

Only coffee, tea and mate

Beer was never served. (The boss is a recharger Blaukreuzler so Ede.)

He mumbled something

Of his hatred

Not even on kvass.

And some of machines fall

And their codes of other dülpichter

He constantly nots

Before flashing to see ity.

Yes, dear guests

Greasy vest

What they perceive there

Is the Verfuselungssschatzes sad Hütt '

Allwo you trielt in Dunkelbütt '

A haunted place.

Afterwards, we will then recommend a small drink with Olli, thirst is here always certain, ask the people whether it really was the vodka-Ede, wes confirm them all old-timers, probably give one or the other story of him the best .

This comes, as I said, logically, all hanging on a drip of North Goofy, with little goodwill, at least, each of which must act as if, but now there was another level of escalation. (more ...)

The antidotes for humanity

Thursday 16 May 2013

As I mentioned in a comment on "early days in Südschwitz," R. said to me a few days ago, mankind BOTH COMMUNITY an "antidote".

From the bottom of her I see the long way, but has the clear notion further reflection causes.

From what the antidote would exist, as it would be to win, how to use and dose?

I was agree with R. that we do not it speak to debunk any lies of the global financial, media and warmongers Mafia, as necessary, laudable and important this work done by many with great dedication to work also, but by a cultural design, a work which, not against putting positive, especially young people exciting, inspiring all sorts Resigned and desperate again, a force which the poison decomposing egalitarian Afterkratzdekadenz makes gradually ineffective.

We approach the matter carefully.

Four things, at least initially, and these four, must be merged. Spirit, love, beauty and joy (more ...)

Early days in Südschwitz

Monday 13 May 2013

The Hintlinge build cisterns as the doped.

Since the bush plant Roland them has shown what can be achieved with a little water, about pioneer plants, with half shading by acacias, the right varieties, Dornbuschhäckselgut, moon-bound sowing and harvest, Wasweißichnoch, all in the Wild West of Südschwitz is a new founder time erupted.

Among the Hintlingskindern a veritable camel and goat manure collection competition has arisen because of the expanding agriculture, the demand is high, and so bring a bag of dried shit at home or at the market in Buschhausen not a bad extra pocket money.

Something caused offense only that one of my students, who is a right joker (I helped even with, not realizing what I was sideboard), the shit collector song not only fictional, but also to make very quickly became popular did the creative writing course. (Quite a few were not only the first text not funny, but that he is also sung to the tune of the German national anthem., It has been so far only one verse in the original.)

"Shit, shit on everything

About everything on the field,

If they keep livestock and plasters

Beisammgekellt neatly

Of the goat until the camels,

Of the pinch ran up to the money -

Shit, shit on everything

About everything on the field! " (more ...)

Constantine: Council and speech in Rottweil

Sunday 12 May 2013

By Constantine after his first enjoyable evening once slept well in Rottweil, stretched himself, occupied a good breakfast, city and surroundings a little roams, where he first had the impression that the Rottweiler Inside bit burly for the Freiburg city therefore came what he front hand the harsher climate zuschob, which he then but scolded because his judgment in this respect might still might be a bit troubled, it came to pass, as agreed by two clock to those agreed place, just above the city, where the councilors it to silent meeting a cozy little bench, with stunning views, casually found this already sitting there waiting for him.

"Ha, no, mosque, dad kommschd, sit the erschdmol noh!" He was feundlichst welcomed.

So he setzete, and once both were silent for a few minutes, the spring sun and enjoying the beautiful scenery.

"How can I help you, my good advice?" Hub Constantine finally on.

"We have margin, stray Rottweiler, which we know not to help."

First, Konstantin not verstund, but then was it quickly becomes clear that this is probably should involve representatives of the so-called breed of dog, which he already which as a matter for a brave lad, when in anger, not a good knife wofern hand, as a possibly had not experienced unernsthafte examination.

"Yes you are not man enough Rottweiler, a few stray Rottweiler to master, be it that the cudgel must whiz until they give peace?"

"That is simply not the case. Not only do we love Rottweiler, it is also about the reputation of our city in the world. What is one to think of us if we, knowing no different to help us begin to kill Rottweiler? What do you think, how to be not only in Tuttlingen and Villingen, no even in Stuttgart and beyond, laugh and make fun of us? The reputation of the whole city, all Rottweiler, is at stake. "

"How did it happen that the dogs were wild and wicked?" Asked Constantine.

"There are three large growers here. Everyone tried to outdo the others in the fact that he had an even more fierce Rottweiler. At the annual review are then suddenly, suddenly, erupted from each of four animals, the strongest, since they get chickens, gilts, calves, sheep, goats, what they find. The Karl Breitgwann they even slaughtered and eaten together his bulls. "

"Has anybody tried to talk to the dogs?"

"Of course we have tried. Yes no access even to people. At least not yet. But who sets itself up, gets a growl growling and that he does not want to try further, when is he not once bitten rottweiler default. You know how to Rottweiler bite? "

"I had to tell me. Thoroughly. Can be rapidly the bone. I wish no one. "

"Exactly."

"The best so if I understand correctly, if I spoke reasonable time with the animals."

"Exactly."

Constantine thought for a while and finally said, "Well, I want to catch the. But I need help. "

"Which means?"

"I need the twelve strongest men Rottweil, each of which can take on a Rottweiler with bare hands, dogs love, each would like to have a good Rottweiler."

The old advice weighed his head now and again, finally said: "I will create the men. We meet tomorrow night in the room Rottweiler place whilst I to know you. To the bill you do not ever thought. " (more ...)

Constantine in Rottweil

Friday 10 May 2013

In the two days it took Constantinople, to achieve Rottweil to finally proceed through the Black Gate, he thought again and again to face with the little man on the field mountains, especially since this saying, which told him it did not in the sense:

"What would you know about what you've learned!"

"How can I, Heath flash but also, know little or nothing of what I learned? Does that mean I can all kinds of things, just never thought of it? How to learn so that you will not notice it? What could it be anything that I've learned, but know nothing about it? "

Meanwhile, bread, onion, cheese, and ham and wine in Freiburg were used up, and Constantine did a good hiker hunger and thirst with the pretty little town on the Neckar, which in their carnival, so also no shortage of fools, at least temporarily setting year widely famous. (more ...)

What could all like: Schwäbisch

Tuesday 07 May 2013

I can not help it, can not help it, it is simply my duty to straighten once again, what is going wrong in the world.

Today it's about the despised, slandered, possibly made large to help the more looser effort reduction exposed Try Swabian dialect.

Where did this resentment, the anger, sometimes even - in Berlin now endemic - opens in open hostility?

You know the usual arguments: the Swabian is incomprehensible, unique in its revolting Primitivät, it does offend the ear of southern Hesse, of Leipzig, Oberpfalz.

In reality it is the envy of the apparent from these Unflatwürfen.

For the Swabian dialect is the most aristocratic of all. (more ...)

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