Archive for the 'Satire'

Miliband the Air Warriors (II)

Wednesday 03 February 2010

According www.killtheclimatechangedenierbastards.com the British climate minister Ed Miliband has a secret weapon that he 007 had personally steal from Neuschwabenland: The latest generation of rich German flying discs of Haunebu class is track able, also Erderwärmungsleugner by their thought waves from the air and to bring their brains by a Tesla-III-reflecting amplifier ad hoc longitudinal waves over lethal to rotate, without proof of the environmental health measure the Empire and herewith would be blamed.

The Secret Service of His Majesty assured that the British occupation of Haunebus the German technology fully under control and the recently heaped migraines as well as the unusually severe tinnitus German soldiers at the site Hammelburg be a pure coincidence and are not due to accidental stray radiation or cybernetic control problems.

Also that the site have called a commander Feldwebelin "My Sweet Abkühlhirschlein" and should have it looking for something under the epaulettes of Landserin after their G36 spare magazine, is vigorously denied; rather routine Taliban direct contact preparation exercise is misinterpreted by a Corporal and have been leaked to the wrong information of the radical left-wing press, which understandably eagerly absorbed this accidental denunciation and spread.

A Hammelburger bloggers in turn maintains (more ...)

Bin Laden is too warm

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Osama bin Laden, or what to spend his friends from the CIA for him, occurred on Al Jazeera and has asked the developed countries due to climate change in the pillory.

If even such people of integrity like OBL believe in climate change and not only on Allah, just like Al Gore and several other Nobel Peace Prize, it is of course again very closely for skeptics like me.

Meanwhile, I'm afraid even to my sponsorship money (more ...)

Keziban brings Taliban

Sunday, January 31, 2010

As the vanguard of the Taliban has deep Keziban Germany under control.

According to the German Weather Service, we already look now at the longest period of snow since the winter of 1978/79.

But what we wonder: Have we the Erderwärmer not predicted extreme weather events?

Moreover, we should not grieve too simple one-sided; the heavy snowfall proves not only that the Himalayan glaciers auszüngeln with breathtaking speed and cash equivalents Europe, nay, even the donkey and footprints attacking Taliban are camouflaged by Keziban, so that we are virtually defenseless against their attacks delivered.

Since the Bundeswehr has virtually abandoned the home front (more ...)

Founded: Central Council of Lesber in Germany

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Just finally got the idea: So I finally everywhere can complain credible and worthy of special protection on discrimination, I'm a Lesbian from today.

If anyone should object that I could not be as a man, I will entegenschleudern the gender racist dumbass ado that she had alone been proved by this discriminatory remark their fascist default setting, because we know that no one discriminated against because of their gender, sexual orientation or his belief may be.

And if a woman rejects me (even if lesbian or not, it does not matter) or in the workplace is gotzig, I'll sue them for pain and suffering; and if a man is inclined to me, then I go to taz and make it there for the public as an evil, arch-reactionary Lesberfeind flat, after all the tricks of the anti-discrimination and gender mainstreaming media.

If it should dare even one gay to me, then I pull the sexual harassment to court and turn the purely even a Lesberstalking that it is in front of eyes instead of pink black. (more ...)

Alien

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Aliens are according to all evidence-just as poor pigs like most of us, only that some of those who simply must pour the best Bordeaux in their gray necks, without decent paying for it or to work at all.

The rest of them have to write a life sentence at the Süddeutsche Zeitung this however.

So everything balances out.

ATOM BANK!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

YOUR MONEY BOMB SAFE!

You are afraid (national-) socialist gunboats against the Cayman Islands that could collect your accounts?

No problem for us. The ATOM BANK makes you free the way.

The plutocratic Republic Usraniselstan (PRU) guarantees your deposits with nuclear tipped cruise missiles of the latest generation (CO2-poor, UN-certified, almost carbon neutral drive system!) Of a gift purchased, walfreundlichen (WWF award 2009!) Eco-submarines German provenance (Dolphin-class submarine with fuel cell drive!) can always be fired and unrecognized capital exactly opposite each Renitenz State. (more ...)

German: Minus 15 points IQ

Sunday, January 10, 2010

I just re-read an article in the page "peculiarly free" that Ashkenazi Jews have a higher average IQ by a few points showed as "white Caucasian".

With the "white Caucasians," says the author who otherwise castigates the self-hatred of Western and Northern Europeans in his article, suitable, höhö, probably in just as politically correct as absurd Anglo-Saxon diction white Europeans and Indo-Europeans.

Beyond this nonsense I will concentrate on looking at the already established by Thilo Sarrazin's thesis, "Eastern Jews" (Ashkenazi Jews herewith) would deliver around 15 points (!) With higher IQ, was to certify as native Germans. (more ...)

In the pigsty!

Monday, January 04, 2010

The attempted murder of the Danish artist Westergaard shows that we need more cartoons that relate to Islam.

How about, for example, with a stylized Geert Wilders, the means of the Menorah squealing prophets absengt the sparse beard in an Amsterdam synagogue?

Was merely a joke.

The unsuccessful assassin but when combined ten years Schweinekobenausmisten with subsequent preventive detention in a Danish noble ham manufactory: the but what would.

And when he eventually but mercifully a meat cleaver would get pushed into the hands, he could enforce in itself a punishment schariagemäße yes either.

A tolerant state would offer him the opportunity to self-cleaning faith firmly to go to paradise, to lush gardens with water features and willing virgins, once each year after Christmas.

Only recording of a YouTube video for his Axtgesellen that would not be granted the Noble Quran keeper from the East.

The Danish Women's League against glorification of violence would be still there.

Owl finds Antigodwinsches law

Monday, December 28, 2009

After "Pardon" was set some time ago whether inefficiency, only "Titanic" and "Eulenspiegel" stay sad satire German market in printing available.

Since I have the Altwessilinken from Frankfurt scrutinized not on ideas for a long time, which could at least lead to a smile (I miss something? - One or the other cartoon perhaps), I read on Christmas Eve ride again "the owl", and - except turn one or the other Cartoon - I could not find a longer continuous text that really had the breath to keep going.

My God again, what do these people actually a whole month for the market leader to all along such not even once bring together that which they compete?

Drinking these people, of whom bring some quite linguistic talent and education, every day just prekariatsprollig how our contemporaries, by Sigmar Gabriel to Otto Kasulke, Neuunterwendsprienitz at Finsterwalde, and Punkerpfriemel sees the thickness of Kotti, Kreuzberg, Berlin, there always shown , pimply, warty, speckverquattelt, stringy, farzend, bleating, grunting, littered with children, against the sight of a pot-bellied piglet with rabies and scabies granted a feast for the eyes? (more ...)

Eigentumgeheuerlich free!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Following "Quote of the Day" I just saw for at least the second time on the libertarian line side of "peculiarly free" (ef-magazin.de):

"Censorship" is a term that applies only to the government. No private action is censorship. No private person can suppress another gag or a publication - only the government, the Freedom of private individuals constitutes the right not to agree, not to listen and not to finance his own opponents..

Ayn Rand

What an arrant, fantastic nonsense!

If Pippi Longstocking the strongest man in the world is not, but even the strongest girls to make the world than how she likes it, then that's quite fun, not only for children: Unfortunately, however, it can be assumed that this quote taken seriously here wants to be. (more ...)

Merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Federal Health Minister cited the swine flu virus at year-end interview in Berlin crisis and wants damages: "Because of you I am sitting on million doses! You have simply not delivered! This is sheer breach of contract! "

Then the virus easily excited: "I did my best! I know exactly that I in Germany in recent months, at least three million people alone have successfully infected! Only, your German is indeed stupid people just do not go to the doctor! "

Then Rösler, already with reddish spots on the face: "What were the great for infections, please? All Pillepalle, you loser! Hardly Dead! Only people who would croak soon anyway! This is now my flu, do you understand me, you pig goat! " (more ...)

Save the walruses!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Everyone talks about the polar bear.

It has always been this threaten the walruses.

Just because the walruses not the western thinness and beauty principle correspond, wrinkled and somewhat gruff, no one has anything left for them.

And even the Pacific walrus acts do not like a pure pacifist and polar bear friend; equipped with a 60 inch long penis bones and equipped little friendly tusks of up to one meter to show up, as always, especially the bulls as Erzmachos.

So I initially zergendern all understand that the desire arises, to let these creatures who like are not even willing to eat from the good; they are so sweet and cute and do not want to even play often.

Nevertheless, I think it is an intolerable Bioethnozentrismus and difficult diskriminös that is always spoken only of the cute bears and the walruses are handled by contrast, just as if they were North Sea Taliban, the place ugly rind veil themselves, aesthetically only average central Europeans hurting-religious sentiments.

And the ladies beards, carrying the Walrossweibchen to their 600-800 kilos to be taken seriously by the cops halfway, which rotates the polar bear fanatic these comical creatures probably still pure, only that they may be worse crawled into the picture!

Completely unacceptable!

PS: Of all the air rabble, all these merciless Goresken animal racists in Copenhagen, I have not heard a word for the walruses, effektheischendes certificates Pack, hypocritical!

His kingdom come

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Now has come out that Obama has already ordered yet more love additional peacekeepers to Afghanistan, as he told us.

The man is at in all its peacefulness and with all the courage and the hope he donates the world, including personally modest so almost shamefacedly, that he even concealed how much he for world peace abfordert America in reality: the noble patrons and donors did not want to even know or even called.

Apart from the fact that, in my opinion, only one Nobel Peace Prize is not enough in this case, now the Pope needs to do, what to do (more ...)

Hitler, Hussein, Stalin: The Totvögler

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

If the one "AIDS is a mass murderer" -Video of the rainbow e. V. may give believe Adolf Hitler was so strong shock such as a fiery lover who knew how to take a woman by right.

More Videos with Josef Stalin and Saddam Hussein as murderously horny AIDS propagator my knowledge there is not yet, but at least the two may prove to their genocidal Koitalkompetenz posters; a rap song with a bald black there's also this (the Bald was probably a mistake, nobody is perfect ...).

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Official posters for the campaign "AIDS is a mass murderer"

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Shakespeare fertilized Vienna

Thursday, August 27, 2009

I was in Vienna's Burgtheater. The actor gave an honest effort. They had mutually bind, corrode, whips, amniotic fluid, urine and menstrual blood to drink, verkonsumieren their own fresh faeces, mainly anal copulate and meander in the Begattungspausen with various European and Asian vegetables in the respective interesting body openings across the stage, one among the shades verrappten "Ode to Freedom", Faunengrunzen, acoustic ejaculates of angestochenem poultry, Hubschraubergeknatter and olfactory clearly noticeable additional use of hydrogen sulphide and butyric acid. (more ...)

Earthly grace

Thursday, August 27, 2009

A German Christian, an Arab Muslim and a Jew aschkenazischer discuss the state of the nation on television. The latter complain about changes in anti-Islamism and anti-Semitism. The Christian is to be severely affected and publicly apologized.

Suddenly, it still is a dispute. The Muslim annoyed the Jews with Gaza, Lebanon, the Nakba (the expulsion and murder of Palestinians), after that has applied the Muslim thus, the Muslims tried perfidious in a victim role, which not was theirs.

The terrified Christian committed immediately as the escalation guilty and tries to make the situation to calm down. (more ...)

Eureka!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Eureka! Hardly say what, what you already think.

In the skeptical corners of the world network, where do I even hang around earnestly whether my chronicler duty, is seen not only an economic campaign of pharmaceutical companies from some in the course of the vaccination campaign against swine flu, but a mass folk poisoning to reduce mankind. (more ...)

Never!

Monday, August 24, 2009

I still fragmentary collect from memory a small supplement.

Again, something like a T-shirt wearer was this time with the words "Blood and Honor" first convicted and then acquitted but, if not permanently.

Was convicted of type, because that means in German "blood and honor" and whether its use in the Hitler Youth as a Nazi slogan applies. (more ...)

The Beischlafpsycho

Monday, August 24, 2009

I just wanted a breather from the Beischlafpsychos, then I remembered that I forgot the neuter gender, as well as unjustly to consider the Homobeischlafpsychos appropriate; I assure you that this was no bad intention; I was never keen to exclude other forms of Beischlafpsychos or less seriously, on the contrary.

I said the contrary? - Of course I meant only that I also rubbed Hinsch such stories, no one wofern mind would.

So, I mean, I will, and are able to really do anything with the wayward stories of straight people, then of course have to ask whether you could see yourself offended by my representations in your feelings or even discriminated against, before I write something.

Unless it is manifestly harmless.

Dedicate a me, I have too little insight as neutral finish Homobeischlafpsychos homos, of both sexes.

I will not disappoint literary.

The Beischlafpsycho

Monday, August 24, 2009

After the previous post for "Beischlafpsycho" I remember just one, what would say the German article about a languishing Commissioner, who would of excessive drinking suspect extradited a police psychologist who immediately pounced on their known sexual dehydration and direct disposition by means of bait advertising, around the begging to leave then leave cool, and the poor little woman could it also happened to be whether expectation of salvation. (more ...)

The Beischlafpsycho

Monday, August 24, 2009

Yesterday I saw the new crime scene "With a steady hand," circa the 25th minute off. The Evil (Star Surgeon) is a drunk, his son, a drunkard, and - you guessed it - even the Commissioner Ballauf (Klaus J. Behrent) is suspected to be an alcoholic, so he has to the police psychologist.

The turn "treated" the poor policeman with the lack of love happiness of which she knows exactly how keen he is on it, so that it torments him with Beischlafangeboten, which they then hastily into perspective, when the poor guy starts the Gibbern what it also rears him maliciously. (more ...)

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