I offer a new service.
Since at least the regular legal market barely intelligence support is needed - I'm quite open about my economic hardship - you can learn with me now Schwachköpfichtheit.
The first thing I teach you what books you never read and do not particularly want.
This is the essential basic program.
Afterwards we will go out quickly, to mess up your thinking and language systematically.
After this stage, you are not at least know more precisely what is German and what is English.
So I then brought at least to the level of common people.
We then, you should have one, thus continuing, you unlearn your dialect thoroughly.
Then I means you as a trainee at a friend's sheep Media newspaper.
You will be intensively supervised by me so as to be able to succeed there.
Once there, they have a permanent job, I will help you only in occasional evening classes.
From there you learn the rest of your editor.
(Prices on request. Any gifted should provide a relevant suspicion when I sign up. The fee will increase accordingly. Those who try to trick as gifted, is already recognized and pays at least twice as honest immediate indication of suspicion.)